An entertainingly silly MMORPG - Page 13

perth · 07-15-2005, 11:50 AM

Guildies, here's a chance to win a Tiny Plastic Sword of your very own. I'm thinking of an item which can be found somewhere in the Seaside Town. You cannot buy it in the market, though it may be available on the flea market. Starting after tonight's rollover (which occurs around 10pm Mountain), the first person to drop the correct item into the clan stash will win their very own Tiny Plastic Sword.

In case you're wondering what the sword is for, look here: http://kol.thraeryn.org/wiki/Tiny_plastic_sword

BigV · 07-15-2005, 12:13 PM

perth:

Is that really enough clues to guess what the item might be? I don't have a clue. Ok, I have a clue or two. I'll try.

Happy Monkey · 07-15-2005, 12:18 PM

You don't have to guess if you just put in as many types of items as you can. Of course, the fact that it's not available in the market narrows it down nicely.

vsp · 07-15-2005, 12:33 PM

That's a helluva gift there.

perth · 08-08-2005, 10:07 AM

Olofik the Hardcore Oxygenarian is now on a higher plane of existence.

I'm debating Disco Face Stab vs. Mad Looting. Since I'm going Pastamancer Hardcore Teetotaler this next round, I think it'll be Mad Looting.

Took me ~2800 adventures, but I spent a lot of time goofing off in the Gnomish Gnomads Camp to get the clockwork gear and familiars.

To celebrate, my alt, Nataya, has 9 Ghost Pickle on a Stick familiars. That character is in Ronin right now so I can't send them out just yet, but send me a kmail to that alt and I'll pass them out until they're gone. Please only ask for 1 for your main character.

EDIT:
I choose Mad Looting. Check out the pants I got as a reward:

Plexiglass pants
Type: pants
Power: 180
Moxie Required: 75
Cannot be traded.
Cannot be discarded

Enchantment:
Combat Initiative +25%
+20% Item Drops from Monsters
Moxie +30%

They probably won't do me any good, with such a high requirement in a secondary stat, but they're cool.

perth · 07-15-2005, 12:59 PM

A friend quit playing and gave me his, so now I have a spare I'll never have a need for. One character has little need for meat, and the other has almost no need, so selling it was a waste. And making people try to read my mind is fun.

perth · 07-15-2005, 01:01 PM

One more hint: Anyone can obtain the item I'm thinking of.

wolf · 07-15-2005, 01:08 PM

I take it there isn't a Ferris Bueller Wheel in the game ...

BigV · 07-15-2005, 01:27 PM

Is it just me, or is KoL s - l - o - w today or what?

vsp · 07-15-2005, 01:45 PM

Stat days are always slow, because a lot of people save up their turns and wait to play them then. Today and tomorrow are Moxie days.

Looks like my main may Ascend on Day 5 tomorrow. Wow.
L10 TT -> PM -> SA -> TT -> Disco Bandit
Muscle: 146 (66) Myst: 106 (67) Moxie: 149 (99)
Ronin Remaining: 245 Turns Remaining: 13 (but too drunk to continue)
Equipment: Chrome Helmet Turtle, Ridiculously Huge Sword, Star Pants, Ye Olde Golde Frontes, two Mr. Accessories, Palm-Frond Toupee
Effects currently on: Butt-Rock Hair (Moxie boost), Rainy Soul Miasma (+10 Muscle/Myst, -5 Moxie), Sugar Rush (+5% Muscle/Moxie, -10% Myst), Extreme Muscle Relaxation (Muscle boost)
Quests: All but Dark Cave, which is not required

I need a handful of base points for each stat (to get everything up to >= 70 and reach Level 11 to obtain the Sorceress Quest), can potion up to survive in the Hedge Maze, and have all but two keys and one possible Tower item in my inventory already. Yowza.

BigV · 07-15-2005, 02:54 PM

Question:

Is it a quest item?

perth · 07-15-2005, 03:10 PM

Not telling. :P It's not a "one-of-a-kind" or unique item if that's what you're getting at.

BigV · 07-15-2005, 03:17 PM

I was "getting at" the idea that quest items fill that bill, (found in the town, not avail in market), except that I find I cannot drop it off in the clan stash. oh well, I guess I'll keep guessing.

perth · 07-15-2005, 03:24 PM

This can be dropped in the clan stash. I've dropped them in there before, though that's not to say it's currently in there or that it appears in the stash log. Sorry, should have clarified that.

perth · 07-15-2005, 03:27 PM

That, of course, is also not to say that the item is not in the stash or stash log. At the moment. Muahahahahahahaha!

07-15-2005, 12:13 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	perth: Is that really enough clues to guess what the item might be? I don't have a clue. Ok, I have a clue or two. I'll try. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-15-2005, 12:18 PM	#3
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	You don't have to guess if you just put in as many types of items as you can. Of course, the fact that it's not available in the market narrows it down nicely. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-08-2005, 10:07 AM	#5
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Olofik the Hardcore Oxygenarian is now on a higher plane of existence. I'm debating Disco Face Stab vs. Mad Looting. Since I'm going Pastamancer Hardcore Teetotaler this next round, I think it'll be Mad Looting. Took me ~2800 adventures, but I spent a lot of time goofing off in the Gnomish Gnomads Camp to get the clockwork gear and familiars. To celebrate, my alt, Nataya, has 9 Ghost Pickle on a Stick familiars. That character is in Ronin right now so I can't send them out just yet, but send me a kmail to that alt and I'll pass them out until they're gone. Please only ask for 1 for your main character. EDIT: I choose Mad Looting. Check out the pants I got as a reward: Plexiglass pants Type: pants Power: 180 Moxie Required: 75 Cannot be traded. Cannot be discarded Enchantment: Combat Initiative +25% +20% Item Drops from Monsters Moxie +30% They probably won't do me any good, with such a high requirement in a secondary stat, but they're cool. Last edited by perth; 08-08-2005 at 10:13 AM.

07-15-2005, 01:08 PM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I take it there isn't a Ferris Bueller Wheel in the game ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-15-2005, 01:27 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Is it just me, or is KoL s - l - o - w today or what? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-15-2005, 11:50 AM	#1
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Guildies, here's a chance to win a Tiny Plastic Sword of your very own. I'm thinking of an item which can be found somewhere in the Seaside Town. You cannot buy it in the market, though it may be available on the flea market. Starting after tonight's rollover (which occurs around 10pm Mountain), the first person to drop the correct item into the clan stash will win their very own Tiny Plastic Sword. In case you're wondering what the sword is for, look here: http://kol.thraeryn.org/wiki/Tiny_plastic_sword

07-15-2005, 12:33 PM	#4
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	That's a helluva gift there.

07-15-2005, 12:59 PM	#6
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	A friend quit playing and gave me his, so now I have a spare I'll never have a need for. One character has little need for meat, and the other has almost no need, so selling it was a waste. And making people try to read my mind is fun.

07-15-2005, 01:01 PM	#7
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	One more hint: Anyone can obtain the item I'm thinking of.

07-15-2005, 01:45 PM	#10
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	Stat days are always slow, because a lot of people save up their turns and wait to play them then. Today and tomorrow are Moxie days. Looks like my main may Ascend on Day 5 tomorrow. Wow. L10 TT -> PM -> SA -> TT -> Disco Bandit Muscle: 146 (66) Myst: 106 (67) Moxie: 149 (99) Ronin Remaining: 245 Turns Remaining: 13 (but too drunk to continue) Equipment: Chrome Helmet Turtle, Ridiculously Huge Sword, Star Pants, Ye Olde Golde Frontes, two Mr. Accessories, Palm-Frond Toupee Effects currently on: Butt-Rock Hair (Moxie boost), Rainy Soul Miasma (+10 Muscle/Myst, -5 Moxie), Sugar Rush (+5% Muscle/Moxie, -10% Myst), Extreme Muscle Relaxation (Muscle boost) Quests: All but Dark Cave, which is not required I need a handful of base points for each stat (to get everything up to >= 70 and reach Level 11 to obtain the Sorceress Quest), can potion up to survive in the Hedge Maze, and have all but two keys and one possible Tower item in my inventory already. Yowza. Last edited by vsp; 07-15-2005 at 01:51 PM.

07-15-2005, 02:54 PM	#11
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Question: Is it a quest item? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-15-2005, 03:10 PM	#12
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Not telling. :P It's not a "one-of-a-kind" or unique item if that's what you're getting at.

07-15-2005, 03:17 PM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I was "getting at" the idea that quest items fill that bill, (found in the town, not avail in market), except that I find I cannot drop it off in the clan stash. oh well, I guess I'll keep guessing. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-15-2005, 03:24 PM	#14
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	This can be dropped in the clan stash. I've dropped them in there before, though that's not to say it's currently in there or that it appears in the stash log. Sorry, should have clarified that.

07-15-2005, 03:27 PM	#15
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	That, of course, is also not to say that the item is not in the stash or stash log. At the moment. Muahahahahahahaha!

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