Riddle me this, haiku man! - Page 13

ZenGum · 09-01-2011, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

Google street view

I'll take that, although I was just looking for Google. DING!

Quote:

Seventy two quarters
one hundred and twenty four quarters
one hundred and twenty eight quarters

Clue: four.
Clue: F-O-U-R.

Clue: it's to do with math(s). And English.

BigV · 09-01-2011, 09:32 PM

you should check my profile ZenGum.

infinite monkey · 09-02-2011, 09:03 AM

Argh. No idea.

Here's one:

We spread no rumors
Do you want a jalopy?
Salute, friend. Salute!

infinite monkey · 09-12-2011, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

We spread no rumors
Do you want a jalopy?
Salute, friend. Salute!

Since this thread went fuck all to hell (Imma start a thread about starting threads and then not playing, then I'm not going to post in it!)

Anyhoo, a further hint. Non-merkins won't know it. Merkins will ignore it. So fuck it.

Opryland, Nashville
Right next to Lulu's truck stop.
BR549

There, now it's googlable.

SamIam · 09-13-2011, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Since this thread went fuck all to hell (Imma start a thread about starting threads and then not playing, then I'm not going to post in it!)

OK, OK. Actually I thought this thread would die after 3 posts. I'm really not very good at Haiku, but I'll try. This one should be easy:

Fog comes on my feet.
Possums recite my names.
I was worshipped once.

Undertoad · 09-02-2011, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Seventy two quarters
one hundred and twenty four quarters
one hundred and twenty eight quarters

81?

ZenGum · 09-02-2011, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Old and Moldy or
New and Squeaky Clean.. revered
almost everywhere.

Cheese? (way off, I expect, but you gotta try.)

Quote:

Seventy two quarters
one hundred and twenty four quarters
one hundred and twenty eight quarters

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

81?

Incorrect, but thanks for playing.

There is something which is true of each of those lines (as an individual line) which is also true of "four".

And today's new riddle-ku:

They carry most things
They are easy to carry
You can't lift one.

Infi ... I have no idea.

Pico and ME · 09-02-2011, 10:21 PM

Cheese us my guess too.

ZenGum · 09-02-2011, 11:37 PM

We put our faith in cheeses.

monster · 09-03-2011, 08:18 AM

dings for cheeeeses.

ZenGum · 09-03-2011, 10:05 AM

Hallelujah!

Pico and ME · 09-03-2011, 10:14 AM

lol My typos make me sound like Gracie.

ZenGum · 09-12-2011, 11:32 PM

So I googled. The first hit is your post!

None of the others made much sense, but I'll stab in the dark:

Hee Haw.

infinite monkey · 09-13-2011, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

So I googled. The first hit is your post!

None of the others made much sense, but I'll stab in the dark:

Hee Haw.

SAL-ute!

Undertoad · 09-12-2011, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Seventy two quarters
one hundred and twenty four quarters
one hundred and twenty eight quarters

Enough already WTF is it

09-01-2011, 09:32 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	you should check my profile ZenGum. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-02-2011, 10:21 PM	#8
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Cheese us my guess too. __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

09-02-2011, 11:37 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	We put our faith in cheeses. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-03-2011, 08:18 AM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	dings for cheeeeses. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-03-2011, 10:05 AM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Hallelujah! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-02-2011, 09:03 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Argh. No idea. Here's one: We spread no rumors Do you want a jalopy? Salute, friend. Salute!

09-03-2011, 10:14 AM	#12
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	lol My typos make me sound like Gracie. __________________ Jesse LaGreca in 2012 “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” – Mahatma Gandhi

09-12-2011, 11:32 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So I googled. The first hit is your post! None of the others made much sense, but I'll stab in the dark: Hee Haw. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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