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05-31-2013, 09:40 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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We Can End This Thread, Now...
...because I win.
Went out the front door in flip flops yesterday AM. CCA front deck and steps were quite wet. Stepped down onto second step, encountered a zero friction episode, legs flew straight out, and my lower back came directly down, full force, onto the edge of the second step. Pic on the left was taken about five hours post incident, pic on the right was taken about 18 hours post incident. I am truly grateful that I apparently did not break my back. To be completely fair, the second pic is taken considerably closer in than the first, but I think the depth of the stunning purple hue speaks for itself. The wires are from my TENS unit, for which I am exceedingly grateful.
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05-31-2013, 10:15 PM
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still says videotape
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fuck
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05-31-2013, 10:51 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Nice color.
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06-01-2013, 06:24 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Ah babes!
Nasty. Guess you have to go missionary position for a while then?
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06-01-2013, 09:18 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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I too am grateful you didn't break your back!
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06-01-2013, 10:57 AM
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Glutton for Gluttony
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Location: Tampa, FL
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Holy crap! Glad you're (relatively) unscathed. That is a beautiful shade of plum, though.
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06-01-2013, 12:38 PM
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a beautiful fool
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Rorshack bruise.
I see a .....Comet entering atmosphere
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06-01-2013, 01:50 PM
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Location: Arlington, VA
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Ouch!
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06-01-2013, 04:46 PM
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still says videotape
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06-01-2013, 10:22 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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Giant squid.
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06-02-2013, 10:39 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I see a dog face.
You're turning violet, Violet! jebus i aint ever seen no bruise like that! ouch indeed. |
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06-02-2013, 10:54 AM
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Glutton for Gluttony
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Tampa, FL
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In the first picture, I see the Roadrunner. (beep beep!)
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05-03-2014, 09:38 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Minifobette walked in front of a swinging kid today, and got kicked across the cheekbone. Here's what it looks like 6 hours later. We're teaching her to say "You should see the other guy" when everyone asks about it tomorrow.
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05-03-2014, 10:11 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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or you could teach her to say "momma warned me...."
 Not so mini any more, eh? Hope it's not so tender it hurts when she moves her face  Poor Mini.
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05-03-2014, 10:31 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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I know, she just turned 6 a couple weeks ago. It's kind of nuts. Plus, she's catching up on her perpetually-undersized brother. She's two years younger but there's some clothing items they can share.
I feel old. |
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