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Gravdigr · 06-12-2014, 09:35 AM

The Indianapolis Motor Speedway has a Hall of Fame Museum. They got some Indy 500 winning cars in there. Other famous/important race cars, too. Like the 1957 Corvette SS. With a body made of a magnesium alloy, the car is 900 lbs lighter than a standard 57 Vette. 307 hp engine. The thing about the museum is: They ain't afraid to drive 'em.

In 2011, they were showing off the 1911 Marmon Wasp that won the first Indy 500. It threw a rod.

Yeah, they put it together again.

They took out the '57 Vette SS last weekend at the Brickyard Invitational to make a few show-off laps.

Here's how it started:

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Here's how it ended:

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Ouch. Gonna be needing some new ~60 year old guts for that motor.

Prolly pretty embarrassing for the driver, whether or not he had anything to do with it.

Here's the Vette in action (look fast, it didn't last long) in 1957:

It's a beautiful car, too. Lovely plumage.

Story over here.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2014, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Like the 1957 Corvette SS. 307 hp engine.

Bwahahahahaha

hahahahaha

That's right up there with I'll just put the head in.

Gravdigr · 06-12-2014, 04:45 PM

I don't get it.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2014, 09:35 PM

When it came to horsepower ratings they lied through their teeth. Sometimes high, but most often low, to con the frowning farts in the big offices. This was only two months before Detroit pulled out of factory racing entirely, because of some high profile deaths.

In the rest of the world they shrug and say it comes with the territory, and it's voluntary. But here, especially in the 50s, we moan, wail, and rent clothing, while looking for someone to blame.

Gravdigr · 06-13-2014, 05:41 PM

Oh, ok...Underrating hp numbers was common for production cars.

This was a one-off, though. Probably didn't share a single part w/production Vette.

It were purty, though.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-13-2014, 07:08 PM

You're right, very little in common. But keep in mind none of the cars in the biggies like Sebring and Le Mans are stock models, every one is a purpose built racecar. The mad-men were in their own world and made it up as they went.

Duntov had been fighting an uphill battle with the executives since he took over Corvette. He wanted to build a real sports car and they didn't. He assembled a team of fellow engineers who were also racing enthusiasts, and worked on making cars that could win races. The strategy being winning would drives sales, and sales would drive public demand for cars from the dealer's showroom (or at least with help from the parts department), they could win races with.

That strategy worked eventually, in another 10 years they were winning both A and B production championships every year, but it was living in a minefield for Duntov. Every time he talked to the motor press he had to be careful. Of course he wanted to give the car magazines the best numbers he could, but his statements would make it back to the executive offices too.

So the interviews had a lot of, here's the numbers (wink-wink-nod-nod) and the writers would speculate what the real numbers were... in print. Then independent tests would pop up to confirm speculation.

Over at Ford, the T-bird had no mentor so that evolved into a "personal" car which is fine if that's what you want. The T-bird sold more cars and made more ~~money~~ shareholder value than Corvette did for GM.

I'm glad Duntov won the fight against the executives, bean counters, and 4-door aficionados.

Gravdigr · 06-14-2014, 11:03 AM

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...The strategy being winning would drives sales, and sales would drive public demand for cars from the dealer's showroom (or at least with help from the parts department), they could win races with...

Win On Sunday, Sell On Monday™

Gravdigr · 06-20-2014, 06:04 PM

Here's the story, over at YahooSports

Here's the pic:

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Dear drunk guy, Thank you 4 all the love & support!! Now take this ball and shut the phuck up !! From yours truly, Brandon Phillips, #4, "Dat Dude"

Bravo, Brandon Phillips, bravo!

infinite monkey · 06-20-2014, 06:48 PM

Yeah, Brandon Phillips is pretty much a god around here.

Gravdigr · 07-22-2014, 02:21 PM

You hit like a girl.

Gravdigr · 08-27-2014, 05:12 PM

"Y'know what, fukkit. And fuck you."

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Gravdigr · 09-27-2014, 04:51 PM

Goddamn, this is awesome.

Link

Gravdigr · 09-29-2014, 05:34 PM

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...

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BigV · 09-29-2014, 09:01 PM

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...

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"and then, it hit me!"

Gravdigr · 10-29-2014, 12:34 PM

Nothing to see here, folks, just Yao Ming and Little John Daly...

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06-12-2014, 09:35 AM	#181
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The Indianapolis Motor Speedway has a Hall of Fame Museum. They got some Indy 500 winning cars in there. Other famous/important race cars, too. Like the 1957 Corvette SS. With a body made of a magnesium alloy, the car is 900 lbs lighter than a standard 57 Vette. 307 hp engine. The thing about the museum is: They ain't afraid to drive 'em. In 2011, they were showing off the 1911 Marmon Wasp that won the first Indy 500. It threw a rod. Yeah, they put it together again. They took out the '57 Vette SS last weekend at the Brickyard Invitational to make a few show-off laps. Here's how it started: Here's how it ended: Ouch. Gonna be needing some new ~60 year old guts for that motor. Prolly pretty embarrassing for the driver, whether or not he had anything to do with it. Here's the Vette in action (look fast, it didn't last long) in 1957: It's a beautiful car, too. Lovely plumage. Story over here. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-12-2014, 04:45 PM	#183
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I don't get it. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-12-2014, 09:35 PM	#184
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	When it came to horsepower ratings they lied through their teeth. Sometimes high, but most often low, to con the frowning farts in the big offices. This was only two months before Detroit pulled out of factory racing entirely, because of some high profile deaths. In the rest of the world they shrug and say it comes with the territory, and it's voluntary. But here, especially in the 50s, we moan, wail, and rent clothing, while looking for someone to blame. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-13-2014, 05:41 PM	#185
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oh, ok...Underrating hp numbers was common for production cars. This was a one-off, though. Probably didn't share a single part w/production Vette. It were purty, though. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-13-2014, 07:08 PM	#186
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You're right, very little in common. But keep in mind none of the cars in the biggies like Sebring and Le Mans are stock models, every one is a purpose built racecar. The mad-men were in their own world and made it up as they went. Duntov had been fighting an uphill battle with the executives since he took over Corvette. He wanted to build a real sports car and they didn't. He assembled a team of fellow engineers who were also racing enthusiasts, and worked on making cars that could win races. The strategy being winning would drives sales, and sales would drive public demand for cars from the dealer's showroom (or at least with help from the parts department), they could win races with. That strategy worked eventually, in another 10 years they were winning both A and B production championships every year, but it was living in a minefield for Duntov. Every time he talked to the motor press he had to be careful. Of course he wanted to give the car magazines the best numbers he could, but his statements would make it back to the executive offices too. So the interviews had a lot of, here's the numbers (wink-wink-nod-nod) and the writers would speculate what the real numbers were... in print. Then independent tests would pop up to confirm speculation. Over at Ford, the T-bird had no mentor so that evolved into a "personal" car which is fine if that's what you want. The T-bird sold more cars and made more ~~money~~ shareholder value than Corvette did for GM. I'm glad Duntov won the fight against the executives, bean counters, and 4-door aficionados. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-20-2014, 06:48 PM	#189
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Yeah, Brandon Phillips is pretty much a god around here.

07-22-2014, 02:21 PM	#190
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You hit like a girl. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-27-2014, 05:12 PM	#191
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	"Y'know what, fukkit. And fuck you." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-27-2014, 04:51 PM	#192
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Goddamn, this is awesome. Link __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-29-2014, 05:34 PM	#193
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-29-2014, 12:34 PM	#195
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Nothing to see here, folks, just Yao Ming and Little John Daly... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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