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Old 06-21-2010, 03:21 PM   #1
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What would she have you do with them? Don't most women your age and size have breasts?
I'm sposed to minimise them - strap them down.
Not have them "jiggling and joggling", "bobbling about" or "really in my face". Yes, direct quotes.

At the football the other week she commented on the fact that as I was jogging my foot up and down it was making my boobs jig too.

Me - "Oh Mum, no-one's watching!"
Mum - "You're just like your father! So defensive!"
Me - "It's just because you comment on my boobs all the time!"
End of convo.

I felt bad afterwards, that I had over-reacted. But it was true, damnit. If she'd just commented on my foot instead I would have quipped back about burning calories or something.

I admit - am overly sensitive when it comes to Mum's comments.
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Old 06-21-2010, 02:06 PM   #2
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I just overheard the nicest thing someone s
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Old 06-21-2010, 02:27 PM   #3
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Ya breezy, like a ho wantin' money, ya know?
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Old 06-21-2010, 02:38 PM   #4
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Dont ya wanna, aint ya gonna, should ya oughta?

Please circle yes or no.
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Old 06-21-2010, 02:38 PM   #5
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There were 5 garbage trucks in our 250-house neighborhood, all leap-frogginf each other empyting the trash cans. WTF?
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Old 06-21-2010, 02:39 PM   #6
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Shaw, take the orange pill
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Old 06-21-2010, 02:41 PM   #7
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I gotta take wut? Will it make me smaller? Will it make me taller? Dunno. Gimme yers.
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Old 06-21-2010, 03:56 PM   #8
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Ha Haa! This is a frustrated posting in Craigslist job ads. I responded to it as it not only amused me, I empathized.

"I'V BEEN LOOKING FOR A JOB AND SENDING MY RESUME TO THE POSTING AND NO ONE CALLS!!!!!!! I HAVE EXPERIANCE IN CUSTOMER SERVICE, MANAGEMENT, AND SALES I DON'T UNDERSTAND"

The ad posting was similar. In caps. Loved it.
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Old 06-21-2010, 05:04 PM   #9
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let it go SG - Thats what Mums are for.

LOL AT CICERO! ! ! !
HA HAH AHAHAHAAAAA
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:17 PM   #10
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Just had portfolio evaluations. The weight is off, the kids be'd edumacated .
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:21 PM   #11
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Good job. That must have been a bit nerve racking.
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:32 PM   #12
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It is.
It always goes well - but I always obsess that if it doesn't, we're screwed, the year is over.
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:35 PM   #13
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Are they pretty hard core about it? I would imagine that keeping really good records would be the key, other than your end of year testing, that really counts.
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Old 06-23-2010, 04:10 PM   #14
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Keeping, and organizing, everything is key. You have to show a full year's work to the evaluator (in about a 1/2 hour), who is currently licensed to teach the grades being evaluated. PA only requires standardized testing in grades 3,5, and 8 - so we skipped it this year.
The home schooled neighbor kid was held back a year based on an evaluators recommendation to the school district - it's not just a rubber stamp thing for sure.
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Old 06-23-2010, 05:31 PM   #15
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Keeping, and organizing, everything is key. You have to show a full year's work to the evaluator (in about a 1/2 hour), who is currently licensed to teach the grades being evaluated. PA only requires standardized testing in grades 3,5, and 8 - so we skipped it this year.
The home schooled neighbor kid was held back a year based on an evaluators recommendation to the school district - it's not just a rubber stamp thing for sure.
From what you say it seems to me that the power to pass or fail a single family is left up to one person. How do you know that person is qualified to make that kind of judgement? Hell, people we trust with our kids in public school often don't seem qualified to evaluate, teach, or test.
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