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Old 01-12-2015, 10:17 AM   #1891
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My little hometown of about 1500 people(at that time), had a better looking tree than that thing. They also had a light up star they would hang in the cupola window of the town building... until a Jew lawyer moved to town in the 70s and made them stop.
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Old 01-12-2015, 01:08 PM   #1892
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My little hometown of about 1500 people(at that time), had a better looking tree than that thing.
Smaller committee.
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Old 01-12-2015, 02:35 PM   #1893
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Bingo!! Very astute observation, Sir.
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Old 01-12-2015, 06:08 PM   #1894
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Old 01-13-2015, 10:28 AM   #1895
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Steve Jenkins and Derek Walter adopted what they thought was a micro-pig but over time it grew and grew...grew.
Esther the Wonder Pig now weighs more than a fully grown polar bear.
The huge cuddly animal, who lives in Ontario, Canada, has now become an internet sensation with more than 230,000 followers on Facebook alone.
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Old 01-13-2015, 01:15 PM   #1896
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Esther the Wonder Pig now weighs more than a fully grown polar bear.
Not in that picture she don't.
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Old 01-13-2015, 03:27 PM   #1897
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Esther weighs 48 stone, 48 x 14 = 672 pounds. Commercially raised meat pigs don't get that big because of cost/benefit considerations, but brood sows, breeding boars, and a farm's pet garbage disposal, commonly top that.

The only Polar Bear Ester outweighs is the size 2 female all the lady bears hate.

Hell, PA has Black Bears bigger than Esther.
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Old 01-13-2015, 03:30 PM   #1898
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Someone must have been mumbling; they meant she weighs more than a fully-grown koala bear...
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Old 01-13-2015, 03:45 PM   #1899
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you're probably right, must have been an Aussie reporter.

Esther is a Canuck, but the statement was made in a Brit paper...
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This little piggy got massive: Meet Esther the 48 stone 'micro-pig'! Ten times larger than predicted, the giant porker is now the size of a POLAR BEAR.
What the hell do they know about Polar Bears?
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Old 01-29-2015, 12:54 PM   #1900
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Old 01-29-2015, 02:30 PM   #1901
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Boston? Is he a Patriots equipment handler?
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Old 01-29-2015, 04:15 PM   #1902
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that's a funny profile. He's got a killer sense of humor. I nearly died laughing. eh hem. oh, and he totally would murder you.
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Old 01-29-2015, 04:57 PM   #1903
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I wonder how the eight souls in the side bar feel about being described as 'similar'.

One for Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel.
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Old 01-29-2015, 06:48 PM   #1904
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You won't be seeing this very much, these days.
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Old 01-30-2015, 10:05 AM   #1905
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that's some funny shit right there!
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