07-07-2012, 12:16 AM | #1891 |
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Why don't we let Toonces drive the car?
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07-17-2012, 12:11 PM | #1892 | ||
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Bus Driver Catches Autistic Girl Falling From 3-Story Window: Fall Caught on Tape
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07-17-2012, 01:08 PM | #1894 | ||
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Good moo-rning: Breakaway cow herd stampedes down street
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07-17-2012, 02:34 PM | #1895 |
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Reminds me of the time Momdigr said "A policeman just went by the window, with his gun out." Like the smart people we are, we went outside to see what was what.
He was chasing/being chased by a humongous semi-feral hog. He, the hog, just decided to come to town, I guess.
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Belarus police detain student in 'teddy-bear mystery'
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07-18-2012, 01:54 PM | #1897 |
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Was there a tell-tale trail of teddy bear hair?
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07-18-2012, 08:43 PM | #1898 | |||
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I know an old lady who swallowed a fly....
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This is relevant because here in the west, because the plague bacteria are carried by fleas on rodents, particularly the California ground squirrel. So be cautious about feeding the local campground fauna. |
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07-19-2012, 06:19 AM | #1899 |
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There are indeed wild reserves of bubonic plague in wild animals in the US.
However, there is serious doubt about whether the "Black Death" was actually bubonic plague and not some Ebola-like hemorrhagic viral fever. Most notably, if there was black death in a house, quarantining that house for 40 days usually seemed to contain it. There is no way rats obey quarantine.
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Man with ‘world’s biggest penis’ stopped at SFO security:
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07-24-2012, 05:37 AM | #1901 |
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Again? That's three times this week!
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07-24-2012, 12:00 PM | #1903 | |
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Ichiro traded to Yankees (PTUI)--left at Will Call
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There goes the last thing I cared about the Mariners.
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07-24-2012, 01:03 PM | #1904 |
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Now now, the Yanks only grab these guys when they've got nothing left in the tank. ARod has been a very good defensive third baseman since leaving his bat in Texas, I expect similar play from Suzuki all be it with much better locker-room attitude. NY did send you Montero (for a fat kid which a sore arm) who will be the best hitting catcher in MLB once he smooths out his defensive game. I still don't know why Seattle insists on being a small market team. They blew a chance at owning Japan when they failed to surround Suzuki with talent.
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07-25-2012, 12:27 AM | #1905 |
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found it on tumblr so I can't possibly vouch for its accuracy or anything, but... THUNDAHSTRUUUUCK!
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