What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 126

Pie · 09-06-2009, 06:02 PM

The in-laws.

DucksNuts · 09-07-2009, 06:07 AM

I stacked down the stairs at work (totally ungracefully and noisily!!) and broke the heel on my new $100 heels...mother fucker was what I said.

Added to that, I tried to make a super quick recovery and make out that I had only stumbled a little...so I have been masking a swollen ankle, bruised arch and busted heel all day....

yeah, Im irritated!!

Oh and I had to clean up the cup of tea I threw over the handrail in the process of said stack.

Then I spilled my pasta lunch down my front and somehow didnt notice, so there are 3 new customers thinking Im a slop (which I am).

Soooo, Im a slop and a klutz apparently.

capnhowdy · 09-07-2009, 09:31 AM

It's a holiday and I'm "off" work.

But I still have to go to my work place and feed the goddam cats.

SteveDallas · 09-07-2009, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Soooo, Im a slop and a klutz apparently.

Pics or it didn't happen!

Cloud · 09-07-2009, 11:54 AM

I'd feed the cats if I could have them at my workplace!

And DucksNuts -- what's "stack" mean in that context? Fall? Stumble?

Cloud · 09-07-2009, 02:47 PM

my roof has sprung a leak! (mad)

wolf · 09-07-2009, 08:06 PM

This is actually from yesterday, but I was too exhausted to post ...

Directly across the parking lot is a public park. It is a lovely public park, with walking trails, a baseball field, a lot of green space, and a party pavillion.

The party pavillion is available for rental.

I thought that the park rules required your event to end at sundown.

I must have been wrong about that.

Were I right, the police from the station that is also my neighbor would have done sometime about the freaking mariachi music that was blasting from the loudspeakers at 10pm.

That's eight hours of party.

Enough people!!

ZenGum · 09-07-2009, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

I'd feed the cats if I could have them at my workplace!

And DucksNuts -- what's "stack" mean in that context? Fall? Stumble?

Stack = crash.

This is why we need CCTV everywhere. Ducks, do it again! I wanna see!

DucksNuts · 09-07-2009, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

I'd feed the cats if I could have them at my workplace!

And DucksNuts -- what's "stack" mean in that context? Fall? Stumble?

Stack in this context was a 5 step stumble, followed by a grab of the handrail which prevented a pile of arms and legs on the floor

I have lower heels on today.

Clodfobble · 09-12-2009, 02:27 PM

First we have a drought for two months... and now it's been raining for 4 freaking days straight. My back porch is an inch and a half deep, with no end in sight, and they're talking about flash flooding in other parts of the city. Goddamnit.

jinx · 09-12-2009, 03:43 PM

People that bought a fuel efficient vehicle too small for their needs and generally depend on mine being available, and now want to borrow it for a week to vacation in.

zippyt · 09-12-2009, 04:22 PM

Ha !!!
Did you Laugh in their face or wew you Nice and just say NO !!

Undertoad · 09-12-2009, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

People that bought a fuel efficient vehicle too small for their needs and generally depend on mine being available, and now want to borrow it for a week to vacation in.

Enterprise will rent SUVs. Like $300 for the week. And they'll pick you up!

Pie · 09-12-2009, 08:52 PM

Yep, we rented a suv for our NC jaunt two years ago. Worked out very well.

jinx · 09-12-2009, 08:58 PM

I assume they know that.... but they've asked for mine. So I gotta be the dick...

09-06-2009, 06:02 PM	#1876
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09-07-2009, 09:31 AM	#1878
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	It's a holiday and I'm "off" work. But I still have to go to my work place and feed the goddam cats. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

09-07-2009, 11:54 AM	#1880
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I'd feed the cats if I could have them at my workplace! And DucksNuts -- what's "stack" mean in that context? Fall? Stumble? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-07-2009, 02:47 PM	#1881
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	my roof has sprung a leak! (mad) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-07-2009, 08:06 PM	#1882
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	This is actually from yesterday, but I was too exhausted to post ... Directly across the parking lot is a public park. It is a lovely public park, with walking trails, a baseball field, a lot of green space, and a party pavillion. The party pavillion is available for rental. I thought that the park rules required your event to end at sundown. I must have been wrong about that. Were I right, the police from the station that is also my neighbor would have done sometime about the freaking mariachi music that was blasting from the loudspeakers at 10pm. That's eight hours of party. Enough people!! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-07-2009, 06:07 AM	#1877
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I stacked down the stairs at work (totally ungracefully and noisily!!) and broke the heel on my new $100 heels...mother fucker was what I said. Added to that, I tried to make a super quick recovery and make out that I had only stumbled a little...so I have been masking a swollen ankle, bruised arch and busted heel all day.... yeah, Im irritated!! Oh and I had to clean up the cup of tea I threw over the handrail in the process of said stack. Then I spilled my pasta lunch down my front and somehow didnt notice, so there are 3 new customers thinking Im a slop (which I am). Soooo, Im a slop and a klutz apparently.

09-12-2009, 02:27 PM	#1885
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	First we have a drought for two months... and now it's been raining for 4 freaking days straight. My back porch is an inch and a half deep, with no end in sight, and they're talking about flash flooding in other parts of the city. Goddamnit. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-12-2009, 03:43 PM	#1886
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	People that bought a fuel efficient vehicle too small for their needs and generally depend on mine being available, and now want to borrow it for a week to vacation in. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

09-12-2009, 04:22 PM	#1887
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Ha !!! Did you Laugh in their face or wew you Nice and just say NO !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

09-12-2009, 08:52 PM	#1889
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Yep, we rented a suv for our NC jaunt two years ago. Worked out very well. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

09-12-2009, 08:58 PM	#1890
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I assume they know that.... but they've asked for mine. So I gotta be the dick... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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