Corrupted Wish - Page 12

Ibby · 05-23-2006, 06:24 AM

Granted. In fact, you feel so good, you resolve to work to your fullest. You quickly rise to CEO of a powerful international company, at which point you are shot dead by a mod hitman for no reason that you can see.

I wish I were in the land of cotton...

wolf · 05-23-2006, 03:02 PM

You find yourself in the antebellum South, a slave singing mournful Negro Spirituals as you struggle to pick cotton in the fields under the hot, Southern, Summer sun.

I wish I had the presentation for the lecture I foolishly agreed to give during my vacation finished.

Pie · 05-23-2006, 03:38 PM

Okay, your lecture is finished, but so is your vacation.

I wish my Mac's battery hadn't just died.

Happy Monkey · 05-23-2006, 05:37 PM

It wasn't the battery; it was the motherboard.

I wish I was better at thinking up birthday presents for family.

Pie · 05-24-2006, 10:07 AM

(You are probably right, HM. Woe is me!)

skysidhe · 05-24-2006, 11:43 AM

I wish I could talk like Margaret Cho.

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You can't even get to me. I got special service, boundaries like the rings of Saturn. I am protected. I am four – five faggots deep all around me, who don't see your name on the list, who will not let you in here looking like that, who will hold you in a cold, hard, unflinching stare or back hand compliment you until you cry. Yes I have security tighter than Ryan Seacrest's asshole, at least as tight as his publicist says it is.
-Margaret Cho-

Griff · 05-24-2006, 11:50 AM

You think of the perfect gift every time, but you have no means of expressing what it is or aquiring it.

I wish I could concentrate.

Pie · 05-24-2006, 11:58 AM

By simmering and simmering, reducing and reducing, you finally create the perfect port wine concentrate. Then you burn it.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Ibby · 05-25-2006, 11:05 AM

Everyone is in love with you. Or they would be, if you weren't an eight-year old OM weiner. Instead, it's the rats that love you, as they devour your rotten, moldy, discarded carcass. Later, these same rats meet their end in a hot dog meat grinder...

I wish I WASN'T HOOKED ON SINFESTTTT! ARRRGH IVE BEEN READING THEM ALL DAY AND I CANT STOPPPP

xoxoxoBruce · 05-29-2006, 08:57 PM

You finally get to the end of Sinfest only to have me lend you all three of his books. After you wade, bleary eyed through the books you discover Girl Genius here and here.

I wish UT would win the lottery.

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-22-2008, 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You finally get to the end of Sinfest only to have me lend you all three of his books. After you wade, bleary eyed through the books you discover Girl Genius here and here.

But no: now it's here.

Elspode · 02-22-2008, 07:57 AM

In a sudden flurry of posts, smoothmoniker returns to the Cellar.

Unfortunately, he is now a radical muslim cleric musician, and each and every Cellarite soon receives in the mail little bombs disguised as Britney Spears dolls.

I wish Winter would end.

Undertoad · 05-29-2006, 09:06 PM

UT wins $20 on a scratch-off ticket. Unfortunately, as he blows away the little silvery ticket scratch boogers, they fall into his morning coffee... and the heat activates the release of their cancer-causing agents, which take up residence in his pancreas.

I wish xoB would win the lottery!

smoothmoniker · 05-29-2006, 10:27 PM

He does. The draft lottery.

I wish I could sell this old printer instead of dumping it in my neighbor's backyard.

Ibby · 05-29-2006, 11:49 PM

Granted, but the buyer turns out to be a mass murderer, who kills you, then takes the printer 'cause mass murderers need to print stuff sometimes too you know.

I wish I could be a simple kinda' man.

05-23-2006, 06:24 AM	#1
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Granted. In fact, you feel so good, you resolve to work to your fullest. You quickly rise to CEO of a powerful international company, at which point you are shot dead by a mod hitman for no reason that you can see. I wish I were in the land of cotton... __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

05-23-2006, 03:02 PM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You find yourself in the antebellum South, a slave singing mournful Negro Spirituals as you struggle to pick cotton in the fields under the hot, Southern, Summer sun. I wish I had the presentation for the lecture I foolishly agreed to give during my vacation finished. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-23-2006, 03:38 PM	#3
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Okay, your lecture is finished, but so is your vacation. I wish my Mac's battery hadn't just died. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

05-23-2006, 05:37 PM	#4
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	It wasn't the battery; it was the motherboard. I wish I was better at thinking up birthday presents for family. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

05-24-2006, 10:07 AM	#5
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	(You are probably right, HM. Woe is me!) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

05-24-2006, 11:43 AM	#6
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I wish I could talk like Margaret Cho. ------------------------------------------ You can't even get to me. I got special service, boundaries like the rings of Saturn. I am protected. I am four – five faggots deep all around me, who don't see your name on the list, who will not let you in here looking like that, who will hold you in a cold, hard, unflinching stare or back hand compliment you until you cry. Yes I have security tighter than Ryan Seacrest's asshole, at least as tight as his publicist says it is. -Margaret Cho-

05-24-2006, 11:50 AM	#7
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You think of the perfect gift every time, but you have no means of expressing what it is or aquiring it. I wish I could concentrate. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-24-2006, 11:58 AM	#8
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	By simmering and simmering, reducing and reducing, you finally create the perfect port wine concentrate. Then you burn it. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

05-25-2006, 11:05 AM	#9
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Everyone is in love with you. Or they would be, if you weren't an eight-year old OM weiner. Instead, it's the rats that love you, as they devour your rotten, moldy, discarded carcass. Later, these same rats meet their end in a hot dog meat grinder... I wish I WASN'T HOOKED ON SINFESTTTT! ARRRGH IVE BEEN READING THEM ALL DAY AND I CANT STOPPPP __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

05-29-2006, 08:57 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You finally get to the end of Sinfest only to have me lend you all three of his books. After you wade, bleary eyed through the books you discover Girl Genius here and here. I wish UT would win the lottery. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-22-2008, 07:57 AM	#12
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	In a sudden flurry of posts, smoothmoniker returns to the Cellar. Unfortunately, he is now a radical muslim cleric musician, and each and every Cellarite soon receives in the mail little bombs disguised as Britney Spears dolls. I wish Winter would end. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-29-2006, 09:06 PM	#13
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	UT wins $20 on a scratch-off ticket. Unfortunately, as he blows away the little silvery ticket scratch boogers, they fall into his morning coffee... and the heat activates the release of their cancer-causing agents, which take up residence in his pancreas. I wish xoB would win the lottery!

05-29-2006, 10:27 PM	#14
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	He does. The draft lottery. I wish I could sell this old printer instead of dumping it in my neighbor's backyard. __________________ to live and die in LA

05-29-2006, 11:49 PM	#15
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Granted, but the buyer turns out to be a mass murderer, who kills you, then takes the printer 'cause mass murderers need to print stuff sometimes too you know. I wish I could be a simple kinda' man. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

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