Tales from the Nuthouse: Lest You Think I have a Really Cool Job - Page 12

Pete Zicato · 02-24-2010, 03:26 PM

Do action movies seem boring to you?

I can't think of any movie that would provide this kind of entertainment value.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-26-2010, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

We had a very nice breakfast. The loaded hash browns (country style sausage) are insanely awesome, get them while they last.
~snip~
I had just enough time to run home, poop in my own toilet, and turn right around and go back to work.

Coincidence?

wolf · 02-26-2010, 10:48 AM

Snow again, way less than expected, but still snow. 50% staffing because of call-outs that they chose not to replace, had 100% of the patient load, more probably, 6 in the 8 hours, plus all the usual phone call stuff.

And people were WAY crazy. One guy I know really well came in crazier than we'd EVER seen him ... paranoid, OCD stuff, dropped a wrapped fork on the floor and started screaming because it was dirty and didn't want me to pick it up.

And I had something surprise me. After nearly 18 years nothing surprises me. NOTHING. Except this ... man brings his wife in, about 1/2 hour into him being there with her announces, "I can't do this. I can't take this anymore. This is destroying our kids. I'm filing for divorce tomorrow."

This was the first time the wife heard him say this, but she was so nuts she didn't even notice.

richlevy · 03-06-2010, 07:58 AM

Found this on Consumerist. Look, I know it's Texas, but please tell me he's a retired judge, or that they at least waited to put him back on the bench. If not, then it's one more reason to give Texas back to Mexico.

Can you imagine going up before this guy after his second trip in. "Is that a Sam's Club bag next to your client? Contempt!"

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It's a story that sounds too odd to be true, but a judge in Brownsville, Texas, has filed a lawsuit against his local Sam's Club, the store's manager and the store's parent company Walmart Stores Inc., alleging that a bad customer service experience led to his arrest and involuntary commitment to two mental health facilities.

According to the lawsuit, the 46-year-old plaintiff, a municipal judge with 8 years on the bench and 17 years in law, went to purchase some diamond earrings for his wife at Sam's Club. He claims that the Sam's employees questioned his purchase of the pricey earrings and a verbal dispute began, ultimately leading to his arrest and confinement in a mental health facility.

And he's at it again.

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The judge was released after two weeks when a court deemed him harmless to himself and others. But only a few days later, after displaying worrisome behavior his friends and family had him hospitalized at a second facility, where he received court-ordered treatment and has since been released.

wolf · 04-09-2010, 01:13 PM

I'm actually not sure if this is a cool or a suck. It's kind of neutral, but weird.

So, my cow orker is getting in his car to leave, and as he flips on his headlights, what does he catch in them? Nope, not a deer, but our shrink, wang in hand, pissing on the lawn. He even did that dip, shake, and tuck move.

Is there any prohibition for Sikh's using a toilet that has been used by a non-Sikh, or non-Sikh female?

I tried to look it up on the internet, but there is remarkably little information on Sikh toileting customs out there.

Spexxvet · 04-09-2010, 02:21 PM

hey, at least he wasn't jacking off!

Cicero · 04-09-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

I'm actually not sure if this is a cool or a suck. It's kind of neutral, but weird.

So, my cow orker is getting in his car to leave, and as he flips on his headlights, what does he catch in them? Nope, not a deer, but our shrink, wang in hand, pissing on the lawn. He even did that dip, shake, and tuck move.

Is there any prohibition for Sikh's using a toilet that has been used by a non-Sikh, or non-Sikh female?

I tried to look it up on the internet, but there is remarkably little information on Sikh toileting customs out there.

Give me his phone number, I need a psychiatrist, the best chances I have of being mistaken for sane.

SteveDallas · 04-14-2010, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Is there any prohibition for Sikh's using a toilet that has been used by a non-Sikh, or non-Sikh female?

I'm no expert, but when I went to the Geek Boarding School(tm) there were a couple Sikh students. I don't recall there being any particular arrangements in place for them in the dorms or otherwise.

Trilby · 04-15-2010, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

when I went to the Geek Boarding School(tm)

Yes. Yes, you did.

Pie · 08-16-2009, 10:13 PM

And apparently one just kicked Tiger Woods' ass...

Nirvana · 02-24-2010, 03:43 PM

I suspect that some that work there may require the services of their job after a few years

Pete Zicato · 02-24-2010, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

I suspect that some that work there may require the services of their job after a few years

Too late. Wolf has already told the tale of a former cow orker that went 'round the bend.

Spexxvet · 02-24-2010, 04:18 PM

And the full moon isn't until Sunday. Good luck.

sexobon · 02-25-2010, 03:06 AM

So many latent nudists; yet, so few Nuthouses in nudist colonies. An entrepreneur would do well in one with the savings in manhours used to keep patients clothed and the savings for customers on clothing.

ZenGum · 02-25-2010, 10:47 PM

What is "caveman feet"?

02-24-2010, 03:26 PM	#1
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Do action movies seem boring to you? I can't think of any movie that would provide this kind of entertainment value. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

02-26-2010, 10:48 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Snow again, way less than expected, but still snow. 50% staffing because of call-outs that they chose not to replace, had 100% of the patient load, more probably, 6 in the 8 hours, plus all the usual phone call stuff. And people were WAY crazy. One guy I know really well came in crazier than we'd EVER seen him ... paranoid, OCD stuff, dropped a wrapped fork on the floor and started screaming because it was dirty and didn't want me to pick it up. And I had something surprise me. After nearly 18 years nothing surprises me. NOTHING. Except this ... man brings his wife in, about 1/2 hour into him being there with her announces, "I can't do this. I can't take this anymore. This is destroying our kids. I'm filing for divorce tomorrow." This was the first time the wife heard him say this, but she was so nuts she didn't even notice. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-09-2010, 01:13 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm actually not sure if this is a cool or a suck. It's kind of neutral, but weird. So, my cow orker is getting in his car to leave, and as he flips on his headlights, what does he catch in them? Nope, not a deer, but our shrink, wang in hand, pissing on the lawn. He even did that dip, shake, and tuck move. Is there any prohibition for Sikh's using a toilet that has been used by a non-Sikh, or non-Sikh female? I tried to look it up on the internet, but there is remarkably little information on Sikh toileting customs out there. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-09-2010, 02:21 PM	#6
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	hey, at least he wasn't jacking off! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

08-16-2009, 10:13 PM	#10
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	And apparently one just kicked Tiger Woods' ass... __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

02-24-2010, 03:43 PM	#11
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I suspect that some that work there may require the services of their job after a few years __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-24-2010, 04:18 PM	#13
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	And the full moon isn't until Sunday. Good luck. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

02-25-2010, 03:06 AM	#14
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	So many latent nudists; yet, so few Nuthouses in nudist colonies. An entrepreneur would do well in one with the savings in manhours used to keep patients clothed and the savings for customers on clothing.

02-25-2010, 10:47 PM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	What is "caveman feet"? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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