"Yum" or "ahh"? ,your choice

[cowhead]

heh.. on a side note..

if the 'web' would dictate what people want more of.. look at the ratio of cooking sites to porn sites.. the ratio is overwhelmingly bent towards porn.. the main problem is that you NEED food to live, but sex makes life much more enjoyable.

and in my opinion (and I've been around the block a couple of times) is that I would rather not have sex with someone I don't like.. or have some sort of emotional bond with (however slight) other than that it's more like two people mastrubating one another.. whereas it might be enjoyable it's not quite 'right'.. on the food side, you can always cook up whatever 'comfort food' you grew up liking, and it's possibly more emotionally satisfying

yeah I do have long hair.. why do you ask )

[Tomas Rueda]

One of the matter is that sex is incomunicable verbally compated to food. recepies and the culinary arts have been here for thousands of years. you hear people talk about their food at the Holiday Inn or the Ritz, or other elevated cuisine.

Eating, cooking, and other cullinary arts are a form of art, it requires finesse to produce dishes of great and exquisite delicatessen and standards.

(Ex. I don't suppose y'all have had a "delicate" sex night

or

have heard the saying : yesterday night, my sex tasted like chicken.

[lumberjim]

Originally posted by Tomas Rueda
recepies and the culinary arts have been here for thousands of years.

what came first, the laying or the egg?

[Tomas Rueda]

Originally posted by lumberjim


what came first, the laying or the egg?

the question is really: When was the last time that after a sex session you or your partner said that it tasted like chicken or that it was " a delicate, Subtle, and/or refreshing sex.

[Happy Monkey]

I can't recall the last time I heard that said about food, outside of fictional gourmand characters.

[perth]

Originally posted by Tomas Rueda
the question is really: When was the last time that after a sex session you or your partner said that it tasted like chicken or that it was " a delicate, Subtle, and/or refreshing sex.

Tomas, the question is really: What the FUCK are you talking about? What does sex have to do with tasting like anything?

And if you cannot communicate verbally about sex, there's something wrong with YOU, not the act itself.

I find this especially humourous:

it requires finesse to produce dishes of great and exquisite delicatessen and standards.

Anybody can have sex, but if you expect to get invited back, you had better learn some finesse.

I'm tired of listening to you argue this retarded point. You're comparing apples and oranges and it's obvious you've either never had an apple or you tried to eat it with your ear.

[Yelof]

Re: Tomas

from his profile

Birthday May 27, 1988

Leave the kid alone..if I know anything it is how messed up you can be about these things at his age.

[lumberjim]

Originally posted by perth


You're comparing apples and oranges and it's obvious you've either never had an apple or you tried to eat it with your ear.

STILL WIPING THE TEARS AWAY.....

dishes of great and exquisite delicatessen and standards.

what? .....like a Reuben?

[perth]

Originally posted by lumberjim


what? .....like a Reuben?

Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

[kerosene]

Originally posted by perth
I'm tired of listening to you argue this retarded point. You're comparing apples and oranges and it's obvious you've either never had an apple or you tried to eat it with your ear.

I am not completely clear as to what point is being argued. Is it that food is "like" sex? Or not like sex? Or can even be compared to sex? Or any of the above swapped around? Maybe I just need to go back and reread this 12 page thread.

Yes, apples to oranges is a good way to say it because the two are on completely different levels. However, food and sex both have a discrete effect on our senses. Take foods like candy, for instance. We eat it, not out of necessity, but for enjoyment. Sometimes we eat just because we are hungry. But sometimes, people fuck or masturbate because they physically "need" to. Maybe this is a loose connection, but I think that may be the only way in which the two relate.

[OnyxCougar]

Originally posted by Yelof

Leave the kid alone..if I know anything it is how messed up you can be about these things at his age.

We didn't start the thread. He did. By now you should know if you open your mouth wide enough, the people here are going to shove your foot in it as far as they can. If he can't take the heat, he should get out of the bedroom.

[Torrere]

Or bring someone else in with some ice-cold drinks.

[Catwoman]

Or just some ice. Then you can rub it all over each other and eat it afterwards. Does that blur the debate? Is that 'food' and 'sex' at the same time? Has this issue been covered? Lets talk about it!

Catwoman still visibly enthusiastic after the group sex thread

[Tomas Rueda]

catwoman: I was not expecting that said by you. as far as I can remember you were the first person to argue about the point.

Perth: IT'S AN INNOCENT, RIDICULOUS QUESTION THAT I ASKED!!!
and now I know why I should not have posted my B-day in.

(sighs)

and now that you know that I'm 15 going on 16, you know that I haven't experienced sex on its fullness.

O well, I thought that this website was kind of like a College or scholar forum where Big, inexplicable words roamed.

One point still remains: yesterday, I ate a pear, and I masturbated afterwards, and I believe that the pear was better

[DanaC]

Dont take it to heart Tomas. *smiles* We're just teasing you. When you are a little older you'll understand why we all found it so funny. That aside, you raised some interesting points, you just werent truly able to compare the two yourself. hence we took umbrage ( mildly) at your seeming insistence that one is better than the other.

Seriously, there is a world of difference between masturbating and getting down and dirty with someone who presses all the right buttons and who is just dying for you to press some of hers ( or his, I'd hate to make an assumption there )

When you are a little more experienced in matters carnal, I suggest you think back to this thread and ask yourslef the same question you asked us. You may find your opinion has altered quite drastically, you may not but it would be based on a comparison of both rather than experience of one and mere fantasies of the other.
No matter how much I try to imagine the taste of chocolate ( and when I was a child on a sugar free diet I imagined this a lot) I can only capture the faintest echo of the true taste. It feels quite strong and similar to me at the time, but the instant I eat a bar of chocolate I know I have merely fooled myself into thinking that.