Cellar Advent Calendar - Page 12

Pooka · 12-22-2008, 05:32 PM

By far this is my favorite thread... seriously Monstor... you aught to actually make a calendar for next Christmas using these and sell them to benifit the tip jar... I'd totally buy one...

monster · 12-22-2008, 06:52 PM

thanks

please watch your inbox for a pm on a related/unrelated type thingie

DanaC · 12-22-2008, 07:04 PM

Fucking brilliant!

I haven't been following this thread. I just saw thme all now!

oh. and:

Quote:

Those are not just any cocks

...they're M&M cocks (strictly for the uk dwellars)

monster · 12-23-2008, 12:51 AM

...

Sundae · 12-23-2008, 06:13 AM

Oh no you di'n't!
Ah Monster... nasty!

Whats bottom left anyway?
I can't make it out.
Bottom right is far clearer than I need...

Razzmatazz13 · 12-23-2008, 07:05 AM

DallasJesus is watching you masturbate?

Trilby · 12-23-2008, 07:27 AM

Jinx hiney! Hahahahaha! It's perfect, shiny and round! I LOVE IT!

classicman · 12-23-2008, 11:49 AM

Bravo! excellent another outstanding edition.

SteveDallas · 12-23-2008, 12:31 PM

I'm thinking, a coffee-table book... a glossy, annotated retrospective, with all the in-jokes detailed and explained.

Pie · 12-23-2008, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I'm thinking, a coffee-table book... a glossy, annotated retrospective, with all the in-jokes detailed and explained.

Someone could do their sociology/anthropology PhD thesis on Cellar in-jokes. Any takers?

DanaC · 12-23-2008, 03:01 PM

If I wasn't specialising in eighteenth-century history, I'd love to do a history of internet culture.

Elspode · 12-23-2008, 05:33 PM

I think there's a market for Goatse ornaments. Seriously.

monster · 12-24-2008, 12:18 AM

(I may have taken a few liberties with the lyrics....)

monster · 12-24-2008, 12:23 AM

The Lyrics (spoiler)

1) Monster in a Fail Tree
2) Dallas Birds
3) British Hens
4) Caliing Badgers
5) Gold Rings
6) Sexy Labrat a-laying
7) Cellarites Swimming
8) Maid-a-milking
9) Ladies larging-it-up
10) Luvvies Performing
11) Piper Piping
12) Drummers drumming

zippyt · 12-24-2008, 12:26 AM

Cool !!!

12-22-2008, 06:52 PM	#167
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	thanks please watch your inbox for a pm on a related/unrelated type thingie __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-23-2008, 12:51 AM	#169
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	... Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-23-2008, 07:05 AM	#171
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	DallasJesus is watching you masturbate? __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

12-23-2008, 07:27 AM	#172
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Jinx hiney! Hahahahaha! It's perfect, shiny and round! I LOVE IT! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

12-23-2008, 11:49 AM	#173
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Bravo! excellent another outstanding edition. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-22-2008, 05:32 PM	#166
Pooka Your Invisible Rabbit Friend Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Betwixt and Between Posts: 528	By far this is my favorite thread... seriously Monstor... you aught to actually make a calendar for next Christmas using these and sell them to benifit the tip jar... I'd totally buy one...

12-23-2008, 06:13 AM	#170
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh no you di'n't! Ah Monster... nasty! Whats bottom left anyway? I can't make it out. Bottom right is far clearer than I need...

12-23-2008, 12:31 PM	#174
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'm thinking, a coffee-table book... a glossy, annotated retrospective, with all the in-jokes detailed and explained.

12-23-2008, 03:01 PM	#176
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	If I wasn't specialising in eighteenth-century history, I'd love to do a history of internet culture.

12-23-2008, 05:33 PM	#177
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think there's a market for Goatse ornaments. Seriously. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-24-2008, 12:18 AM	#178
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	24: On the First Day of Christmas.... (I may have taken a few liberties with the lyrics....) Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-24-2008, 12:23 AM	#179
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The Lyrics (spoiler) 1) Monster in a Fail Tree 2) Dallas Birds 3) British Hens 4) Caliing Badgers 5) Gold Rings 6) Sexy Labrat a-laying 7) Cellarites Swimming 8) Maid-a-milking 9) Ladies larging-it-up 10) Luvvies Performing 11) Piper Piping 12) Drummers drumming __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-24-2008, 12:26 AM	#180
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Cool !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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