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Shawnee123 · 11-14-2008, 08:28 AM

I'm trying really hard not to snort out my nose, HLJ. I think my office mates might wonder what's so darn funny about federal reporting. I now have this vision of deer running around and their heads just ploppin' right off.

TheMercenary · 11-14-2008, 08:56 AM

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Do people really cut the deer's head off if it was hit by a car? For what purpose, to hang it on the wall and brag about their exotic hunting trip in the jungles of Interstate 75?

I guess if the rack was large enough someone might take it and do a European cape or just take the horns to rattle during a hunt. Who knows. Beats the story about the 2 guys from Laos that worked in a local Chinese eatery and brought a dead deer from a road kill to work and put it in the frig. They had to close the place down and throw out all the food. Happened just a few weeks ago.

http://www.wsav.com/midatlantic/sav/...0-22-0026.html

Bullitt · 11-14-2008, 09:27 AM

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An old friend used to call animals' front legs "arms" and they had "hands" and it just kind of stuck with me. She said to be funny, and I still hear it funny in my head, but I still say it.

Speaking of deer. There was a dead one on the interstate today...next to those temporary walls they put up for construction. I didn't get a really good look at it but I swear its head was gone. WTF?

Do people really cut the deer's head off if it was hit by a car? For what purpose, to hang it on the wall and brag about their exotic hunting trip in the jungles of Interstate 75?

I see deer carcasses just about everyday on my commute, most in a pretty "scattered" shape. A lot of big trucks on 77N/S combined with the Cuyahoga Valley's ridiculous deer population = carnage.
I remember a deer that got hit near my house by a car with real low clearance. Left a good quarter-mile smear on the pavement that lasted until the next hard rain a week later.

binky · 11-14-2008, 09:55 AM

Good thing that doesnt happen here. We only get 2 or 3 good rains a year in the desert.

Trilby · 11-14-2008, 09:58 AM

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Good thing that doesnt happen here. We only get 2 or 3 good rains a year in the desert.

I watched a show last night about how the Aztecs may have been wiped out by a super Hantavirus (carried by rodents, hopped to people) via a major desert drought followed by a year of record rainfalls. I guess this happend in a mini way in the US four corners states in '93. I believe they said 53 people were killed by this same virus following similar conditions.

ZenGum · 11-14-2008, 05:43 PM

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sweetwater · 11-15-2008, 03:28 PM

Whoa! Well, he probably was listening to a different drummer. Maybe the one from last week.

ZenGum · 11-15-2008, 05:28 PM

Damn, which way is "left" again?

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TheMercenary · 11-15-2008, 08:55 PM

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Actually if you note the shoulder bars he is at the front of his column/rank. Not facing the wrong way.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-15-2008, 11:11 PM

Just because he's got a sword, everybody else is wrong, not him? Fuck that, trample the prick.

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11-14-2008, 08:28 AM	#166
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I'm trying really hard not to snort out my nose, HLJ. I think my office mates might wonder what's so darn funny about federal reporting. I now have this vision of deer running around and their heads just ploppin' right off. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-14-2008, 09:55 AM	#169
binky all hollowed out Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ridgecrest, CA Posts: 982	Good thing that doesnt happen here. We only get 2 or 3 good rains a year in the desert. __________________ The meanest Mom EVER!!!!

11-14-2008, 05:43 PM	#171
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Attachment 20387 Highlight at your peril. NSFW. Rude. Gross. Disgusting, even. "Oh my God! She IS a little teapot! I can see the tea-bag!" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-15-2008, 10:47 AM	#172
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

11-15-2008, 10:53 AM	#173
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

11-15-2008, 03:28 PM	#174
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	Whoa! Well, he probably was listening to a different drummer. Maybe the one from last week. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

11-15-2008, 05:28 PM	#175
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Damn, which way is "left" again? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-15-2008, 05:40 PM	#176
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

11-15-2008, 11:11 PM	#178
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11-18-2008, 10:35 PM	#179
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	__________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

11-18-2008, 10:38 PM	#180
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