10-08-2013, 08:57 PM | #166 |
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Exactly. That present has meaning.
It's not a poop phobia. Says the woman who bred Siamese/Balinese cats for a few years and cleaned more poop than anyone should ever encounter in a lifetime ... not to mention shovelling sh** in stables for years as a way to pay for lessons ...
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10-08-2013, 08:58 PM | #167 |
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I'm sorry, even if you are Shania Twain I would kick you out of the bed for shitting on my pillow
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10-08-2013, 09:16 PM | #168 |
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Well said, Sarge!
Even if you are the most interesting man in the world ...
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10-08-2013, 09:32 PM | #169 |
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From cotton underwear? Not that easily. You still gotta rub it a bit to get the undy clean. No, I did not soil myself. I had to clean my nephew's underwear a few times when he didn't wipe himself too well or couldn't get to the bathroom quick enough.
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10-08-2013, 09:52 PM | #170 |
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I'm one up on you O along with countless dogs and bovines, I worked in nursing homes and I do occasionally do home health for invalid seniors. A male Chihuahua peed on my pillow that was probably the worst pillow accident but I never wanted to 86 [kill] them.
Poop phobias are passed on and maybe rightly so that children do not eat feces but scaring them if they get it on them is probably not necessary.
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10-08-2013, 10:03 PM | #171 |
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Dogs, bovines, check. Four children in and out of diapers (never forget the gastro disaster of 1992), check. A house full of norovirus-infected relatives at New Year's (1989) ... see you and raise you a houseful.
Not to mention years spent doing exams that expose one to bad things unless proper precautions are taken. Everyone needs to learn standard precautions/normal handwashing and hygiene, we agree on that. I don't think kids will stop messing in the dirt anytime soon, unless we forbid them the dirt ... As long as I have my property in Pennsyltucky I'll continue to play in the dirt - but not touch my face. And I'll continue to wash my hands immediately upon coming back into the house.
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10-09-2013, 12:00 PM | #172 |
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Just to clarify, Diz gave himself stomach probs from eating my wrapping paper.
The piece with purple sparkle with it was in his tray. As have been subsequent scraps. But he always goes cat-shit crazy when he's done one; that's what usually wakes me up, although that particular time of the morning is not his normal schedule. He belts around the house and up and down the stairs a couple of times. Then he came to me for comfort and to hide in the bed infused with my smell. But he's never been very good at cleaning himself. Not a prob when he does a normal solid one. Different when it's a wrapping paper special. No sparkles outside the tray, or even poop, just skidmarks. So his dirty protest ended up on my pillowcase, a cushion cover, his furry igloo cushion and my onesie. Which I discovered bit by bit. It's like having a child vom mostly in the toilet but slashing a bit around; you got the thing, you can't take it back for a refund now. Not after seven years.
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10-10-2013, 04:34 PM | #173 |
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See, now I'm pissed off. Again. WTF is with transposing stuff that makes you mad into a goddamn phobia?
I guess now I'm Cellarphobic.
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10-10-2013, 04:37 PM | #174 |
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Q: If one of your dogs eats one of your cows (or vice versa) which does that make you, dogophobic, or cowaphobic?
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10-10-2013, 06:34 PM | #175 |
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Is it a sparkly cow or the kind you trade for magic beans? Might make a difference.
Remind me, if I ever visit any dwellers ( besides Nirvana) not to shit anywhere except the potty. Who knew you were all such delicate flowers?
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10-10-2013, 06:56 PM | #176 |
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Shit wipes off. You learn that when you have kids. But I still get upset when shit is someplace it's not supposed to be.
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10-10-2013, 08:30 PM | #177 |
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Many years ago one of my co-workers had diarrhea and spent most of her day in the john. When she got home and sat down, she realized the shit had run down her leg into her sock and was on her shoe. Now we knew what that horrid smell what was...
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10-10-2013, 09:24 PM | #178 |
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@grav - see above.
No harm no foul. @foot - if you're a bear, or the Pope, you can shit in the woods. All others must abide by the delicate flower rule.
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10-10-2013, 09:27 PM | #179 |
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I think you are all misconstruing my objection ; I objected to killing an animal if it pooped on you because SHIT WASHES OFF
The end
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10-10-2013, 10:03 PM | #180 |
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Oh no it's not the end
A bear asked a rabbit if it had a problem with shit sticking to its fur. The rabbit said 'No.' So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. The park ranger would have fainted except the government shut down kept the ranger at home. The end.
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