02-28-2009, 08:14 PM | #1771 |
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That makes sense, seeing how she apparently doesn't have any.
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03-01-2009, 12:01 AM | #1772 |
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Seems to work here too....
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
03-01-2009, 02:01 AM | #1773 | |
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There is a shop on the floor beneath my office and I keep hearing that door jingle - or that's what I thought it was :p
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03-01-2009, 07:32 AM | #1774 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Where is she shopping? Hooker's Emporium? Seriously, even the lady at the cash register looks skanky.
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03-01-2009, 07:37 AM | #1775 |
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03-01-2009, 08:59 AM | #1776 |
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More than a mouthfull.
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03-01-2009, 11:01 AM | #1777 |
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walmart
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03-01-2009, 11:08 AM | #1778 |
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well a Chick has to keep her keys Some Where !!
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03-01-2009, 11:15 AM | #1779 |
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Isn't that the key to her heart?
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03-01-2009, 11:16 AM | #1780 |
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The key to her fart?
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03-01-2009, 11:31 AM | #1781 |
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lol
Girls like that don't fart. They poot.
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03-01-2009, 11:33 AM | #1782 |
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Girls like this fart.
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03-01-2009, 12:30 PM | #1783 |
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ouch
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03-01-2009, 03:11 PM | #1784 |
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Oh, she's too classy to fart?
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03-01-2009, 03:43 PM | #1785 |
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