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monster · 03-19-2008, 03:58 PM

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex...ercard_wed.htm

eta, jeeze I must've taken a long time to hit post on this one -flint and classicman posted meanwhile!

Radar · 03-19-2008, 03:59 PM

I figured it was fake. I just heard it a different way.

Flint · 03-19-2008, 04:02 PM

No. You believed it.

monster · 03-19-2008, 04:02 PM

yup. sucker :p

Flint · 03-19-2008, 04:03 PM

How dumb is this guy anyway? I mean, come on! What a doofus. He'll believe anything!

Radar · 03-19-2008, 04:17 PM

Why? Because you did?

Flint · 03-19-2008, 04:27 PM

NO BECAUSE YOUR A STUPID

lookout123 · 03-19-2008, 04:28 PM

that would be more effective in red.

Bullitt · 03-19-2008, 08:15 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 03-20-2008, 11:29 AM

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting:

30% of women think their ass is too fat…………
10% of women think their ass is too skinny……
The remaining 60% say they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they wouldn’t trade him for the world .

Shawnee123 · 03-20-2008, 12:40 PM

chuckie

total loss · 03-20-2008, 06:19 PM

hehehe hahaha

This is too funny, where did u get it?

lumberjim · 03-22-2008, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by total loss

hehehe hahaha

This is too funny, where did u get it?

http://clients.arranschlosberg.com/chuck/

Flint · 03-20-2008, 09:30 PM

Quote:

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.

Posted by SteveBsjb on Audiogalaxy; 03/15/08

binky · 03-22-2008, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Posted by SteveBsjb on Audiogalaxy; 03/15/08

Also posted on the Cellar....around Valentine's Day

03-19-2008, 03:58 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/sex...ercard_wed.htm eta, jeeze I must've taken a long time to hit post on this one -flint and classicman posted meanwhile! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-19-2008, 03:59 PM	#2
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I figured it was fake. I just heard it a different way. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

03-19-2008, 04:02 PM	#3
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	No. You believed it. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-19-2008, 04:02 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	yup. sucker :p __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-19-2008, 04:03 PM	#5
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	How dumb is this guy anyway? I mean, come on! What a doofus. He'll believe anything! __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-19-2008, 04:17 PM	#6
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Why? Because you did? __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

03-19-2008, 04:27 PM	#7
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	NO BECAUSE YOUR A STUPID __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

03-19-2008, 04:28 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	that would be more effective in red. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

03-19-2008, 08:15 PM	#9
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	__________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

03-20-2008, 11:29 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat………… 10% of women think their ass is too skinny…… The remaining 60% say they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they wouldn’t trade him for the world . __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-20-2008, 12:40 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	chuckie Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-20-2008, 06:19 PM	#12
total loss Alphabetarian Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 12	hehehe hahaha This is too funny, where did u get it?

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