Cellar tag lines - Page 111

Sundae · 12-09-2009, 07:36 AM

The Cellar: No-one here slept with Tiger Woods

ZenGum · 12-09-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

The Cellar: No-one here slept with Tiger Woods

...that we know of.

Yet.

monster · 12-09-2009, 08:26 AM

The Cellar: Bring us some Figgy Pudding

Sundae · 12-09-2009, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

The Cellar: Now bring us some Figgy Pudding, or we'll burn down your house!

Fixed it. Traditional London air.

classicman · 12-10-2009, 08:59 AM

Shaw was missing for that whole thing - jus sayin'

. . . so was TW now that I think about it. Hmmm

Sundae · 12-10-2009, 01:12 PM

OMG - Tiger Woods!
Well done, Classic, our best unmasking yet!

ZenGum · 12-12-2009, 12:10 AM

Tiger woods ... golf course ... 18 holes ... hmmmm....

Elspode · 12-15-2009, 05:55 PM

The Cellar: Over the Everglades and through Disney World, to grandmother's house we go.

The Cellar: It came upon a midnight clear, and damn if we didn't have to wipe it up.

The Cellar: Hello, Bethlehem police? Someone in the manger next door won't stop with the frigging parum-pa-pa-pumming!

The Cellar: Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves in a Friday IOTD, complete with recipes.

The Cellar: The second Wise Man looks a lot like Osama bin Laden.

The Cellar: Look, Joseph, for the last time - I haven't slept with *anyone*!

The Cellar: Good King Wenceslas looked out on a Christmas morning, and said "The hell with it. It's snowing. I'm going back to bed".

dar512 · 12-16-2009, 08:10 AM

All excellent ideas, Els.

Shawnee123 · 12-16-2009, 12:07 PM

The Cellar: We have squirrels in our attics (and bats in our belfrys)

monster · 12-16-2009, 03:51 PM

...and a recipe for bat-fried squirrel

classicman · 12-16-2009, 06:56 PM

err thats beer battered bat-fried squirrel

monster · 12-17-2009, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

err thats bear-battered bat-fried squirrel

fix'd that 4 u

Elspode · 12-18-2009, 07:12 PM

The Cellar: Still dreaming of a white Kwanzaa...

The Cellar: Two candles short of a proper Hanukkah

The Cellar: Tiger gets a whole damn stocking full of coal...film at 11!

The Cellar: Can't find three wise men in the entire goddamn Congress

The Cellar: Our creche has baby Jesus' picture on a piece of toast!

The Cellar: Ceiling Cat is watchin' you unwrap your "present"

capnhowdy · 12-17-2009, 06:02 AM

I've been battered by beer before.

12-09-2009, 07:36 AM	#1
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The Cellar: No-one here slept with Tiger Woods __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-09-2009, 08:26 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	The Cellar: Bring us some Figgy Pudding __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-10-2009, 08:59 AM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Shaw was missing for that whole thing - jus sayin' . . . so was TW now that I think about it. Hmmm __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-10-2009, 01:12 PM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	OMG - Tiger Woods! Well done, Classic, our best unmasking yet! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-12-2009, 12:10 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Tiger woods ... golf course ... 18 holes ... hmmmm.... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-15-2009, 05:55 PM	#8
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The Cellar: Over the Everglades and through Disney World, to grandmother's house we go. The Cellar: It came upon a midnight clear, and damn if we didn't have to wipe it up. The Cellar: Hello, Bethlehem police? Someone in the manger next door won't stop with the frigging parum-pa-pa-pumming! The Cellar: Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves in a Friday IOTD, complete with recipes. The Cellar: The second Wise Man looks a lot like Osama bin Laden. The Cellar: Look, Joseph, for the last time - I haven't slept with anyone! The Cellar: Good King Wenceslas looked out on a Christmas morning, and said "The hell with it. It's snowing. I'm going back to bed". __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-16-2009, 08:10 AM	#9
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	All excellent ideas, Els. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

12-16-2009, 12:07 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The Cellar: We have squirrels in our attics (and bats in our belfrys) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-16-2009, 03:51 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	...and a recipe for bat-fried squirrel __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-16-2009, 06:56 PM	#12
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	err thats beer battered bat-fried squirrel __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-18-2009, 07:12 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The Cellar: Still dreaming of a white Kwanzaa... The Cellar: Two candles short of a proper Hanukkah The Cellar: Tiger gets a whole damn stocking full of coal...film at 11! The Cellar: Can't find three wise men in the entire goddamn Congress The Cellar: Our creche has baby Jesus' picture on a piece of toast! The Cellar: Ceiling Cat is watchin' you unwrap your "present" __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-17-2009, 06:02 AM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I've been battered by beer before. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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