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changed his status to single
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I hear them call the tide
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trying hard to be a better person
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Someone's been watching apocolypse now...
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I learned today that when the inch3 says "I'm not going to be shy" he means he doesn't feel like seeing his playmates and wants to be left alone.
Although he speaks english, he has different meanings for some of the words.
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trying hard to be a better person
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I learned today that I have blank spots from a dinner party I hosted on Saturday night. Because of that I've learned not to have too many post dinner ports...after pre dinner cocktails and during dinner wines.
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The future is unwritten
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DNA those spots and find out who's responsible.
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trying hard to be a better person
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Hmmm...I meant memory lapses. What do you mean?
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They are called black outs, it’s a sign.
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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dov, you ignorant slut. My mother is French Canadian, her mother tongue is French. Don't be such a schmendrick.
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Today I learned that I don't have enough time OR money.
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Yesterday I learned that you don't need money to turn someone into a raving asshole. Sometimes just the promise of money will do.
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I'll Have Sprouts With That
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: North of You Guyz
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Today I learned that schmendrick means "Fool", "Jerk" in Yiddish.
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The Prodigal Brat Returneth
Join Date: Dec 2002
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I learned today that bullshit is fun to shovel, no matter how far away it's flung from.
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