The Sex Thread - Page 11

Elspode · 06-10-2005, 10:13 PM

That pretty much covers it. I don't suppose any of you would be made any happier by my revelation that the book in which I discovered it actually had *pictures*...

It was quite a book. We were passing it around at a largish Pagan party, marveling at the creative and diverse perversions depicted therein. The acts were actually numbered and cross-referenced in a scholarly manner, and so for months thereafter, people would see each other and say something like "Number 78", and everyone would go "Ewwwwww....".

staceyv · 06-10-2005, 02:06 PM

I made an arrow on mine, once. It pointed down.

lookout123 · 06-10-2005, 02:13 PM

i'm having a hard time imagining that - could you post a picture?

perth · 06-10-2005, 04:33 PM

Morbid curiosity demands that I ask what this "sounding" is. I know I could Google it, but I'm afraid of what I may find.

Elspode · 06-10-2005, 04:38 PM

It is difficult to answer this appropriately from work, what with the netnanny and all, but I'll consider it to be a vocabularial challenge.

Actually, it isn't that hard. Imagine being a male with a urinary catheter installed, and attempting intercourse.

Taadaa! Sounding!

I'm pretty sure this means I now get the topic death penalty, right?

Carbonated_Brains · 06-10-2005, 04:41 PM

Just give me your address and enough time for me to go buy a lead pipe.

lookout123 · 06-10-2005, 04:52 PM

they say there is a first time for everything. until now i didn't think that was true.

elspode just posted a comment that i didn't enjoy. actually, what is the opposite of enjoy? i think i will go rub my eyeballs with a rusty paperclip and poor a couple bottles of bleach in. thanks els.

Clodfobble · 06-10-2005, 05:19 PM

What in the world is the derivation of the name "sounding," though? That doesn't make sense.

wolf · 06-11-2005, 01:27 AM

Quote:

sound(4)
v. sound·ed, sound·ing, sounds
v. tr.
1. To measure the depth of (water), especially by means of a weighted line; fathom.
2. To try to learn the attitudes or opinions of: sounded out her feelings.
3. To probe (a body cavity) with a sound.

v. intr.
1. To measure depth.
2. To dive swiftly downward. Used of a whale or fish.
3. To look into a possibility; investigate.

n.
An instrument used to examine or explore body cavities, as for foreign bodies or other abnormalities, or to dilate strictures in them.

Apparently, for once, it is the appropriate medical terminology.

Unlike "felching".

BrianR · 06-11-2005, 08:50 AM

Been there, done that. I'll spare you the details but intercourse is not part of a "sounding procedure". The procedure can be done on both males and females, albeit with different instruments due to physiological differences. The sounding kits are easily available and reusable if you sterilize them after use.

Sensation to a male is akin to that of a much-needed beer piss.

The voice of experience fades into the distance....

Carbonated_Brains · 06-11-2005, 10:13 AM

...the fuck is wrong with you?!

wolf · 06-11-2005, 10:24 AM

I knew that he'd know.

elSicomoro · 06-11-2005, 10:27 AM

If Brian wanted to, he could probably blow everyone out of the water in this thread.

Queen of the Ryche · 06-11-2005, 11:19 AM

Be afraid...........be very afraid.............

BrianR · 06-11-2005, 09:58 PM

I'm holding back only by supreme effort.

c-b, there's a list, got a lot of HD space?

Seriously, I was a wild child. I don't do that much anymore. Just once a year now and dropping.

06-10-2005, 10:13 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	That pretty much covers it. I don't suppose any of you would be made any happier by my revelation that the book in which I discovered it actually had pictures... It was quite a book. We were passing it around at a largish Pagan party, marveling at the creative and diverse perversions depicted therein. The acts were actually numbered and cross-referenced in a scholarly manner, and so for months thereafter, people would see each other and say something like "Number 78", and everyone would go "Ewwwwww....". __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-10-2005, 02:13 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i'm having a hard time imagining that - could you post a picture? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-10-2005, 04:38 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	It is difficult to answer this appropriately from work, what with the netnanny and all, but I'll consider it to be a vocabularial challenge. Actually, it isn't that hard. Imagine being a male with a urinary catheter installed, and attempting intercourse. Taadaa! Sounding! I'm pretty sure this means I now get the topic death penalty, right? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-10-2005, 04:52 PM	#7
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	they say there is a first time for everything. until now i didn't think that was true. elspode just posted a comment that i didn't enjoy. actually, what is the opposite of enjoy? i think i will go rub my eyeballs with a rusty paperclip and poor a couple bottles of bleach in. thanks els. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-11-2005, 10:24 AM	#12
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I knew that he'd know. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-10-2005, 02:06 PM	#2
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	I made an arrow on mine, once. It pointed down.

06-10-2005, 04:33 PM	#4
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	Morbid curiosity demands that I ask what this "sounding" is. I know I could Google it, but I'm afraid of what I may find.

06-10-2005, 04:41 PM	#6
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	Just give me your address and enough time for me to go buy a lead pipe.

06-10-2005, 05:19 PM	#8
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	What in the world is the derivation of the name "sounding," though? That doesn't make sense.

06-11-2005, 08:50 AM	#10
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Been there, done that. I'll spare you the details but intercourse is not part of a "sounding procedure". The procedure can be done on both males and females, albeit with different instruments due to physiological differences. The sounding kits are easily available and reusable if you sterilize them after use. Sensation to a male is akin to that of a much-needed beer piss. The voice of experience fades into the distance....

06-11-2005, 10:13 AM	#11
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	...the fuck is wrong with you?!

06-11-2005, 10:27 AM	#13
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	If Brian wanted to, he could probably blow everyone out of the water in this thread.

06-11-2005, 11:19 AM	#14
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	Be afraid...........be very afraid............. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

06-11-2005, 09:58 PM	#15
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I'm holding back only by supreme effort. c-b, there's a list, got a lot of HD space? Seriously, I was a wild child. I don't do that much anymore. Just once a year now and dropping.

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