01-08-2012, 05:52 AM | #151 |
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You were probably itching because there were bugs burrowing under your skin.
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01-08-2012, 07:13 AM | #152 |
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I think I'd rather be carrying satan's baby!
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01-08-2012, 08:14 AM | #153 |
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Satan does have a great job with benefits!
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01-08-2012, 09:20 AM | #154 |
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I haven't the foggiest idea what that means.
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01-08-2012, 10:37 AM | #155 |
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Before
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01-08-2012, 10:44 AM | #156 |
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After
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01-08-2012, 11:08 AM | #157 |
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Completely and utterly disgusting.
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01-08-2012, 11:24 AM | #158 |
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Nice. |
01-08-2012, 05:32 PM | #159 |
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Ouchies!
Did this involve a motorbike, by any chance?
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01-08-2012, 05:45 PM | #160 |
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He was mauled by a rare Ohio coyote.
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01-08-2012, 05:56 PM | #161 |
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holy jesus fuck!!! think i'd rather pop a boner and slam it again and again with a cinder block than have that happen to my ankle!
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01-08-2012, 07:53 PM | #162 |
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I had all my weight on my left leg on an icy parking lot and my foot shot out from underneath me.
Years of playing hockey and I never got anything more than a cut on my head, but a slip in a parking lot got me out of work for 8 weeks.
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01-08-2012, 07:56 PM | #163 |
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it looks like they left a few extra bits in there
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01-08-2012, 08:07 PM | #164 |
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friggin ow!
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01-08-2012, 08:48 PM | #165 |
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It's going to be extra fun next time you go through the metal detector at the airport!
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