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To shreds, you say?
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Whatever happened to Cowhead?
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10-26-2010, 10:22 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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see wtf nsfw thread
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10-26-2010, 05:50 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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ouch, that was bad.
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10-26-2010, 08:06 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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sorry. it was fresh in my mind
(the cow's too...)
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10-26-2010, 08:34 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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10-26-2010, 08:35 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Who is cowhead?
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10-26-2010, 08:40 PM
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That and "What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?" Doyouthinkhesaurus
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10-26-2010, 08:45 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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10-26-2010, 09:07 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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Where has Grimlock been?
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10-26-2010, 11:49 PM
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No Idear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idear What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls? Still no fucking idear
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10-27-2010, 06:53 AM
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also one on my favorites. In fact we've probably now covered my entire joke repertoire.
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10-27-2010, 06:56 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Pilau's favourite joke:
Did you hear about the dog with no nose? A dog without nose? How does he smell? Terrible!
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10-27-2010, 07:04 AM
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yeah, I save that one for the first-graders
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10-27-2010, 03:28 PM
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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10-27-2010, 03:35 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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You know what I'd do if I had a dog that looked like you?
Shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
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