Oi Clod!! - Page 10

squirell nutkin · 08-25-2008, 08:50 PM

717.

She's up to something.

SHENANIGANS!

Clodfobble · 08-25-2008, 11:11 PM

Wait, what?

...Up to less drinking than some others I could name, that's fer sure...

squirell nutkin · 08-25-2008, 11:45 PM

I'm not actually drinking as much as I'd like, since every day is a school/work day... But a boy can dream can't he?

monster · 08-27-2008, 09:39 PM

42.

HungLikeJesus · 08-28-2008, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

I'm playin with the big boys now!

I'll tip $100 if she finishes by 30 Aug.
I'll tip $50 if she finishes by 15 Sep.
I'll tip $25 if she finishes by 30 Sep.
I'll be be back on my regular schedule beyond that.

I have an additional condition: I want to know what's been counted, including a reasonable explanation.

16,221 on August 25.

Looks like the $100 is safe.

Probably the $50 also.

There's still $250 available for a 30-Sept finish.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-30-2008, 11:34 PM

I hope she is finished by Sept 30 AND doesn't tell what she was doing.

BigV · 09-03-2008, 05:21 PM

15,188 (yesterday)

BigV · 09-03-2008, 05:21 PM

14,659

footfootfoot · 09-03-2008, 09:20 PM

It's kegels, did someone already guess that?

Undertoad · 09-03-2008, 10:33 PM

That's a marvelous guess, and if you get first prize with it I claim second prize

HungLikeJesus · 09-03-2008, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

That's a marvelous guess, and if you get first prize with it I claim second prize

Quote:

"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."

BigV · 09-05-2008, 07:09 PM

14,068

footfootfoot · 09-05-2008, 07:58 PM

Alright, the unvarnished truth is, and I'm sure Clod wouldn't want me telling everyone, but I do know, is that those represent hours of community service she's been sentenced to perform because of an unfortunate incident in the parking lot of Target.

There are you all happy now? She feels like shit about the whole thing and you all are just rubbing salt in the wound.

Sorry, Clod, I just had to spill.

Clodfobble · 09-05-2008, 08:25 PM

That's okay, foot. I'm just glad there are 500 hours in a day, or I'd be doing this forever...

Also, I'm really sorry I punched that baby in the Target parking lot. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.[/obscure reference]

richlevy · 09-07-2008, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Alright, the unvarnished truth is, and I'm sure Clod wouldn't want me telling everyone, but I do know, is that those represent hours of community service she's been sentenced to perform because of an unfortunate incident in the parking lot of Target.

37,000 hours? What did she do, run over a Republican?

Nah, it's pushups, situps, or those isometric exercises that make your boobs bigger.

08-25-2008, 08:50 PM	#136
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08-25-2008, 11:11 PM	#137
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Wait, what? ...Up to less drinking than some others I could name, that's fer sure... __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-25-2008, 11:45 PM	#138
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	I'm not actually drinking as much as I'd like, since every day is a school/work day... But a boy can dream can't he? __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

08-27-2008, 09:39 PM	#139
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	42. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-30-2008, 11:34 PM	#141
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I hope she is finished by Sept 30 AND doesn't tell what she was doing. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-03-2008, 05:21 PM	#142
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	15,188 (yesterday) __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-03-2008, 05:21 PM	#143
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	14,659 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-03-2008, 09:20 PM	#144
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	It's kegels, did someone already guess that? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-03-2008, 10:33 PM	#145
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	That's a marvelous guess, and if you get first prize with it I claim second prize

09-05-2008, 07:09 PM	#147
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	14,068 __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-05-2008, 07:58 PM	#148
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Alright, the unvarnished truth is, and I'm sure Clod wouldn't want me telling everyone, but I do know, is that those represent hours of community service she's been sentenced to perform because of an unfortunate incident in the parking lot of Target. There are you all happy now? She feels like shit about the whole thing and you all are just rubbing salt in the wound. Sorry, Clod, I just had to spill. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-05-2008, 08:25 PM	#149
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	That's okay, foot. I'm just glad there are 500 hours in a day, or I'd be doing this forever... Also, I'm really sorry I punched that baby in the Target parking lot. In my defense, the baby was being kind of a dick.[/obscure reference] __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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