The Drunk Thread

[BigV]

HI

me again

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FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Last post eaten by fucking fuck.

nevermind.

all 23 seconds can suck my dick.

[BigV]

I have recently become informed that the previous post can NOT BE DELETED.


MOTHER.
FUCKER.

SO...


fuck you.


the horse.

the stagecoach.

(you have no idea the mental effort expended to recall that word)

and all the motherfuckers obscured by the dust raised by the horses and the stagecoach


....


wow.

I revert to some pretty elementary profanity when I'm drunk.


Please....


I apologize.


even if my post to keystroke ratio is less than 1:4 or 1:10.

:sorry:

sorry

[Gravdigr]

Damn.

Did I post that?

[DanaC]

Yeah man, that totally reads like one of your drunk posts :P

[Nicolita]

I love getting drunk!

[DanaC]

I don't so much. I'd much rather get toasted.

[Nicolita]

Originally Posted by DanaC

I don't so much. I'd much rather get toasted.

A businessman indeed.

[Gravdigr]

I don't enjoy getting drunk as much as I used to. Too much work.

But, I still looooove being drunk as much as ever.

And stoooooooooooooooned, love me some stoned, man.

[fargon]

I am Toasted!!!

[Glinda]

I've just poured myself a small cocktail and am about to load up the bong.

I'm having a little celebration regarding a minor (but important to me) win against my asshole neighbor in court this morning. In short, he was a dick, the judge was a dickier dick, yet I still got the majority of what I was originally after. But most importantly, I let said asshole neighbor know that

I stand my ground
and I won't back down.

Video troubles? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

Don't fuck with me, man. I will take your punk ass down.

[Glinda]

Originally Posted by Glinda

I've just poured myself a small cocktail and am about to load up the bong.

I'm having a little celebration regarding a minor (but important to me) win against my asshole neighbor in court this morning. In short, he was a dick, the judge was a dickier dick, yet I still got the majority of what I was originally after. But most importantly, I let said asshole neighbor know that

I stand my ground and I won't back down.

It's been a long time coming, but a-hole neighbor's got his ass in a very tight crack with the local authorities (code enforcement, logging overseers), and I couldn't be more pleased.

See, about a month ago, a-hole decided he needed to build a rough road along the east-west border of his land (directly adjacent to my property), through the designated wetland on his property. In doing so, he violated the logging overlords' directions about not doing any clearing on the wetland portion of his land, and ravaged the seasonal creekbed next to my (easement) road with his backhoe.

This little creek runs under and then alongside my easement road. It also runs through the property of my good neighbor (through which my road passes). Because destroying that wetland creek bed will directly affect my good neighbor and I when the rains return, we contacted the county's environmental code enforcement people as well as the county's logging inspectors to report a-hole's rampant arrogance and stupidity.

Well, the investigation into a-hole's actions is ongoing, but my neighbor and I just got reports from code enforcement and the logging division. They're going to bring the hammer down, apparently. Significant fines, and he'll be spending BIG money to "restore" what he tore up.



You reap what you sow, motherfucker! Mwahahahaha!!

[xoxoxoBruce]

I'm happy that you're happy but be careful, he sounds like the type to go crazy if he even suspects a neener neener from anyone. Gloat quietly.

[Glinda]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I'm happy that you're happy but be careful, he sounds like the type to go crazy if he even suspects a neener neener from anyone. Gloat quietly.

Yes, I know you're right. I'm his target for the road repair thing and I don't take that lightly, but this latest action was led by my good neighbor (with me and a cop in attendance).

A-hole did his wetland/creek destsruction on the Memorial Day weekend, so there was no one in enforcement on duty to shut him down. Because of this, my good neighbor (she and her husband own the land that my easement road passes through) called the cops to serve as witness while she confronted him. She recorded a video of him in his backhoe in the middle of the creekbed, with the cop as a witness, while she (and the cop) told him he had to stop ripping up the creekbed or risk the consequences, and he turned his back on us and continued tearing things up. She also later contacted the forestry and code enforcement guys.

So, I'm his former enemy. She's his current enemy. It is what it is. My reading of him is that he's a passive-aggressive bully, and his MO is quietly arrogant willfulness/antagonism, but he complies when he's pressed (as I've already proved with my small claims lawsuit against him). I've done a backgound search on him - no worrisome legal issues thus far. Of course, this situation could push him over the edge, but so far, no violence in his history.

On the plus side, the cops know what's going on out here - it's not the first time they've been called in connection with this guy. Code enforcement and logging dudes are also keeping a close reign on him, now that they've had a chance to get out here to see what he's done. And, he's surrounded by neighbors who know what he's done and are not happy about it. The whole world's watching, if you will.

Finally, although it's waaay after the fact, he has applied for a wetland permit to build a road through his wetland, so he's complying (so far) with the officials who are monitoring his case. The odds of getting this permit are roughly zero, so he's going to have to spend wads of dough "restoring" what he broke with county enforcement supervision, and have no real access to the back end of his land (next to my property).

And then there will be the fines. Heh.

As for gloating at him . . . I promise to try very hard not to, but I make no promises.