Dweller NSFW pics for 2008 - get it all out there!! - Page 10

richlevy · 05-03-2008, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Oh there be plenty of pics of me in this thread :p

Not pole dancing.

I've even created a pole dancing smiley for the occasion. I just wish I could get the transparency to work right.

Dingleschmutz · 05-10-2008, 01:42 AM

Now I'm drunk enough to post my wang, but don't have the motivation... I'll get there eventually, but it's not worth the build up....

Dingleschmutz · 05-10-2008, 01:46 AM

Whoops, last drink got me there and I found one... Whatever "old pic" disclaimers I mentioned in my previous (failed) attempts still apply...

Dingleschmutz · 05-10-2008, 01:49 AM

Jeez, it still won't attach, what the hell? Guess that's a sign... One last attempt...

limey · 05-10-2008, 05:32 AM

that's ".org for organ" I suppose!

TheMercenary · 05-10-2008, 05:53 AM

I don't know. McDonalds never did that much for me...

Sundae · 05-10-2008, 06:42 AM

Whoosh!
Thanks Dingle.

lumberjim · 05-10-2008, 09:54 PM

small hands?

elSicomoro · 05-10-2008, 10:53 PM

I wrote a song called "Fast Hands" in the early 90s.

Elspode · 05-10-2008, 10:54 PM

I can't figure out if everyone's cock is that much bigger than mine, or if people whose cocks are somewhat normally sized just don't take pictures and post 'em. Which, as luck would have it, reminds me of a story of my youth...

I had a Polaroid camera when I was about 12. One night when I was home alone, and occupying myself with an extended bit of self examination, I decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of my tumescent 12 year old tool.

The novelty soon wore thin, and knowing my mom and stepdad would be home soon, I panicked in my guilt and shame, ran to the toilet, and flushed the offending B&W shot.

Unfortunately, I didn't stay around to see if it was subsumed, and I went back to bed and fell into horny, fitful sleep. Next thing I knew, my mother was gently shaking me awake, with a dripping photo in her hand...and she was sobbing.

"Patrick, I don't understand...why did you do this?"

"I don't know Mom...I'm sorry."

We left it at that, she gave me pic, I tore it up, and she retired.

The next day when I got up, she was sitting in the living room, looking sheepish. I thought I was going to get a lecture. Instead, she looked at me very seriously and said, "I talked to your stepfather last night after I left your room. I asked him if he'd ever done anything like that when he was young. He said 'no'. I asked him, 'why not'?"

His reply?

"Because I didn't have a camera..."

Thanks for reading this brief insight into my formative years.

Cloud · 05-10-2008, 10:56 PM

@ Cicero: lovely, so smooth . . . ooh.

(wipes drool off mouth)

Elspode · 05-10-2008, 11:00 PM

Good lord...are you just *now* getting around to looking at that wondrous white-clad work of art of hers?

Dingleschmutz · 05-10-2008, 11:01 PM

Jesus Christ, I posted that last night??

Fuck, I better check my phone to see who I drunk dialed last night.

Dingleschmutz · 05-10-2008, 11:05 PM

Arrgh, I KNEW it! Drunk-dialed the ex. 5 minutes, 46 seconds long... No idea what transpired. I'm removing her from the index for good now.

Cloud · 05-10-2008, 11:12 PM

what can I say? I'm slow! plus, I generally don't open this thread at work.

Next time, Cicerohunny--without the pants!

05-10-2008, 01:49 AM	#139
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Jeez, it still won't attach, what the hell? Guess that's a sign... One last attempt... Attached Images

05-10-2008, 05:32 AM	#140
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	that's ".org for organ" I suppose! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

05-10-2008, 05:53 AM	#141
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I don't know. McDonalds never did that much for me... __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-10-2008, 06:42 AM	#142
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Whoosh! Thanks Dingle. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-10-2008, 09:54 PM	#143
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	small hands? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-10-2008, 01:42 AM	#137
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Now I'm drunk enough to post my wang, but don't have the motivation... I'll get there eventually, but it's not worth the build up....

05-10-2008, 01:46 AM	#138
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Whoops, last drink got me there and I found one... Whatever "old pic" disclaimers I mentioned in my previous (failed) attempts still apply...

05-10-2008, 10:53 PM	#144
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I wrote a song called "Fast Hands" in the early 90s.

05-10-2008, 10:54 PM	#145
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I can't figure out if everyone's cock is that much bigger than mine, or if people whose cocks are somewhat normally sized just don't take pictures and post 'em. Which, as luck would have it, reminds me of a story of my youth... I had a Polaroid camera when I was about 12. One night when I was home alone, and occupying myself with an extended bit of self examination, I decided it would be a good idea to take a picture of my tumescent 12 year old tool. The novelty soon wore thin, and knowing my mom and stepdad would be home soon, I panicked in my guilt and shame, ran to the toilet, and flushed the offending B&W shot. Unfortunately, I didn't stay around to see if it was subsumed, and I went back to bed and fell into horny, fitful sleep. Next thing I knew, my mother was gently shaking me awake, with a dripping photo in her hand...and she was sobbing. "Patrick, I don't understand...why did you do this?" "I don't know Mom...I'm sorry." We left it at that, she gave me pic, I tore it up, and she retired. The next day when I got up, she was sitting in the living room, looking sheepish. I thought I was going to get a lecture. Instead, she looked at me very seriously and said, "I talked to your stepfather last night after I left your room. I asked him if he'd ever done anything like that when he was young. He said 'no'. I asked him, 'why not'?" His reply? "Because I didn't have a camera..." Thanks for reading this brief insight into my formative years. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-10-2008, 10:56 PM	#146
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	@ Cicero: lovely, so smooth . . . ooh. (wipes drool off mouth) __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-10-2008, 11:00 PM	#147
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Good lord...are you just now getting around to looking at that wondrous white-clad work of art of hers? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-10-2008, 11:01 PM	#148
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Jesus Christ, I posted that last night?? Fuck, I better check my phone to see who I drunk dialed last night.

05-10-2008, 11:05 PM	#149
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Arrgh, I KNEW it! Drunk-dialed the ex. 5 minutes, 46 seconds long... No idea what transpired. I'm removing her from the index for good now.

05-10-2008, 11:12 PM	#150
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	what can I say? I'm slow! plus, I generally don't open this thread at work. Next time, Cicerohunny--without the pants! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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