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Old 10-31-2008, 08:30 AM   #136
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Awesome, Monster.
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:19 AM   #137
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That sting ray is seriously cool! I am impatiently tapping my toe for pictures of the other two...
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:21 AM   #138
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Me too!

Monster you are very creative and talented! Im pretty envious, I cant even stitch a straight line on my sewing machine.
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:46 AM   #139
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so, Daughter No. 2 just called to wish me a blessed samhein. She said that after my death, she'll take my skull, stick a candle in it, and use it as a centerpiece!

. . . is that even sanitary?
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:05 PM   #140
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How is she going to get your skull in the first place? who does she ask for it?
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:17 PM   #141
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I think she's gonna bury me in her backyard. Hopefully she'll wait until the appropriate moment and not jump the gun. so to speak.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:33 PM   #142
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Just saw the stingray...that is great!
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:50 PM   #143
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agreed. stingray is greatness. hooray for homemade costumes!
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:06 PM   #144
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I think she's gonna bury me in her backyard.
Make sure she knows that's illegal before she invites all the neighbors over for the interment.
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:50 PM   #145
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Ist?
It's legal here, if you own the land. You might need planning permission to erect a memorial, and it might devalue the land for future sale, but you can plant a parent as long as it's not a health risk (runoff water etc)
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Old 10-31-2008, 01:59 PM   #146
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ok. The puppy has a costume now. She's going to be an angel doggy. For once! Ha Haaa! And there will be photos. Sorry folks!
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Old 10-31-2008, 02:21 PM   #147
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Awesome job monstah!!

My kid is going as $leeping Beauty again this year, because of what we spent on the outfit at Disneyworld last year. Good thing she still likes the costume .
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Old 10-31-2008, 02:28 PM   #148
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I think the stingray costume should have little silhouettes of steve irwin the same way bomber and fighter planes have their kills marked.

The inch wants to go as Darth VAder despite having never seen star wars and having only heard of Mr. Vader from the older siblings of his pals. He saw a costume in the 2nd hand shop and had to have it. He's been wearing it since he woke up this am.

I taught him to say "You have failed me for the last time." as a response to receiving candy. We found a fan site which ahd mp3 clips of the audio so he knows the whole inflection now.

Candy into bag.
Look into bag and back up at candy giver
"You have failed me for the last time."
Should be choice.
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Old 10-31-2008, 02:29 PM   #149
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Oh there they are. LOL! I love the stingray!! Monster is such a pro at this.

She was baiting me by telling me the materials. I just couldn't put it all together!!

LOL! That stingray is awesome. She has outdone herself once again!
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Old 10-31-2008, 02:31 PM   #150
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I think the stingray costume should have little silhouettes of steve irwin the same way bomber and fighter planes have their kills marked.

The inch wants to go as Darth VAder despite having never seen star wars and having only heard of Mr. Vader from the older siblings of his pals. He saw a costume in the 2nd hand shop and had to have it. He's been wearing it since he woke up this am.

I taught him to say "You have failed me for the last time." as a response to receiving candy. We found a fan site which ahd mp3 clips of the audio so he knows the whole inflection now.

Candy into bag.
Look into bag and back up at candy giver
"You have failed me for the last time."
Should be choice.
Awwww, I wish I was your neighbor so I could see that! Can you get a video of it?
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