11-18-2004, 08:44 PM | #136 |
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This is Tuffy the pimpdaddy doggie. His ho’s name is Spjut.
Tuffy pimps out Spjut to Boeing as an advanced material technology specialist so Spjut can supply the best canned food and chew toys a pimp could want. The envy of the kennel. Like most pimps, Tuffy takes Spjut to work everyday ‘cause those lazy hos can’t be trusted. Since Spjut has a visual field of only 2 degrees, can see only a small area directly in front, Tuffy applied some muscle to Boeing. They responded with a variety of high-tech, "assistive" equipment, to accommodate his visual limitations. Among his work tools are two flat-screen monitors, one of which magnifies whatever is on the screen up to 25 times, a laptop program that responds to voice commands, a screen reader and enlarger, and a separate voice device to control the screen reader and enlarger. Good Ho.
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At least Spjut appears to be doing some kind of actual work, instead of just browsing the web all day. He may be more productive than 90% of the workforce.
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11-19-2004, 09:32 AM | #138 |
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of all the $$ spent on all of that equipment, they couldn't find another $30 to buy a second monitor stand??
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Because you pray & tell.
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This is a cool looking dog the Russians breed for childrens therapy dogs. Boy, nothing will take a sick kids mind off his troubles like a dog ride.
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What's the breed name, Bruce? I love that mottled pattern in its fur.
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11-23-2004, 01:36 PM | #144 |
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I love the fact that the dog is wearing a bear costume, for the further amusement and traumitization of the child.
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I believe that is a Komondor, they are also used in rescue and guard dog applications.
They, like pit bulls, can be mean mothers or nice as pie a la mode (I'm hungry!) Brian
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11-24-2004, 01:59 AM | #146 |
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Komondok (plural of Komondor) is a thickly coated dog, usually white from Hungary. The coat is grown long and twisted into ropes ... similar to that of a Puli.
They look like large, walking dustmops.
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Goose pics - Ha!!
Yeah, I know this is the dog pics thread but I didnt want to start a new thread. Check out this honker.
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Yummy! I'll be over in a bit. Chestnut stuffing and cranberries! yah!!!
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It's like the Rastafarian version of an English Sheep Dog. Maybe it's just me, but these don't look much like the dog in Bruce's picture.
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Precisely my point. I know my dogs, and the ridin' dog is not a Komondor.
I would guess that the dog is a mutt of some kind. The face bears certain resemblance to an Irish Wolfhound, but that's as good as I get. I know AKC breeds, not Russian ones.
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