Big Sarge Update - Page 10

BigV · 09-05-2012, 11:15 PM

Seriously Sarge, she's a living doll. yo've a lot to be proud of! Good job!

Big Sarge · 09-06-2012, 04:40 PM

TY!

DanaC · 09-07-2012, 05:33 AM

What a sweetie! Gorgeous pic Sarge.

Big Sarge · 09-08-2012, 09:34 PM

I admit I have some pretty daughters and I'm quite proud of them. I appreciate the compliments. The kids all tease me about Sundae. They love her flair or sense of style. Pretty different for what they are exposed to in rural Mississippi. Addie wants to dye her hair pink, so the girls are going to fix her up as "Sundae" for Halloween. LOL. So Sundae has beat out Strawberry Shortcake & Tinkerbell this year.

Geez, what a ramble this is. Sundae, I hope you know my girls mean it as a compliment

Sundae · 09-09-2012, 07:43 AM

Yay me! My hair is red again for school.
Bright red I have to say, but even that will have to be toned down after a few washes (when the pink starts streaking through). Back to brown or black for Christmas GTG.

You have very beautiful children, inside and out. It comes across in everything you write about them and especially how close they are despite occasional spats/ jealousies.

If we did Halloween in the same way as Merkins I would consider dressing as you

But over here it's less fancy dress and more spooky costumes. Although if I opened the door to trick or treaters in camo with a gun I think it would spook them a hell of a lot more!

Made challah today. Thought of you.

Trilby · 09-09-2012, 07:49 AM

Sarge is Jewish???

Plus Sundae, why, WHY must you make me look like a slut housewife b/c I do zero cooking/baking compared to you?

I feel like a complete waste of womanhood; not baking fabulous cakes with walnuts in them and similar and cakes that look like castles, etc.

I feel a poem coming on. I poem where I lash myself for my lack of bakery.

Happy now are we, missy?

Sundae · 09-09-2012, 08:00 AM

Sarge's surname is Schuh (mentioned before on here but will delete if requested).
Last I heard he was converting to Messianic Judaism. So there.

In fact am off to make pancetta wrapped chicken breasts stuffed with Boursin for dinner.
And I'm not even going to eat any (Mum only defrosted three and Maureen is coming).

I'm in Stepford mode today.
'Cepting I'll probably have some of the old dizzy water later, and I think that would have fried their synapses.

Hang on, it fries mine too... Perhaps I should put an egg on mt head and make tomorrow's breakfast at the same time.

Trilby · 09-09-2012, 08:06 AM

A) I didn't know Sarge was converting and I do not know what Messianic Judasim is
so there.

B) I don't know what pancetta is

C) I don't know what Boursin is

D) I don't know Maureen

Do you see how you intentionally exclude me from your life, Sundae? If you just want to be friends from here on out, that's fine by me. I mean, don't worry about ol' Tril or ol' Bri or whatever name you can remember me by. It's not like we share the same love of a certain author or feel sympatico about many other things or anything like that or that I've begun to steal large stones from municipal parks as to write out your name so aircraft can behold it from above...no, none of those things at all, Sundae.

harumph.

Sundae · 09-09-2012, 09:23 AM

I will address your points in the order you have raised them.

I also don't know what Messianic Judaism is.
I thought America was run by the Jews, so you should be able to tell me. I came to you for help and have been cruelly rebuffed.

I ran out of pancetta and wrapped the final one (untidily) in bacon. You know what that is, you have Irish antecedents.

My Dad calls Boursin, Bourskin. That makes it sound a bit rude. Pancetta looks a bit like what you get after a briss. I told you America was dominated by the Jews, especially the East Coast. Isn't that where Woody Allen lives?

Maureen wouldn't like you. I've kept you apart deliberately and now it is thrown in my face.

I opened the door in my heart for Brianna. I have to wait to see if Trilby is worthy.
Does she even know who I am?

Trilby · 09-09-2012, 09:55 AM

Rebuttal: IF America is indeed being run by the Jews I have picked an inauspicious time to eschew dating Jewish men. Although, to be accurate, the Jewish men I dated were Jewish only because they were smart, not because they were holy or believed in any such nonsense.

I do not recall you coming to me personally for information on Messianic Jews. You treat all Americans as if they are all the same, know all the same people and are cruelly stereotyping us as all knowing about all religions just because we purport to HAVING all religions. Except in Texas where they only have the one: football.

Yes, I do have Irish antecedents. We call them Aunt, Uncle and cousins. However, being of the Lace Curtain variety, I cannot know what you mean by pancetta OR bacon. Perhaps you mean Jamon iberico?

Boursin/Bourskin - neither one clarifies what the damned thing IS. I suspect you of making it up to sound more 'culinary' than you actually are.

Don't talk to me about Woody Allen. The last time he invited himself here he offered to adopt me. Naturally, I said 'no' but in light of your earlier comment about them running America, maybe I was too hasty.

This "Maureen" you speak of. You are so very vague about her that I suspect you are making her up to upset me and cause jealousy on my part. I am imploring you to get some sort of mental evaluation as to your grip on reality. Of course "Maureen" would adore me - IF she exists!

There, you scoundrel! I feel you've been soundly trumped!
Serves you right for being English!

Big Sarge · 09-09-2012, 01:53 PM

Lord, I thought I was on a ramble last night!

Sundae · 09-09-2012, 02:51 PM

Trilby, I forgive you.
I have to, as I believe the chicken came out slightly too dry and this is obviously due to the curse you laid upon me.

But I do have to let you know, every day, when I wake up, I think the Lord I'm Welsh.

Trilby · 09-10-2012, 06:44 AM

rydych yn Gymraeg?

Sundae · 09-10-2012, 10:01 AM

Ychydig yn.

What I mean to say is I had a bit of Welsh in me.

Big Sarge · 09-10-2012, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Ychydig yn.

What I mean to say is I had a bit of Welsh in me.

What's his name?

09-05-2012, 11:15 PM	#136
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Seriously Sarge, she's a living doll. yo've a lot to be proud of! Good job! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-06-2012, 04:40 PM	#137
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	TY! __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

09-08-2012, 09:34 PM	#139
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I admit I have some pretty daughters and I'm quite proud of them. I appreciate the compliments. The kids all tease me about Sundae. They love her flair or sense of style. Pretty different for what they are exposed to in rural Mississippi. Addie wants to dye her hair pink, so the girls are going to fix her up as "Sundae" for Halloween. LOL. So Sundae has beat out Strawberry Shortcake & Tinkerbell this year. Geez, what a ramble this is. Sundae, I hope you know my girls mean it as a compliment __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

09-09-2012, 07:43 AM	#140
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Yay me! My hair is red again for school. Bright red I have to say, but even that will have to be toned down after a few washes (when the pink starts streaking through). Back to brown or black for Christmas GTG. You have very beautiful children, inside and out. It comes across in everything you write about them and especially how close they are despite occasional spats/ jealousies. If we did Halloween in the same way as Merkins I would consider dressing as you But over here it's less fancy dress and more spooky costumes. Although if I opened the door to trick or treaters in camo with a gun I think it would spook them a hell of a lot more! Made challah today. Thought of you. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-09-2012, 07:49 AM	#141
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Sarge is Jewish??? Plus Sundae, why, WHY must you make me look like a slut housewife b/c I do zero cooking/baking compared to you? I feel like a complete waste of womanhood; not baking fabulous cakes with walnuts in them and similar and cakes that look like castles, etc. I feel a poem coming on. I poem where I lash myself for my lack of bakery. Happy now are we, missy? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-09-2012, 08:00 AM	#142
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sarge's surname is Schuh (mentioned before on here but will delete if requested). Last I heard he was converting to Messianic Judaism. So there. In fact am off to make pancetta wrapped chicken breasts stuffed with Boursin for dinner. And I'm not even going to eat any (Mum only defrosted three and Maureen is coming). I'm in Stepford mode today. 'Cepting I'll probably have some of the old dizzy water later, and I think that would have fried their synapses. Hang on, it fries mine too... Perhaps I should put an egg on mt head and make tomorrow's breakfast at the same time. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-09-2012, 08:06 AM	#143
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	A) I didn't know Sarge was converting and I do not know what Messianic Judasim is so there. B) I don't know what pancetta is C) I don't know what Boursin is D) I don't know Maureen Do you see how you intentionally exclude me from your life, Sundae? If you just want to be friends from here on out, that's fine by me. I mean, don't worry about ol' Tril or ol' Bri or whatever name you can remember me by. It's not like we share the same love of a certain author or feel sympatico about many other things or anything like that or that I've begun to steal large stones from municipal parks as to write out your name so aircraft can behold it from above...no, none of those things at all, Sundae. harumph. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-09-2012, 09:23 AM	#144
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I will address your points in the order you have raised them. I also don't know what Messianic Judaism is. I thought America was run by the Jews, so you should be able to tell me. I came to you for help and have been cruelly rebuffed. I ran out of pancetta and wrapped the final one (untidily) in bacon. You know what that is, you have Irish antecedents. My Dad calls Boursin, Bourskin. That makes it sound a bit rude. Pancetta looks a bit like what you get after a briss. I told you America was dominated by the Jews, especially the East Coast. Isn't that where Woody Allen lives? Maureen wouldn't like you. I've kept you apart deliberately and now it is thrown in my face. I opened the door in my heart for Brianna. I have to wait to see if Trilby is worthy. Does she even know who I am? __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-09-2012, 09:55 AM	#145
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Rebuttal: IF America is indeed being run by the Jews I have picked an inauspicious time to eschew dating Jewish men. Although, to be accurate, the Jewish men I dated were Jewish only because they were smart, not because they were holy or believed in any such nonsense. I do not recall you coming to me personally for information on Messianic Jews. You treat all Americans as if they are all the same, know all the same people and are cruelly stereotyping us as all knowing about all religions just because we purport to HAVING all religions. Except in Texas where they only have the one: football. Yes, I do have Irish antecedents. We call them Aunt, Uncle and cousins. However, being of the Lace Curtain variety, I cannot know what you mean by pancetta OR bacon. Perhaps you mean Jamon iberico? Boursin/Bourskin - neither one clarifies what the damned thing IS. I suspect you of making it up to sound more 'culinary' than you actually are. Don't talk to me about Woody Allen. The last time he invited himself here he offered to adopt me. Naturally, I said 'no' but in light of your earlier comment about them running America, maybe I was too hasty. This "Maureen" you speak of. You are so very vague about her that I suspect you are making her up to upset me and cause jealousy on my part. I am imploring you to get some sort of mental evaluation as to your grip on reality. Of course "Maureen" would adore me - IF she exists! There, you scoundrel! I feel you've been soundly trumped! Serves you right for being English! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-09-2012, 01:53 PM	#146
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Lord, I thought I was on a ramble last night! __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

09-09-2012, 02:51 PM	#147
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Trilby, I forgive you. I have to, as I believe the chicken came out slightly too dry and this is obviously due to the curse you laid upon me. But I do have to let you know, every day, when I wake up, I think the Lord I'm Welsh. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

09-10-2012, 06:44 AM	#148
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	rydych yn Gymraeg? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-10-2012, 10:01 AM	#149
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ychydig yn. What I mean to say is I had a bit of Welsh in me. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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