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Old 06-04-2017, 11:41 AM   #1
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Like an IRA rollover.
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Old 06-04-2017, 12:31 PM   #2
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Except they didn't.
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Old 06-04-2017, 01:30 PM   #3
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You'd think someone would say enough is enough and put their foot down.
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Old 06-07-2017, 06:13 AM   #4
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Fuck you I'm Millwall.

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Old 06-07-2017, 06:15 AM   #5
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Trump has right royally pissed off many Brits with his Twitter war against the Mayor of London. Seriously, not the fucking time, man.
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Old 06-07-2017, 06:21 AM   #6
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Good on Roy.

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Old 06-07-2017, 06:23 AM   #7
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A reallygood speech from the Leader of the Opposition and candidate for PM, shortly after the Manchester bomb

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Old 06-07-2017, 12:37 PM   #8
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Indeed.

"The Lion Of London Bridge"...That is awesome.

And fuck running. Away, I mean. Running away is right out.

If limpdicks like these three were torn to fucking pieces by the people they were trying to kill/terrorize and buried in a vat of bacon grease, this shit would calm down a bit.
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Old 06-07-2017, 08:18 PM   #9
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Indeed.

"The Lion Of London Bridge"...That is awesome.

And fuck running. Away, I mean. Running away is right out.

If limpdicks like these three were torn to fucking pieces by the people they were trying to kill/terrorize and buried in a vat of bacon grease, this shit would calm down a bit.
Ok, lemme ask you, at what point do you run away? Four knives? Eleven? I'm not from Sparta. There probably is a number I think. Make them catch me.

Of course the circumstances matter. If I'm between the knives and my children, "Running away is right out."
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Old 06-07-2017, 02:30 PM   #10
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The police response was incredibly fast. 8 minutes from the first 999 call to all three terrorists dead.
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Old 06-07-2017, 05:13 PM   #11
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"Fuck you I'm Millwall" is awesome. For the first time ever.

...and I love the magazine touch
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Old 06-07-2017, 08:15 PM   #12
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The police response was incredibly fast. 8 minutes from the first 999 call to all three terrorists dead.
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"Fuck you I'm Millwall" is awesome. For the first time ever.

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Eight minutes! A lot can happen in eight minutes. Run or become a sliced and diced celebrity! Yeah, no. I'll take the Texas solution.
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Old 06-07-2017, 08:38 PM   #13
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A Millwall fan with a gun would be scary
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Old 06-08-2017, 03:53 PM   #14
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Ok, lemme ask you, at what point do you run away? Four knives? Eleven? I'm not from Sparta. There probably is a number I think. Make them catch me.

Of course the circumstances matter. If I'm between the knives and my children, "Running away is right out."
Well, you get to tell St. Peter it took three/four/eleven of them to get ya.

I'm not sure I could live with myself if I ran. Then again, I don't got that much to live for anyway. May be the ol' fight-or-flight acting up.



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Old 06-08-2017, 04:07 PM   #15
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Running away is probably a better option given the potential for an attacker to have explosives on them.

Running away allows the police more space to do their job. They can't open fire on a terrorist if they're surrounded by civilians.
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