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Old 04-23-2016, 07:15 PM   #1
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It's hard to be considerate toward what you fear.
Nobody claims the fringe, the minority, the oddballs, are weird, they claim they're a danger. Best recruiting tool ever.

Here are some words from a big brain...
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Old 04-22-2016, 07:37 PM   #2
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I hate pooping in a public bathroom. I don't care what gender you are, I don't want you in the room. I could give a fuck if women came in while I'm at a urinal.

I also think this is a lot of crap over nothing. How could it possibly be enforced? You might as well make jerking off illegal.

I do not agree with entertainers and businesses boycotting the entire state over this. I get it. They are trying to shine a light on the issue. But this only hurts the masses.

Most of all, it indicates how truly far from reality our national focus is. This is a huge deal to a very small and vocal minority.

Go shit in your hat.
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Old 04-22-2016, 07:46 PM   #3
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You might as well make jerking off illegal.
So you're a Cruz man, eh?
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Old 04-23-2016, 07:40 AM   #4
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... You might as well make jerking off illegal...
Some places have

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...rld-penal-code
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Old 04-22-2016, 10:24 PM   #5
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I assume that's funny. He is pretty creepy. Is there also a jerking off tie in?

Smirk.
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Old 04-23-2016, 12:54 AM   #6
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Sheep... I hope to hell this is highly edited...

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Old 04-24-2016, 02:57 AM   #7
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Aw, shucks.
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Old 04-24-2016, 03:13 AM   #8
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I thought it very apropos.

I had to scan it quick because this copy is going to Canada, and the replacements won't be here until the 29th.
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Old 04-24-2016, 03:12 PM   #9
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Poo on you ...

Easy way to fix bathroom controversy. No longer call it boys and girls. Call it "innies" and "outties".
Danglers to one room, non-danglers to the other. "tucking" is not an exemption.
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Old 04-24-2016, 03:43 PM   #10
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To the "right parts" argument:
The right parts (to go pee) are kidneys, ureters, bladder, and urethra.
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Old 04-24-2016, 08:12 PM   #11
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Let's not forget the prostate which in old farts with enlarged prostates can cause them to dribble on the women's bathroom floors. There's generally a higher rate of incontinence among women than men anyway; so, the old trannies with BPH will fit right in.
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Old 04-24-2016, 08:36 PM   #12
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At this point you've all just become creepy.
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Old 04-24-2016, 09:15 PM   #13
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We're creepy and we're kooky, mysterious and spooky, we're all together ookey, The Cellar: Community

We just did them in reverse order.
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Old 04-24-2016, 10:14 PM   #14
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You forgot leaky.
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Old 04-25-2016, 03:35 PM   #15
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And 'sticky'.
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