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Old 04-14-2004, 10:43 PM   #1
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Care for the elderly, since I just did it a year ago for my late grandmother.

Would you rather:

1) Forever pursue a love interest that you can never have, or

2) Be forever pursued by a person that you will never love?
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Old 04-14-2004, 10:51 PM   #2
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2. 1 is miserable!

Would you rather:

A] Be rich your whole life

or

B] Be famous your whole life, with the understanding that fame *could* bring you riches but some famous people are poor
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Old 04-14-2004, 11:00 PM   #3
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That one is too easy, rich my whole life because if I was I'd just buy a REALLY NICE shack up in the mountains anyway.

Would you granted one wish by the perv genie....

1. Experience an orgasm like a member of the opposite sex.

2. Have a wild orgy w/out your wife/husband/SO ever knowing about it
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Old 04-14-2004, 11:28 PM   #4
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experience whats its like for the opposite sex. but they say its way better for us girls anyway

would you rather:

1) marry some one you are soul mates with, who makes your skin electric everytime they touch you, who you are SO IN LOVE with... but it will only last for 5 years

2) live the rest of your in a marriage that you are comfortable in, and good friends with the person, but its nothing too special.
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Old 04-14-2004, 11:43 PM   #5
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#1, you could always find #2 after the 5 year blew up.

rather be transported through time to finish your life

1000 years into the past

or

1000 years into the future
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Old 04-14-2004, 11:49 PM   #6
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in the past! you could leave secret messages and buried notes (cave paintings) for your friends and family in the future!

would you rather:

girls:

a) never have a period again, but you grow a beard (female beard style).

b) have bad periods but fuzz free


boys:

a) never have to shave again, but you get a menstrual cycle

b) have hair EVERYWHERE (even eyelids) but no rags
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Old 04-15-2004, 07:59 AM   #7
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I'll take A] but I would really like to know out of which hole the cycle will show.

Would you rather:

A] be forced to eat nothing but Krispy Kreme donuts, hot, sugary, fatty, for a month, with only milk to wash them down and you can't eat anything else no matter what the impact to your health

or

B] be forced to eat a balanced diet of liver, spinach, kiwi fruit, bone powder and tomato juice, all blended to a liquid in a blender, nothing to wash it down, in whatever combination makes good nutrition, for a month
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Old 04-15-2004, 08:29 AM   #8
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A. No question.

would you rather:

a) spend your life with your soul mate, and be homeless until you die

or

b)marry someone you can't stand, have a great house/car/money, but never be able to cheat on the spouse..at ALL?


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Old 04-15-2004, 09:20 AM   #9
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Would you rather:

a) spend your life with your soul mate, and be homeless until you die

or

b)marry someone you can't stand, have a great house/car/money, but never be able to cheat on the spouse..at ALL?
That's easy - I have told my wife many times that if things don't work out at work that I will run down to the mall, pick up a refrigerator box and set us up under the bridge overlooking the train tracks. There are days, I think, where that actually has some appeal to it. I wouldn't spend 5 minutes with someone I couldn't stand regardless of what it cost me.

Now, would you rather....
A Be immediately imbibed with the knowledge of exactly what happens to people after they die and be free to tell anyone and everyone
-OR-
B Be immediately imbibed with the knowledge of how and when the earth would end but not be permitted to share the information or act on it.
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Old 04-15-2004, 09:29 AM   #10
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Now, would you rather....
A Be immediately imbibed with the knowledge of exactly what happens to people after they die and be free to tell anyone and everyone
-OR-
B Be immediately imbibed with the knowledge of how and when the earth would end but not be permitted to share the information or act on it.
I'll take the end of the world for $200 Alex.
Would you rather understand completely all your own motivations and problems or your neighbors?
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Old 04-15-2004, 12:03 PM   #11
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Neighbors. I think that my motivations are something I can't really control. It would bug me to know that they were there, but I couldn't change them. Plus, I'm nosey.

Would you rather:

a) be administered an enema

or

b) get your privates waxed
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Old 04-15-2004, 01:32 PM   #12
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Neighbors. I think that my motivations are something I can't really control. It would bug me to know that they were there, but I couldn't change them. Plus, I'm nosey.

Would you rather:

a) be administered an enema

or

b) get your privates waxed
Enema, please !

Would you rather lose your sight, or your hearing?
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Old 04-15-2004, 05:53 PM   #13
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lose my hearing. no question. you can still lead a normal life and be deaf. plus i can speak sign language. i would miss music heaps, but imaging not being able to see your loved ones, drive, walk alone etc.

would you rather, regardless of your current sex...


A) be a/ remain a female

B) be a/ remain a male.

state reason for choice.
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Old 04-15-2004, 06:48 PM   #14
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are you saying change sexes? or not change sexes?
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Old 04-15-2004, 06:53 PM   #15
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A. Remain male

Would you rather


A. live in a far away society where clothes are forbidden

or


B, live in another far away society where nudism is forbidden (including private nudism)


take your pick.
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