rank the fruits - Page 3

jimhelm · 08-13-2013, 01:16 PM

they have that at Wegmans. omgomgomg. its orgasmic

Sundae · 08-13-2013, 01:28 PM

If it was freshly picked pineapple, I'd probably have it 3rd on my list.
Had it every day in Sri Lanka and it exploded in my mouth (not literally)
But our pineapple is harvested earlier to arrive in the UK as nearly ripe.
I still enjoy it, but it's more acidic.

Specifiying "fresh Sri Lankan pineapple eaten for breakfast" would have rightfully earned me a punch on the nose.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-13-2013, 01:34 PM

The last time I sent my folks to Hawaii, they brought back fresh ripe pineapple. They were home about a week before I got up there, so the pineapple was dead ripe and orgasmic. Unfortunately I've never found anything close here on the mainland.

Sundae · 08-13-2013, 01:48 PM

Don't want to burst your bubble, Bruce.
But it sounds like it might have been fermented

xoxoxoBruce · 08-13-2013, 01:53 PM

Not that far gone, but sweet as hell and not acidic.

monster · 08-13-2013, 10:53 PM

Kenneth Williams
John Inman
Graham Norton
Julian Clary
Eddie Izzard

BigV · 08-14-2013, 02:30 AM

lol

Sundae · 08-14-2013, 08:57 AM

Eddie Izzard is the only straight man.

monster · 08-14-2013, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Eddie Izzard is the only straight man.

so what?

lumberjim · 08-14-2013, 09:10 AM

Inman is a great name for a fagula.

Sundae · 08-14-2013, 09:12 AM

Izzard is a great name for any penis-toting male

Sundae · 08-14-2013, 11:08 AM

Was trying to make a mildly amusing connection re straight man (hetero) and straight man (comedian)
Didn't really come off.

Probably because Izzard invariably works alone. Except the updated Four Yorkshireman sketch of great repute.

BigV · 08-22-2013, 11:23 AM

graph the fruits

Sundae · 08-22-2013, 12:54 PM

Pink grapefruit. I like.
I admit it's easier as a juice though.

glatt · 08-22-2013, 01:00 PM

I always though grapefruit was no good, until my wife started getting crates of them shipped from Florida around Christmas. Those are absolutely awesome.

08-13-2013, 01:16 PM	#1
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	they have that at Wegmans. omgomgomg. its orgasmic __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-13-2013, 01:28 PM	#2
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	If it was freshly picked pineapple, I'd probably have it 3rd on my list. Had it every day in Sri Lanka and it exploded in my mouth (not literally) But our pineapple is harvested earlier to arrive in the UK as nearly ripe. I still enjoy it, but it's more acidic. Specifiying "fresh Sri Lankan pineapple eaten for breakfast" would have rightfully earned me a punch on the nose. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-13-2013, 01:34 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The last time I sent my folks to Hawaii, they brought back fresh ripe pineapple. They were home about a week before I got up there, so the pineapple was dead ripe and orgasmic. Unfortunately I've never found anything close here on the mainland. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-13-2013, 01:48 PM	#4
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Don't want to burst your bubble, Bruce. But it sounds like it might have been fermented __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-13-2013, 01:53 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not that far gone, but sweet as hell and not acidic. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-13-2013, 10:53 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Kenneth Williams John Inman Graham Norton Julian Clary Eddie Izzard __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-14-2013, 02:30 AM	#7
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	lol __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-14-2013, 08:57 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Eddie Izzard is the only straight man. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-14-2013, 09:10 AM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Inman is a great name for a fagula. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-14-2013, 09:12 AM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Izzard is a great name for any penis-toting male __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-14-2013, 11:08 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Was trying to make a mildly amusing connection re straight man (hetero) and straight man (comedian) Didn't really come off. Probably because Izzard invariably works alone. Except the updated Four Yorkshireman sketch of great repute. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-22-2013, 11:23 AM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	graph the fruits __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-22-2013, 12:54 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Pink grapefruit. I like. I admit it's easier as a juice though. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-22-2013, 01:00 PM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I always though grapefruit was no good, until my wife started getting crates of them shipped from Florida around Christmas. Those are absolutely awesome.

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