Products that don't exist yet, but should - Page 3

it · 08-11-2013, 10:14 PM

take the gripper off of this:

(not the robotic arm, just the coffee-sack & air pump)

stick it on the bottom of this:

upload the software of this:

and unleash it upon the household! might also make for an awkward waiter...

p.s.
maybe paint a smiley face on the the gripper so that it doesn't look like a flying penis

xoxoxoBruce · 08-11-2013, 11:43 PM

Nooo, I'd never be able to find anything.

it · 08-12-2013, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Nooo, I'd never be able to find anything.

it wasn't me!

(it was my flying penis)

Gravdigr · 08-13-2013, 08:49 AM

Traceur's TEDTalk clip reminded me of this (can't remember if I found this here, or not):

Replace the baton with a longneck BudLight, and then ya got something.

Lamplighter · 08-13-2013, 09:22 AM

That is truly amazing programming !

By coincidence, last week I watched a teenage girl practicing
with one of those old fashioned toys: a cup on a handle, a ball on a string like this:
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Where the object is to swing the ball up and catch it in the cup.

Apparently, that sort of thing would be "child's play" for these guys.

it · 08-13-2013, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Traceur's TEDTalk clip reminded me of this (can't remember if I found this here, or not):

Replace the baton with a longneck BudLight, and then ya got something.

makes me wonder if the aerodynamics of the quad would still work if it was placed beneath a tray.

i'm really open to the idea of having them waitress, i'd even treat it like i would like to treat a waitress, but... on which side is the bum?

BigV · 09-12-2013, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by traceur

makes me wonder if the aerodynamics of the quad would still work if it was placed beneath a tray.

i'm really open to the idea of having them waitress, i'd even treat it like i would like to treat a waitress, but... on which side is the bum?

what about a tray made of expanded metal or mesh?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-12-2013, 05:47 PM

Go to this (pdf) showing several types/sizes of expanded metal mesh. The last column shows the "% open area" for each. It can run from 40% to over 75%.

Years ago, I saw charts in the Engineering Handbook or McMaster-Carr catalog, showing how much screen and woven wire mesh block.

it · 08-13-2013, 08:22 AM

FYI - it shouldn't be that difficult to set up a system where you can put things where you want them to be in a certain area and have it scan it to remember where everything should be, only using the placement-algorithms with unrecognized items or as a default setting.

because combined with a romba, this is like the perfect house maid.

it · 08-13-2013, 08:25 AM

something that really should exist:

search for any music-clip or movie, click it, watch it (with ads or pay to watch it without).

no limitations by country
no picking up servers
no underground malware filled websites
no producers cut offs - sponsor or pay.

we have had the technology for years, just not the political infrastructure.

Gravdigr · 08-13-2013, 09:33 AM

Ya really wanna impress somebody, get those quadcopters to use one of these:

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infinite monkey · 09-12-2013, 10:22 AM

A magnet implanted into your sides, with a corresponding magnet in your purse so when you've got your purse on your shoulder and try to grab the trash you're taking out or rinsing out your coffee cup the damn purse doesn't flip in front knocking things over and falling off and pissing me right the fuck off so much I want to stab stab stab my purse.

(music turns whimsical)

I want a party with room fulls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream...

Happy Monkey · 09-13-2013, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

A magnet implanted into your sides, with a corresponding magnet in your purse so when you've got your purse on your shoulder and try to grab the trash you're taking out or rinsing out your coffee cup the damn purse doesn't flip in front knocking things over and falling off and pissing me right the fuck off so much I want to stab stab stab my purse.

You could experiment with a belt, before going all-out on surgery.

Gravdigr · 09-13-2013, 02:46 PM

I find more and more that I need a "Fuck All" button. Kinda like the Staples 'Easy Button'. Bad day? "Fuck All" that shit.

John Sellers · 09-22-2013, 01:03 AM

AFAIK, there's no non-surgical way to cure Cerebral Palsy, let alone any way to cure it, but if one became available, I'd go for it - such as injecting stem cells directly into my cerebellum causing motor cell regeneration.

Ok, ok. I realize this post is not about an actual product, but still, it's something that should exist.

08-11-2013, 10:14 PM	#1
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	the lazy houseband take the gripper off of this: (not the robotic arm, just the coffee-sack & air pump) stick it on the bottom of this: upload the software of this: and unleash it upon the household! might also make for an awkward waiter... p.s. maybe paint a smiley face on the the gripper so that it doesn't look like a flying penis Last edited by it; 08-11-2013 at 10:20 PM.

08-11-2013, 11:43 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Nooo, I'd never be able to find anything. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-13-2013, 08:49 AM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Traceur's TEDTalk clip reminded me of this (can't remember if I found this here, or not): Replace the baton with a longneck BudLight, and then ya got something. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-13-2013, 09:22 AM	#5
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	That is truly amazing programming ! By coincidence, last week I watched a teenage girl practicing with one of those old fashioned toys: a cup on a handle, a ball on a string like this: Where the object is to swing the ball up and catch it in the cup. Apparently, that sort of thing would be "child's play" for these guys.

09-12-2013, 05:47 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Go to this (pdf) showing several types/sizes of expanded metal mesh. The last column shows the "% open area" for each. It can run from 40% to over 75%. Years ago, I saw charts in the Engineering Handbook or McMaster-Carr catalog, showing how much screen and woven wire mesh block. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-13-2013, 08:22 AM	#9
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	FYI - it shouldn't be that difficult to set up a system where you can put things where you want them to be in a certain area and have it scan it to remember where everything should be, only using the placement-algorithms with unrecognized items or as a default setting. because combined with a romba, this is like the perfect house maid.

08-13-2013, 08:25 AM	#10
it Banned Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 772	something that really should exist: search for any music-clip or movie, click it, watch it (with ads or pay to watch it without). no limitations by country no picking up servers no underground malware filled websites no producers cut offs - sponsor or pay. we have had the technology for years, just not the political infrastructure.

08-13-2013, 09:33 AM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ya really wanna impress somebody, get those quadcopters to use one of these: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-12-2013, 10:22 AM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	A magnet implanted into your sides, with a corresponding magnet in your purse so when you've got your purse on your shoulder and try to grab the trash you're taking out or rinsing out your coffee cup the damn purse doesn't flip in front knocking things over and falling off and pissing me right the fuck off so much I want to stab stab stab my purse. (music turns whimsical) I want a party with room fulls of laughter Ten thousand tons of ice cream... Attached Images Last edited by infinite monkey; 09-12-2013 at 11:21 AM. Reason: add pic/fix typo

09-13-2013, 02:46 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I find more and more that I need a "Fuck All" button. Kinda like the Staples 'Easy Button'. Bad day? "Fuck All" that shit. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-22-2013, 01:03 AM	#15
John Sellers Banned Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 807	AFAIK, there's no non-surgical way to cure Cerebral Palsy, let alone any way to cure it, but if one became available, I'd go for it - such as injecting stem cells directly into my cerebellum causing motor cell regeneration. Ok, ok. I realize this post is not about an actual product, but still, it's something that should exist.

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