3/10/2004: Tiger Woods' unique tee-off - Page 3

quzah · 03-13-2004, 08:33 AM

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The richest man in the world is not Tiger Woods; it's the sultan of Dubai

Really? I think Mr. Gates would dispute that. Or is he just the richest in America. And Tiger? Not a chance. Not even close enough for consideration.

Quzah.

Undertoad · 03-13-2004, 08:45 AM

Looks like you're right - I'm not sure where I got that "fact" from...

funkykule · 03-14-2004, 05:11 AM

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Originally posted by Undertoad

The richest man in the world is not Tiger Woods; it's the sultan of Dubai,

I don't mean to offend anybody by pointing this out

but there is no Sultan of Dubai. His title is Sheikh MAKTOUM BIN RASHID AL-MAKTOUM.
http://www.worldwhoswho.com/public/v..._ARAB_EMIRATES[/url]

There is,however, a Sultan of Brunei

http://www.worldwhoswho.com/public/v...country=BRUNEI[/url] [url]

xoxoxoBruce · 03-14-2004, 07:12 AM

Yeah, UT knew that, but now homeland security will be scrutinizing you, instead of him. He's very clever that way.

Nothing But Net · 03-14-2004, 07:33 AM

That blonde bimbo that Tiger Woods is engaged to is so wrong for him. If he hooked up with Minnie Driver, now there's a match! Wouldn't the wedding announcements be great. Woods weds Driver. They could even name their first child Putter!

richlevy · 03-14-2004, 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by funkykule

There is,however, a Sultan of Brunei
http://www.worldwhoswho.com/public/v...country=BRUNEI

Is that the same as the King of Brulee

mrputter · 02-22-2005, 05:56 PM

2004: Tiger Woods
<IMG SRC="http://cellar.org/2004/woodsteeoff.jpg" />

2005: Roger Federer & Andre Agassi
<IMG SRC="http://www.trichotomy.ca/images/burj_korat_ul_midhrab.jpg" />

2006: Michael Schumacher?

(more from the tennis match <A HREF="http://www.atptennis.com/en/newsandscores/news/2005/dubai_helipad.asp">here</A>)

xoxoxoBruce · 02-22-2005, 06:12 PM

I should think it would be windy up there?

The photos look like computer generated pictures.

BigV · 02-25-2005, 06:44 PM

Here.
/stalks off, pouting/

wolf · 02-26-2005, 12:47 AM

The joke was quite funny. It spoke for itself, it needed no additional commentary ...

footfootfoot · 02-27-2005, 12:08 AM

Just a dang minute! That ain't Tiger Woods neither. It's our own beloved NBN.

I gotta get a new NBN pic...

03-14-2004, 07:12 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, UT knew that, but now homeland security will be scrutinizing you, instead of him. He's very clever that way. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-22-2005, 05:56 PM	#7
mrputter Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Posts: 71	<STRONG>2004</STRONG>: Tiger Woods <IMG SRC="http://cellar.org/2004/woodsteeoff.jpg" /> <STRONG>2005</STRONG>: Roger Federer & Andre Agassi <IMG SRC="http://www.trichotomy.ca/images/burj_korat_ul_midhrab.jpg" /> <STRONG>2006</STRONG>: Michael Schumacher? (more from the tennis match <A HREF="http://www.atptennis.com/en/newsandscores/news/2005/dubai_helipad.asp">here</A>) Last edited by mrputter; 02-22-2005 at 06:59 PM. Reason: speling mitsakes

02-22-2005, 06:12 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I should think it would be windy up there? The photos look like computer generated pictures. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-25-2005, 06:44 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Fine. I'll just take my joke and go home. Here. /stalks off, pouting/ __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

02-26-2005, 12:47 AM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The joke was quite funny. It spoke for itself, it needed no additional commentary ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-13-2004, 08:45 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Looks like you're right - I'm not sure where I got that "fact" from...

03-14-2004, 07:33 AM	#5
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	That blonde bimbo that Tiger Woods is engaged to is so wrong for him. If he hooked up with Minnie Driver, now there's a match! Wouldn't the wedding announcements be great. Woods weds Driver. They could even name their first child Putter!

02-27-2005, 12:08 AM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Just a dang minute! That ain't Tiger Woods neither. It's our own beloved NBN. I gotta get a new NBN pic... Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs Last edited by footfootfoot; 02-27-2005 at 12:22 AM.

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