How tall are dwellars?

footfootfoot · 01-10-2013, 12:41 PM

Please pick a height. Preferably your own, actual height. Metrically inclined people can convert how high they are into how tall they are by multiplying the number of metrics they have by 0.39370.

We will round up to the nearest inch or cm since you are all probably slouching right now.

BigV · 01-10-2013, 12:47 PM

Tall. and wide, and not just across the belly. my wingspan is greater than my height.

eta: 76 inches top to bottom, 80 inches tip to tip.

Gravdigr · 01-10-2013, 01:19 PM

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View Poll Results: Ho high are you? In inches.

Ho high? I thought the song went "high ho, high ho"?

You know the dwarves are fuuuucked up when they're singing "ho high ho high".
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69 inches. No, really.

Gravdigr · 01-10-2013, 01:21 PM

And I ain't slouching!

Not anymore.

footfootfoot · 01-10-2013, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Ho high?

Eek. Moderator? Cleanup in aisle six.

Chocolatl · 01-10-2013, 03:03 PM

When we did faculty superlatives one year, I was voted runner-up for "Most Likely to be Asked for a Hall Pass," since even most of the freshmen were taller than me. I lost to someone who dressed more casually than I did and so she tended to blend in more.

Pete Zicato · 01-10-2013, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Tall. and wide, and not just across the belly. my wingspan is greater than my height.

eta: 76 inches top to bottom, 80 inches tip to tip.

Are you a swimmer?

Pete Zicato · 01-10-2013, 04:16 PM

5' 10"

footfootfoot · 01-10-2013, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Are you a swimmer?

I believe he's what we'd call a "knuckle dragger"

Gravdigr · 01-10-2013, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

69 inches.

69 head - toe
wingspan - 69.5

Gravdigr · 01-10-2013, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I believe he's what we'd call a "knuckle dragger"

That's why he wears those high-heeled disco shoes.

footfootfoot · 01-10-2013, 07:54 PM

bump

We have an inadequately broad sample.

footfootfoot · 01-10-2013, 07:56 PM

Sorry, Dame. I keep forgetting broads prefer to be called dames.

BigV · 01-10-2013, 08:16 PM

dame it.

swimmer--check.
knuckle dragger--check.

You've seen the cuffs I wear? They're just spacers for all my long sleeve shirts. I know I'm not the tallest dwellar, I think Perry Winkle is taller if I remember correctly. Also, footfootfoot, are you slouching? I don't see any entry for you and I see we can't see the poll results as far as how each person voted.

orthodoc · 01-10-2013, 08:33 PM

5'7". Not short, not tall. Too tired to measure my wingspan.

View Poll Results: How high are you? In inches.
53	0	0%
54	0	0%
55	0	0%
56	0	0%
57	2	4.76%
58	0	0%
59	0	0%
60	1	2.38%
61	1	2.38%
62	1	2.38%
63	1	2.38%
64	1	2.38%
65	1	2.38%
66	1	2.38%
67	5	11.90%
68	5	11.90%
69	5	11.90%
70	3	7.14%
71	2	4.76%
72	2	4.76%
73	2	4.76%
74	3	7.14%
75	3	7.14%
76	1	2.38%
less than 53 or more than 76	2	4.76%
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll

01-10-2013, 12:41 PM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	How tall are dwellars? Please pick a height. Preferably your own, actual height. Metrically inclined people can convert how high they are into how tall they are by multiplying the number of metrics they have by 0.39370. We will round up to the nearest inch or cm since you are all probably slouching right now. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-10-2013, 12:47 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Tall. and wide, and not just across the belly. my wingspan is greater than my height. eta: 76 inches top to bottom, 80 inches tip to tip. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not. Last edited by BigV; 01-10-2013 at 01:45 PM.

01-10-2013, 01:21 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	And I ain't slouching! Not anymore. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-10-2013, 04:16 PM	#8
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	5' 10" __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

01-10-2013, 03:03 PM	#6
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	When we did faculty superlatives one year, I was voted runner-up for "Most Likely to be Asked for a Hall Pass," since even most of the freshmen were taller than me. I lost to someone who dressed more casually than I did and so she tended to blend in more.

01-10-2013, 07:54 PM	#12
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	bump We have an inadequately broad sample. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-10-2013, 07:56 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Sorry, Dame. I keep forgetting broads prefer to be called dames. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-10-2013, 08:16 PM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	dame it. swimmer--check. knuckle dragger--check. You've seen the cuffs I wear? They're just spacers for all my long sleeve shirts. I know I'm not the tallest dwellar, I think Perry Winkle is taller if I remember correctly. Also, footfootfoot, are you slouching? I don't see any entry for you and I see we can't see the poll results as far as how each person voted. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-10-2013, 08:33 PM	#15
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	5'7". Not short, not tall. Too tired to measure my wingspan. __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi Last edited by orthodoc; 01-10-2013 at 08:34 PM. Reason: Forgot the wingspan.

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