Dumb rabbit all interfering with life

Undertoad · 08-06-2012, 07:17 PM

The worst mother in the world has been located.

Pearl the dog goes outside and pees in roughly the same spot every 2 hours, and now, this dumb babbit has gone and built a hutch two feet from that spot.

She did the least amount of planning, almost no digging/preparation. Bitch is ghetto!

And how did I come to notice? I let Pearl out to pee, and Pearl, who has been losing it and is not long for this world

, actually stands face to face one foot away from the beast; who isn't moving. Actually finishes peeing before jumping at her. Poor rabbit had to run off around the corner and out of Pearl's distance of sight - about 10 feet. And then I notice that the ground where she had been... was moving.

Five babbit babies, eyes closed, furless, wriggling around asking where's the mama that had us an hour ago.

Fuckin' home ownership. I gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing I ever do. Which means Mrs. Bunnieworth has to move. I can let Pearl out the front door, but in about ten days, this place goes on the market, short-sale, and pictures have to be taken and everything.

And it sets me off crying. I've been crying a lot. She left me not a month ago, setting off an emotional storm that took two weeks to even get into. I though I'd be fine. I'm a wreck. I look at my poor dying dog and these five dying babbits, my dead relationship, my house that's underwater because I kept it for the benefit of her and her two adult children and her credit rating, and I'm lost again.

Damn babbit is not returning for her kids. Worst mother in the world.

Undertoad · 08-06-2012, 07:37 PM

Worst parents in the world:

Ah but it turns out they aren't. They moved the kids somewhere else.

Wow, such sudden renewal. Maybe shit isn't so bad after all.

DanaC · 08-06-2012, 07:41 PM

*hugs*

Aliantha · 08-06-2012, 07:44 PM

Look at those cute bunnies! Just look how cute they are!

It'll be ok UT. In the end, it'll be ok. xxx

orthodoc · 08-06-2012, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Maybe shit isn't so bad after all.

Hold onto that thought. Hugs.

Clodfobble · 08-06-2012, 10:07 PM

I'm sorry UT. I totally do that thing too, where I'm honestly really sure everything is fine now, and then HOLY SHIT it turns out nothing was ever fine and I'm back to square negative-fifty, and then all of a sudden things are looking unexpectedly brighter again just when I was sure I was in for a long deep haul... For me, anyway, the biggest pendulums come right at the end, the last dying bursts of whatever shit has wrapped itself up in my brain, so I hope this may indicate some sort of "darkest before the dawn" thing for you as well.

classicman · 08-07-2012, 01:42 AM

Damn Tony. Dunno what to say other than hang in there.

Griff · 08-07-2012, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

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Wow, such sudden renewal. Maybe shit isn't so bad after all.

It never really is but some days its hard to see the light. Keep moving forward brother.

Trilby · 08-07-2012, 08:01 AM

Hugs.

You're such a good, caring, giving person Tony. These qualities do not go unnoticed.

It is shite now but it WILL turn around. It will. It's the law of the universe that what is down will come up. You're due to come up. Hang in there. I love you, too (like a brother/sister thing like you said!

glatt · 08-07-2012, 08:29 AM

Well, the silver lining is that you've got dinner out there.

Where's my hasenpfeffer? There's my hasenpfeffer.

Trilby · 08-07-2012, 08:41 AM

...if I didn't know this was hasenpfeffer I'd swear it was carrots...

Stormieweather · 08-07-2012, 09:51 AM

I dunno why it seems that everything tends to crash and burn all at the same friggin time! When it happens, I try to pump myself up by saying, oh well...this is everything. The very bottom. Now I can only go up. And, if this is a test, I am not planning on giving up. I will fight to the bitter end.

So I sure hope things look up for you soon, UT. Big ginormous hugs...

And you still have us.

limey · 08-07-2012, 11:50 AM

Hugs. And a recipe.

Nirvana · 08-07-2012, 12:04 PM

Long distance hugs and doggies face licks!

Gravdigr · 08-07-2012, 12:43 PM

Toad, you can handle this. It might not feel like it, but, you can. You've probably handled worse than this before. Don't let the bastards wear ya down, soar you fucking eagle, SOAR!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

I gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing I ever do.

Also, it's "we", not "I":

08-06-2012, 07:17 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Dumb rabbit all interfering with life The worst mother in the world has been located. Pearl the dog goes outside and pees in roughly the same spot every 2 hours, and now, this dumb babbit has gone and built a hutch two feet from that spot. She did the least amount of planning, almost no digging/preparation. Bitch is ghetto! And how did I come to notice? I let Pearl out to pee, and Pearl, who has been losing it and is not long for this world , actually stands face to face one foot away from the beast; who isn't moving. Actually finishes peeing before jumping at her. Poor rabbit had to run off around the corner and out of Pearl's distance of sight - about 10 feet. And then I notice that the ground where she had been... was moving. Five babbit babies, eyes closed, furless, wriggling around asking where's the mama that had us an hour ago. Fuckin' home ownership. I gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing I ever do. Which means Mrs. Bunnieworth has to move. I can let Pearl out the front door, but in about ten days, this place goes on the market, short-sale, and pictures have to be taken and everything. And it sets me off crying. I've been crying a lot. She left me not a month ago, setting off an emotional storm that took two weeks to even get into. I though I'd be fine. I'm a wreck. I look at my poor dying dog and these five dying babbits, my dead relationship, my house that's underwater because I kept it for the benefit of her and her two adult children and her credit rating, and I'm lost again. Damn babbit is not returning for her kids. Worst mother in the world.

08-06-2012, 07:44 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Look at those cute bunnies! Just look how cute they are! It'll be ok UT. In the end, it'll be ok. xxx __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-06-2012, 10:07 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm sorry UT. I totally do that thing too, where I'm honestly really sure everything is fine now, and then HOLY SHIT it turns out nothing was ever fine and I'm back to square negative-fifty, and then all of a sudden things are looking unexpectedly brighter again just when I was sure I was in for a long deep haul... For me, anyway, the biggest pendulums come right at the end, the last dying bursts of whatever shit has wrapped itself up in my brain, so I hope this may indicate some sort of "darkest before the dawn" thing for you as well. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-07-2012, 01:42 AM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Damn Tony. Dunno what to say other than hang in there. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

08-07-2012, 08:01 AM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Hugs. You're such a good, caring, giving person Tony. These qualities do not go unnoticed. It is shite now but it WILL turn around. It will. It's the law of the universe that what is down will come up. You're due to come up. Hang in there. I love you, too (like a brother/sister thing like you said! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-06-2012, 07:37 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Worst parents in the world: Ah but it turns out they aren't. They moved the kids somewhere else. Wow, such sudden renewal. Maybe shit isn't so bad after all.

08-07-2012, 08:29 AM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Well, the silver lining is that you've got dinner out there. Where's my hasenpfeffer? There's my hasenpfeffer.

08-07-2012, 08:41 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	...if I didn't know this was hasenpfeffer I'd swear it was carrots... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-07-2012, 09:51 AM	#12
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	I dunno why it seems that everything tends to crash and burn all at the same friggin time! When it happens, I try to pump myself up by saying, oh well...this is everything. The very bottom. Now I can only go up. And, if this is a test, I am not planning on giving up. I will fight to the bitter end. So I sure hope things look up for you soon, UT. Big ginormous hugs... And you still have us. __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

08-07-2012, 11:50 AM	#13
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Hugs. And a recipe. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

08-07-2012, 12:04 PM	#14
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Long distance hugs and doggies face licks! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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