Could you pass a U.S. Citizenship Test? - Page 2

Trilby · 07-30-2012, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Vietnam?
Civil war?

Grenada?

We WERE involved in that, right???

footfootfoot · 07-31-2012, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Grenada?

We WERE involved in that, right???

That's classified.

footfootfoot · 07-30-2012, 10:01 AM

I passed the only US citizenship test I need to take,

Q: Were you born in the US?

A: Yes.

glatt · 07-30-2012, 10:24 AM

I got bored after 30 questions. Too much clicking.

But I had a perfect score until I gave up.

DanaC · 07-30-2012, 10:16 AM

Question: can we see your birth certificate?
Answer: uh....ok, here it is...
Question: are you f**king kidding me? That's a fake...fuckin muslim.

fargon · 07-30-2012, 11:22 AM

92 of 96 for 96%.
USA
USA
USA
USA

orthodoc · 07-30-2012, 11:31 AM

I passed it in 2002. They didn't tell us our scores, though! I way overstudied for it. Now? Not so sure ... But when the test is: are you a US citizen? I still pass!

Trilby · 07-31-2012, 09:38 AM

In Confederates In The Attic Tony goes to many a re-enactment. The guys were all "super hard core" meaning they totally LIVED like the soldiers, eating what they ate, wearing home-spun clothing, the whole enchilada. They scorned those who didn't go all the way with the re-enactment bit. For some guys, this is pretty much all they do all year long.

like climbing Mount Everest, it sounds like mental illness.

footfootfoot · 07-31-2012, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

In Confederates In The Attic Tony goes to many a re-enactment. The guys were all "super hard core" meaning they totally LIVED like the soldiers, eating what they ate, wearing home-spun clothing, the whole enchilada. They scorned those who didn't go all the way with the re-enactment bit. For some guys, this is pretty much all they do all year long.

like climbing Mount Everest, it sounds like mental illness.

For some reason I seem to have a number of friends whose brothers are into this reenactment cure. They say the same thing as you, some of the guys even put leeches on themselves or chiggers or bedbugs or some crazy-ass shit like that. There was one guy who was, let's say extra portly, and he wanted to be a confederate soldier. He was completely scorned and shunned because according to the battle they were reenacting all the confederates were starving and skinny, not barely fitting in their uniforms.

Lamplighter · 07-31-2012, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

For some reason I seem to have a number of friends whose brothers are into this reenactment cure. They say the same thing as you, some of the guys even put leeches on themselves or chiggers or bedbugs or some crazy-ass shit like that. There was one guy who was, let's say extra portly, and he wanted to be a confederate soldier. He was completely scorned and shunned because according to the battle they were reenacting all the confederates were starving and skinny, not barely fitting in their uniforms.

... and those were just the ones that were elected to the U.S. House and Senate.

Sundae · 07-31-2012, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

The guys were all eating what they ate, the whole enchilada.

Hmmmm, doesn't sound so bad!

You've made me want to read the book though, Bri. Good job.

Re the kicking American butt line, I didn't have a war/ conflict in mind. Or if I did it might have involved men in pyjamas. I just thought it was funny to see what the answers were. And they did make me laugh. Thank you.

Trilby · 07-31-2012, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sundae

Hmmmm, doesn't sound so bad!

You've made me want to read the book though, Bri. Good job.

DON"T BUY IT! I'M MAILING IT TO YOU ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!

Spexxvet · 07-31-2012, 02:21 PM

Got 94 of 96. Missed the number of amendments and the year the constitution was written.

Trilby · 08-01-2012, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Got 94 of 96. Missed the number of amendments and the year the constitution was written.

I've notified the FBI.

Your deportation will take place tonight at 0001.
You make take one carry on bag.

You will be blind-folded, roughed-up, have a fifth of whiskey pour over you and dumped in the rural area of a hostile foreign land where you will not know the language and hold no currency. No one will believe your story.

Good luck.

kahan · 01-17-2017, 01:14 PM

Hi, I have to pass my US citizenship test in a few weeks. I found a free website to help me prepare for this test and it is good, but do you guys know of other good free websites? I need to be prepared as much as possible.

07-30-2012, 10:01 AM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I passed the only US citizenship test I need to take, Q: Were you born in the US? A: Yes. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-30-2012, 11:22 AM	#6
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	92 of 96 for 96%. USA USA USA USA __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

07-30-2012, 11:31 AM	#7
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	I passed it in 2002. They didn't tell us our scores, though! I way overstudied for it. Now? Not so sure ... But when the test is: are you a US citizen? I still pass! __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

07-31-2012, 09:38 AM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	In Confederates In The Attic Tony goes to many a re-enactment. The guys were all "super hard core" meaning they totally LIVED like the soldiers, eating what they ate, wearing home-spun clothing, the whole enchilada. They scorned those who didn't go all the way with the re-enactment bit. For some guys, this is pretty much all they do all year long. like climbing Mount Everest, it sounds like mental illness. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-31-2012, 02:21 PM	#13
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Got 94 of 96. Missed the number of amendments and the year the constitution was written. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-30-2012, 10:24 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I got bored after 30 questions. Too much clicking. But I had a perfect score until I gave up.

01-17-2017, 01:14 PM	#15
kahan Kinda New Member Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 1	Hi, I have to pass my US citizenship test in a few weeks. I found a free website to help me prepare for this test and it is good, but do you guys know of other good free websites? I need to be prepared as much as possible. Last edited by glatt; 01-17-2017 at 02:09 PM. Reason: link in first post

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