Down here at the pawn shop - Page 42

DanaC · 03-09-2013, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

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And vice versa.

Ha! Clever bugger.

Undertoad · 03-08-2013, 06:17 AM

I feel like I should say at this point that every single event I have described in this thread is 100% true, and there is absolutely no exaggeration at all. Only the names have been changed.

Griff · 03-08-2013, 06:25 AM

It definitely feels real. The thread is also sparking a cultural interest in me. From where I sit the huge negatives of ghetto culture are easy to see but what are the advantages, that takes a little more thought.

ZenGum · 03-08-2013, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I feel like I should say at this point that every single event I have described in this thread is 100% true, and there is absolutely no exaggeration at all. Only the names have been changed.

So, that $2.35 actually belonged to Girl who buys a lot of porn?

Lamplighter · 03-08-2013, 07:48 AM

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Here's the thing. The ghetto is no place to be charitable, or it would suck you dry.
But in returning Mr. Moore's change, I wasn't being charitable, just honest.
It wasn't my money, it was his.

Good on you, UT...

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Later that day, co-worker Ron has marked an envelope with "Guy who buys a lot of porn's change".

Yes, the guy who has bought 6 porn movies a day for the last four days has left behind $2.35.

We all facepalm, and agree that this is going too far. We agree that lost change should be held for one day, and then go into buying us lunch.

... proof this shop is a soul-sucking place to work, and you're falling prey.
Find a place to work that is worthy of you.
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Spexxvet · 03-08-2013, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I feel like I should say at this point that every single event I have described in this thread is 100% true, and there is absolutely no exaggeration at all. Only the names have been changed.

You couldn't make up shit like this.

Chocolatl · 03-11-2013, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

You couldn't make up shit like this.

"I couldn't make this shit up if I tried!" was a regular interjection in storytelling amongst my teacher friends.

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I kinda wish "retarded or high" was like a game show, where the audience could vote and then we'd see how many people got it right.

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While I'll be sad to lose the interesting stories, I do hope you're able to get out of there soon, UT, before the place bruises your heart and soul for good.

SteveDallas · 03-09-2013, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I feel like I should say at this point that every single event I have described in this thread is 100% true, and there is absolutely no exaggeration at all. Only the names have been changed.

You should write a book.

ZenGum · 03-09-2013, 05:28 PM

footfootfoot · 03-09-2013, 06:26 PM

vermyhead:

sexobon · 03-09-2013, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

vermyhead:

Only the names have been changed.
~And vice versa.~
Only the change has been named.
(e.g. "Donald Moore's change", "Guy who buys a lot of porn's change".)

Sorry, it was a stretch.

footfootfoot · 03-09-2013, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

Only the names have been changed.
~And vice versa.~
Only the change has been named.
(e.g. "Donald Moore's change", "Guy who buys a lot of porn's change".)

Sorry, it was a stretch.

No, it was awesome. I'm not firing on all syllables lately.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-10-2013, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

Only the names have been changed.
~And vice versa.~
Only the change has been named.
(e.g. "Donald Moore's change", "Guy who buys a lot of porn's change".)

Sorry, it was a stretch.

I got it.

Undertoad · 03-09-2013, 07:50 PM

An excellent stretch and nothing to apologize for!

footfootfoot · 03-09-2013, 09:42 PM

A screenplay.

03-08-2013, 06:25 AM	#3
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	It definitely feels real. The thread is also sparking a cultural interest in me. From where I sit the huge negatives of ghetto culture are easy to see but what are the advantages, that takes a little more thought. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-09-2013, 05:28 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-09-2013, 06:26 PM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	vermyhead: __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-09-2013, 09:42 PM	#15
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	A screenplay. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-08-2013, 06:17 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I feel like I should say at this point that every single event I have described in this thread is 100% true, and there is absolutely no exaggeration at all. Only the names have been changed.

03-09-2013, 07:50 PM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	An excellent stretch and nothing to apologize for!

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