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02-15-2012, 10:15 PM | #1 |
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February 16, 2012 - Toot your own horn
Dunno what this is other than the obvious.
Caption says "Nan Weidong – właściciel jedynej na świecie fletni z marchewek i szalotek, twórca wielu innych podatnych na gnicie instrumentów, wirtuoz gry na kamieniach, butelkach i rurach…" which came through google translator as: "Nan Weidong - the owner of the world's only flute with the carrots and shallots, creator of many other instruments are susceptible to rot, a virtuoso on the stones, bottles and pipes ..." From here
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02-16-2012, 04:04 AM | #3 |
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That site has some amazing photos. Check out the carved pencils further down ...
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02-16-2012, 08:01 AM | #4 |
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Stop playing your food! There are starving musicians in China, ya know!
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02-16-2012, 08:07 AM | #5 |
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Toot your fruit!
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02-16-2012, 09:39 AM | #7 |
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Toot your root!
A tutor who tooted a root Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor "Is it harder to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot?" |
02-16-2012, 12:21 PM | #9 | |
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Because carrot marmalade (usually a slightly bitter orange jam - traditional breakfast toast topping here) is a Portuguese delicacy, the carrot needed to pass as a fruit to make the laws make sense. Yeah. Like carrot as a fruit makes sense. |
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02-16-2012, 01:32 PM | #10 | ||
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I got hit for that. Quote:
Outstanding.
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02-16-2012, 01:46 PM | #11 | |
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I came out with the other classic response "Send it to them then!" I think I got hit for that too. A tutor who tooted a root Tried to tutor two tooters to toot Said the two to the tutor "Is it harder to neuter Or live your whole life as a fruit? With apols to Infi, who I shamelessly stole from. But I am a pedant and needed a proper limerick form before I could sleep. |
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02-16-2012, 01:52 PM | #12 |
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I didn't write that tongue twister...it's as old as time.
Except for changing 'flute' to 'root.' So I don't know what you mean by proper limerick form. |
02-16-2012, 01:55 PM | #13 | |
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02-16-2012, 01:58 PM | #14 |
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I made a cake out of pizza and bread and carrots and onions, and some leeks.
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02-16-2012, 01:59 PM | #15 | |
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Works good though, huh? |
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