Riddle me this, haiku man! - Page 4

infinite monkey · 08-15-2011, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

A bit is 12.5 cents, originally it was half a quarter, that is, half of 25 cents. Hence you'd put in your two bits worth = 25c.

You're gonna spit when you get it.

Six and four fifths bits
of the woes of this sad world
The king is to blame.

So...85?

ARGH. I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:

You are at work, and there is a call waiting in your voicemail.

ding ding ding!

Actually I think it's one of those decoy calls. You think you have a voicemail and it's just "the oldest heard message will be deleted..." So? I probably ignored it then too!

ZenGum · 08-15-2011, 08:25 AM

85 is correct.

Imma go to bed now, you better have it by the time I log on next.

infinite monkey · 08-15-2011, 09:33 AM

[Arnold]Oooh oooh oooh oooooh! [/Horshack]

85% of problems are directly traceable to top management!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZenGum · 08-15-2011, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

[Arnold]Oooh oooh oooh oooooh! [/Horshack]

85% of problems are directly traceable to top management!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding ding ding!

Monster, was it Undertoad?

Clodfobble · 08-15-2011, 04:38 PM

Dang it! I had it, back at the post where Zen gave me the exact number of bits. But I see infi got here first. Too slow on the draw for me.

monster · 08-15-2011, 11:44 PM

of course. sorry, am kinda distracted by pool emergencies, mybad

ZenGum · 08-16-2011, 02:35 AM

That's not even a haiku

Okay this one should be easy:

Half of us have one
but they're nowhere near so big -
Cyclops' sea-serpent

infinite monkey · 08-16-2011, 07:19 AM

UG's ego?

No, seriously, a penis?

I represent your
Misguided philosophy.
Hey! Slow Down! Read me!

ZenGum · 08-16-2011, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

UG's ego?

No, seriously, a penis?

at 1.

2. More information?

Quote:

I represent your
Misguided philosophy.
Hey! Slow Down! Read me!

UG's ego again?

monster · 08-16-2011, 09:32 PM

Message from the blue
Conveys hope for four encore
but no need to shout

jimhelm · 08-17-2011, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Message from the blue
Conveys hope for four encore
but no need to shout

BigVs sig

ZenGum · 08-17-2011, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

BigVs sig

Ahh, has to be. Well done.

Now riddle me a haiku, Helm of Jimness.

Clodfobble · 08-16-2011, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I represent your
Misguided philosophy.
Hey! Slow Down! Read me!

Signature files?

ZenGum · 08-16-2011, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Signature files?

Or the cookies.

infinite monkey · 08-17-2011, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Signature files?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Or the cookies.

Nope and nope.

Jim...dreams?

08-15-2011, 08:25 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	85 is correct. Imma go to bed now, you better have it by the time I log on next. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-15-2011, 04:38 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Dang it! I had it, back at the post where Zen gave me the exact number of bits. But I see infi got here first. Too slow on the draw for me. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-15-2011, 11:44 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	of course. sorry, am kinda distracted by pool emergencies, mybad __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-16-2011, 02:35 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's not even a haiku Okay this one should be easy: Half of us have one but they're nowhere near so big - Cyclops' sea-serpent __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-16-2011, 09:32 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Message from the blue Conveys hope for four encore but no need to shout __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-15-2011, 09:33 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	[Arnold]Oooh oooh oooh oooooh! [/Horshack] 85% of problems are directly traceable to top management!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-16-2011, 07:19 AM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	UG's ego? No, seriously, a penis? I represent your Misguided philosophy. Hey! Slow Down! Read me!

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