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My father always had a lot of good stories. When the weather was good he would spend a lot of time during school, not in school. One day walking along a fence in the woods he heard a rattlesnake, stopped and located the snake. Thinking 'OK I know where you are', he stepped back, heard another snake behind him. The next thing he knew he was on the other side of the fence, and didn't remember how he got there.
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05-05-2014, 08:56 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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and then Sherry laughed
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05-06-2014, 06:04 PM
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05-06-2014, 11:11 AM
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Hahaha!
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05-06-2014, 07:25 PM
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I can hear my ears
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05-07-2014, 05:02 PM
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I was (I think it was) The Simpsons the other night and someone referred to something not being very useful:
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05-07-2014, 11:11 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Tear it out.
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05-08-2014, 02:58 PM
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what did the papa buffalo say to his son as he left for college?
bison.
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05-09-2014, 10:11 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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A Canadian guy, an American guy, a Japanese guy, and a Middle Eastern guy walk into a bar. They all have a couple of beers, and get to bragging:
The American guy boasts, "I'm so lucky, I have 4 beautiful children, one more and I would have a basketball team." Not to be outdone, the Canadian guy retorts, "I am luckier than you, I have 5 gifted children, one more and I could form a hockey team." So, the Japanese guy chimes in with, "Well, I surely have both of you topped. I have 8 children. Just one more and I would have a baseball team." Pausing, briefly, the Middle Eastern guy replies, "Well, I am betting I have all you fools beat. My harem houses 17 wives, one more and I would have a golf course!". |
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05-20-2014, 03:28 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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05-23-2014, 04:49 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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That's all I have to say about that.
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05-23-2014, 04:55 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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That joke took a while to click with me :p
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05-24-2014, 02:59 PM
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The one about Houston, happened to me. lol...
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05-24-2014, 04:25 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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05-24-2014, 05:05 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Of course you measure distance in hours! But it's important to remember that we mean hours at 80+ mph.
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