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Old 07-26-2011, 10:52 AM   #1
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And that's when he went to the drycleaners.
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Old 07-26-2011, 10:52 AM   #2
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And that's when she ate two tylenol.
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Old 08-03-2011, 06:11 PM   #3
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Old 08-07-2011, 05:23 AM   #4
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Old 08-08-2011, 04:37 PM   #5
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How to be cruel to old guys.
What?...What?...What?
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Old 08-08-2011, 10:51 PM   #6
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you. Bastard.

Get off my lawn.
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Old 08-09-2011, 02:14 AM   #7
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damn bi'focals !!


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Old 08-09-2011, 05:55 PM   #8
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I try not let an opportunity to make fun of da popo go by, but, I guess I should give 'em equal time...occasionally.
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Old 08-09-2011, 08:27 PM   #9
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#16 Ouch.
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Old 08-10-2011, 03:40 AM   #10
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dang, I gotta learn to read slower
I opened this thread up thinking the title was

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Old 08-12-2011, 03:20 AM   #11
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Old 08-12-2011, 11:47 AM   #12
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Old 08-12-2011, 11:15 PM   #13
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Thanks sexobon !

What am I doing wrong?
should it be [ame] url [/ame]
or [.youtube] url [/.youtube] (w/o the .)
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Old 08-12-2011, 10:02 AM   #14
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Old 08-13-2011, 01:25 AM   #15
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I know this can be controversial politically to some crowds, but I think most of the Cellar is pretty much on the same page as this so I'm posting it here because I don't think its really a political issue and I find it HILARIOUS!

Louis CK on gay marriage:

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