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[HungLikeJesus]

Flirtation?

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

Flirtation?

I'm pretty sure they should have said filtration. :-)

[ZenGum]

These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............ and they WILL breed.

They probably already have!

[infinite monkey]

Why are 16 year olds taking the GED?

3. Who is eligible to take the GED test?
The GED test is for adults who are 19 years old or older who have not graduated from high school. In certain circumstances you can take the test if you are 16 to 18 years old.

http://www.my-ged.com/ged_faqs_and_tips.html#eligible

What circumstances, so they can work on the family farm, or in the family meth lab?

Sorry, just being a joke-pooper.

[footfootfoot]

I took the GED and I don't recall any questions like those. Maybe he meant SAT?

In any case, I doubt the veracity of that collection.

[infinite monkey]

Those wouldn't be SAT or ACT questions.

Probably standardized test question for NCLB!

It's funny, though.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Those wouldn't be SAT or ACT questions.

Probably standardized test question for NCLB!

It's funny, though.

"Give IM another chance!"

[infinite monkey]

Another chance at what?

[monster]

russian roulette?

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by monster

russian roulette?

I totally suck at russian roulette. I have trouble reading the number the marble lands in.

Oh, doh...just googled russian roulette. Yeah, I have trouble with that too, the barrel of the gun keeps pointing at other people. It's a LOT more fun that way. Wanna play?

[Nirvana]

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's
your IQ?"

The guy says," 168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini."

Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere
tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it
one more time..

He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you
voted for Obama?

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by Nirvana

...The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "Then why haven't you left a tip, Mr. Trump?

[lookout123]

In and around gun circles lives the legend of the mall ninja. It is a derogatory term for posers who load up on certain brands of clothing and gear and talk up their abilities. The term mall ninja really popped up and took traction on a message board years ago. I present you with the best consolidation of his posts I've yet to see.
Here's to you Gecko45

hello friends,

Last year I made the decision to trust my life on the street to Second Chance body armor. I got the level IIa because it stops the most rounds. plus I got the Trauma Plate for the front.

What scares me is that, although I can fit an extra trauma plate in the front, I cannot fit a second one in back. As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located. Then I put my vest on.

Here is the questions. The ducttape solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove. I would like to go to the single-plate solution in back. What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a high-risk security job and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back.

Are any of you aware of a thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something like that? Is there a better way to do the second plate?

BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18" bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up.

Thanks!

[Sheldonrs]

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

I totally suck at russian roulette.

Five EMPTY chambers, one loaded.
Five EMPTY, one loaded.