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monster · 12-06-2009, 09:52 PM

toranokaze · 12-06-2009, 09:52 PM

Now that is a Haggis

monster · 12-06-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze

Now that is a Haggis

is 4 haggi, methinks.... i am blessed....

ZenGum · 12-06-2009, 09:59 PM

Hag-guy? I think we have one of those.

toranokaze · 12-06-2009, 10:26 PM

Now I'm hungry I hope your happy.

Sheldonrs · 12-08-2009, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze

Now I'm hungry I hope your happy.

How about a little Faggis? If you're still hungry, I'm happy. :-)

ZenGum · 12-07-2009, 04:58 AM

Imagine if some poor noob stumbles across this page.

capnhowdy · 12-07-2009, 06:49 AM

I'd hate to get hit in the face with one of those.

TheMercenary · 12-07-2009, 07:32 AM

I ate Haggis at the British Officers Mess in Hong Kong in 1987. It was fantastic. Robert Burns celebration. And they looked just like the pic above. They piped it into the mess and it was ceremoniously cut with a officers sword. Everyone was in dress mess. A great memory.

Radar · 12-08-2009, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I ate Haggis at the British Officers Mess in Hong Kong in 1987. It was fantastic. Robert Burns celebration. And they looked just like the pic above. They piped it into the mess and it was ceremoniously cut with a officers sword. Everyone was in dress mess. A great memory.

I heard a comedian once say that Scottish food is mostly based on a dare, and he used haggis as an example. At some point in history, someone must have dared a guy to eat it.

I have a feeling it was similar with oysters. I love 'em, but I can't imagine the first guy to try one.

jinx · 12-08-2009, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Radar

I heard a comedian once say that Scottish food is mostly based on a dare, and he used haggis as an example. At some point in history, someone must have dared a guy to eat it.

I have a feeling it was similar with oysters. I love 'em, but I can't imagine the first guy to try one.

How about lobsters? I heard they used to grind them up to use as fertilizer before someone decided they were an excellent vehicle for butter consumption.

ZenGum · 12-08-2009, 03:15 AM

That, Tulip, is a plate with four haggises on it, used to convey the message that a preceding post had caused audible laughter. I tell you, Dali has nothing on the Cellar.

Nirvana · 12-08-2009, 09:45 AM

On to the Tiger Woods jokes

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name: Cheetah!

Radar · 12-08-2009, 12:27 PM

Man, that's a HUGE waste. I like the "vehicle for butter consumption" thing. My daughter thinks toast is simply an edible spoon to get butter into her mouth. She puts butter no the toast, licks it off, and repeats.

Nirvana · 12-08-2009, 02:09 PM

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'

'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry , but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back..'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.'

'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.''

The teacher fainted.

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toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Now that is a Haggis __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

12-06-2009, 09:59 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Hag-guy? I think we have one of those. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-06-2009, 10:26 PM	#5
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Now I'm hungry I hope your happy. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

12-07-2009, 04:58 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Imagine if some poor noob stumbles across this page. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-07-2009, 06:49 AM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I'd hate to get hit in the face with one of those. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

12-07-2009, 07:32 AM	#9
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I ate Haggis at the British Officers Mess in Hong Kong in 1987. It was fantastic. Robert Burns celebration. And they looked just like the pic above. They piped it into the mess and it was ceremoniously cut with a officers sword. Everyone was in dress mess. A great memory. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

12-08-2009, 03:15 AM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That, Tulip, is a plate with four haggises on it, used to convey the message that a preceding post had caused audible laughter. I tell you, Dali has nothing on the Cellar. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-08-2009, 09:45 AM	#13
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	On to the Tiger Woods jokes Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name: Cheetah! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

12-08-2009, 12:27 PM	#14
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Man, that's a HUGE waste. I like the "vehicle for butter consumption" thing. My daughter thinks toast is simply an edible spoon to get butter into her mouth. She puts butter no the toast, licks it off, and repeats. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

12-08-2009, 02:09 PM	#15
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Polite Way To Pee... During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.' 'What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry , but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back..' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.' 'And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, to whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'' The teacher fainted. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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