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monster · 05-11-2011, 10:20 AM

1 load of hotwash (underwear and towels)
2 loads of warmwash (everything else)
half load of whites
2 loads hotwash (bedding)
4 sleeping bags
1 pair formely while converse pumps
beanbag cover
snow clothes to be put away for winter

lather, rinse, repeat

infinite monkey · 05-11-2011, 10:24 AM

Wait...do you have actual pamphlets UG? I don't listen to any proselytizing without an accompanying pamphlet.

Sundae · 05-11-2011, 11:49 AM

UG gives good recipes, and he knows his history.
Still - TWs funnies make my month when they happen.

glatt · 05-11-2011, 11:50 AM

Hey Sundae, great minds!

Trilby · 05-11-2011, 11:51 AM

For myself, I do not need pamphlets.

I would, however, like some snacks.

Sundae · 05-11-2011, 11:51 AM

I wasn't aware of the knife thang though

Trilby · 05-11-2011, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I wasn't aware of the knife thang though

Knives - used for good = spread cream cheese on your bagel.

Knives - used for evil = stab you in the eye.

monster · 05-11-2011, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Knives - used for good = spread cream cheese on your bagel.

Knives - used for evil = stab you in the eye.

Knives - used to cut wire flowers = cellar bomb!

imagine knives in brackets........

Sundae · 05-11-2011, 11:58 AM

I assume UG is interested in the cream cheese type of knife.

Also, note subset:
Knife used to pry apart frozen bagels resulting in a deep wound to the hand - evil
Knife used as an alternative to a Philips head screwdriver - good

monster · 05-11-2011, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Knife used as an alternative to a Philips head screwdriver - good

ur totally going to die a cellar death for that......

Sundae · 05-11-2011, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

ur totally going to die a cellar death for that......

I'm cashing in my chips waiting for the raptor.

ZenGum · 05-11-2011, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I assume UG is interested in the cream cheese type of knife.

Also, note subset:
Knife used to pry apart frozen bagels resulting in a deep wound to the hand - evil
Knife used as an alternative to a Philips head screwdriver - good

Sundae, you can't use a knife as a Philips head. Only as a flat head. You'll burr the head of the screw.

Hehe, that sounds dirty.

Sundae · 05-12-2011, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Sundae, you can't use a knife as a Philips head. Only as a flat head. You'll burr the head of the screw.

I can and I have. I'm well known for burring screws.

I'm as sweet and dirty as toast crumbs in honey.

Sundae · 05-12-2011, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Sundae, you can't use a knife as a Philips head. Only as a flat head. You'll burr the head of the screw.

I can and I have. Stupid Philips head screws deserve a bit of burring.

And I'm as sweet and dirty as toast crumbs in honey.

glatt · 05-12-2011, 08:00 AM

I like that. "Burring."

05-11-2011, 10:20 AM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	1 load of hotwash (underwear and towels) 2 loads of warmwash (everything else) half load of whites 2 loads hotwash (bedding) 4 sleeping bags 1 pair formely while converse pumps beanbag cover snow clothes to be put away for winter lather, rinse, repeat __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-11-2011, 11:49 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	UG gives good recipes, and he knows his history. Still - TWs funnies make my month when they happen. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-11-2011, 11:51 AM	#5
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	For myself, I do not need pamphlets. I would, however, like some snacks. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-11-2011, 11:51 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I wasn't aware of the knife thang though __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-11-2011, 11:58 AM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I assume UG is interested in the cream cheese type of knife. Also, note subset: Knife used to pry apart frozen bagels resulting in a deep wound to the hand - evil Knife used as an alternative to a Philips head screwdriver - good __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-11-2011, 10:24 AM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Wait...do you have actual pamphlets UG? I don't listen to any proselytizing without an accompanying pamphlet.

05-11-2011, 11:50 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Hey Sundae, great minds!

05-12-2011, 08:00 AM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I like that. "Burring."

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