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penis spam · 05-04-2011, 04:27 PM

Is it possible to find true love with a person you have never met? I think I have. God guided me to this safe haven created by Mr. Undertoad. I have never met him, but I have read all of his posts. I can tell he was speaking directly to my soul without ever having met. We are destined to be together.

I don't know what to do. How do I show him our love is true? I think I know where he lives. Do I knock on his door? Do I send him flowers? I have even painted a portait of the two of us together in a sea of rose petals. I am afraid he will not love me because I am blind.

penis spam · 05-04-2011, 04:29 PM

Mr Wolf and Mr Undertoad will not like you making fun of me because I am so pretty. women have always been jealous of my breasts

SamIam · 05-04-2011, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by penis spam

Mr Wolf and Mr Undertoad will not like you making fun of me because I am so pretty. women have always been jealous of my breasts

I suspect that "Mr" Wolf will join in the fun if Wolf happens to notice this thread.

Gravdigr · 05-04-2011, 04:31 PM

Pics, or STFU...

penis spam · 05-04-2011, 04:39 PM

I have a pic on my profile and I posted in the RFN section. Please do not be mad at me. I am trying to make friends here.

Sheldonrs · 05-04-2011, 05:17 PM

Shouldn't that be Penis PAM?

monster · 05-04-2011, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Shouldn't that be Penis PAM?

Those boobs...not silicon.....not saline.....

TheMercenary · 05-04-2011, 05:51 PM

Please shave. That shit is nasty.

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 06:05 PM

Dear Penis Spam,

Why will you not answer questions? I thought this was an advice column.

Soberly,

Dear Abbie

Big Sarge · 05-04-2011, 08:16 PM

Are you over 40? Don't women over 40 start growing a little facial hair? Maybe you could bleach it or something

TheMercenary · 05-04-2011, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Are you over 40? Don't women over 40 start growing a little facial hair? Maybe you could bleach it or something

Ovarian Hair Syndrome...

Big Sarge · 05-04-2011, 08:32 PM

Ovarian Hair Syndrome? Is that what happens about the time they develop locator ovaries?

ZenGum · 05-05-2011, 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Ovarian Hair Syndrome? Is that what happens about the time they develop locator ovaries?

That's overian here syndrome.

DanaC · 05-05-2011, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

That's overian here syndrome.

Genius.

Gravdigr · 05-05-2011, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Ovarian Hair Syndrome? Is that what happens about the time they develop locator ovaries?

What's it called when she can't locate her ovaries?

Cuz...I don't think she can.

05-04-2011, 04:31 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Pics, or STFU... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-04-2011, 05:17 PM	#6
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Shouldn't that be Penis PAM? __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

05-04-2011, 05:51 PM	#8
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Please shave. That shit is nasty. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-04-2011, 08:16 PM	#10
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Are you over 40? Don't women over 40 start growing a little facial hair? Maybe you could bleach it or something __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-04-2011, 08:32 PM	#12
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Ovarian Hair Syndrome? Is that what happens about the time they develop locator ovaries? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-04-2011, 04:27 PM	#1
penis spam looking for my true love Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Franklin, Ky Posts: 23	Is it possible to find true love with a person you have never met? I think I have. God guided me to this safe haven created by Mr. Undertoad. I have never met him, but I have read all of his posts. I can tell he was speaking directly to my soul without ever having met. We are destined to be together. I don't know what to do. How do I show him our love is true? I think I know where he lives. Do I knock on his door? Do I send him flowers? I have even painted a portait of the two of us together in a sea of rose petals. I am afraid he will not love me because I am blind.

05-04-2011, 04:29 PM	#2
penis spam looking for my true love Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Franklin, Ky Posts: 23	Mr Wolf and Mr Undertoad will not like you making fun of me because I am so pretty. women have always been jealous of my breasts

05-04-2011, 04:39 PM	#5
penis spam looking for my true love Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Franklin, Ky Posts: 23	I have a pic on my profile and I posted in the RFN section. Please do not be mad at me. I am trying to make friends here.

05-04-2011, 06:05 PM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Dear Penis Spam, Why will you not answer questions? I thought this was an advice column. Soberly, Dear Abbie

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