May 2, 2011 [b]: Osama hideout - Page 2

Pete Zicato · 05-03-2011, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Yeah, those can't be faked.

In which case, we'll be seeing the bin Laden Neener, Neener, Neener video any day now.

monster · 05-04-2011, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Yeah, those can't be faked.

Good job no-one ever suspects or looks for that, huh?

Sundae · 05-02-2011, 03:04 PM

I certainly saw some shaky vids of the compound.
One Sky newscaster said, "And is this after the raid?"

No, fuckwit, it's from Youtube - old Ozzie was testing out his new camera...

glatt · 05-02-2011, 03:09 PM

There's a fake picture of the corpse floating around out there today in the internets.

Sundae · 05-02-2011, 03:23 PM

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Floating around.

snicker.

ZenGum · 05-02-2011, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

a bullet

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

They're Shriney Happy People.

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Originally Posted by Sundae

snicker.

s at youse all.

The burial at sea was to avoid a teary funeral. Apparently Elton John was lined up to play "Sandals in the bin".

TheMercenary · 05-04-2011, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Apparently Elton John was lined up to play "Sandals in the bin".

Now that right there was funny.....

ZenGum · 05-02-2011, 10:08 PM

One time I was out hiking with some friends, and we heard an aircraft overhead, but couldn't see it due to clouds.

"Sounds military" one guy said.

"Huh?" I asked.

"Fast. Loud. Low."

Fair enough.

A chopper cirlcing low over the same place could sound purposeful.

SPUCK · 05-03-2011, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

sounded purposeful."

You know, like full of porpoises.

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No wonder it crashed.

infinite monkey · 05-03-2011, 07:53 AM

Navin R. Johnson (suddenly yelling in a mixture of shock and excitement): Wait a minute - what's happening to my special purpose!?
Patty Bernstein (in a passionate voice): What's your special purpose?
Navin R. Johnson (still yelling): Well, when I was a kid my mom told me... there goes my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what my special purpose was!
Patty Bernstein: Today's the day!
Navin R. Johnson: (moaning as we see the whole trailer shakes from the outside): Hey, this is like a ride!

Big Sarge · 05-04-2011, 08:09 AM

I believe it was staged. Osama is in witness relocation with Elvis. They both work at a convenience store near my house

glatt · 05-04-2011, 03:11 PM

Pictures of the tail of the crashed helicopter are leading some pretty reliable sources to conclude that the US used a new, previously undisclosed type of helicopter to take part in the raid.

After it crashed, they tried to destroy it, but couldn't reach the tail outside the wall of the compound, so it offers a glimpse of the new helicopter.

HungLikeJesus · 05-04-2011, 03:15 PM

It's a alien space ship. It's probably full of dead aliens.

Trilby · 05-04-2011, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

It's a alien space ship. It's probably full of dead aliens.

Goody. They typically bring all dead aliens to Wright Patterson AFB, so, we didn't get the shuttle, but we WILL get the aliens!

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 03:22 PM

That's true, isn't it?

Cool. It makes me even more assured that when the aliens come back to get (some of) us on Dec 24 2011 I will be on the list. I'm RIGHT HERE. And what better example? And I'd make a great alien house pet.

05-02-2011, 03:04 PM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I certainly saw some shaky vids of the compound. One Sky newscaster said, "And is this after the raid?" No, fuckwit, it's from Youtube - old Ozzie was testing out his new camera... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-02-2011, 10:08 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	One time I was out hiking with some friends, and we heard an aircraft overhead, but couldn't see it due to clouds. "Sounds military" one guy said. "Huh?" I asked. "Fast. Loud. Low." Fair enough. A chopper cirlcing low over the same place could sound purposeful. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-04-2011, 08:09 AM	#11
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I believe it was staged. Osama is in witness relocation with Elvis. They both work at a convenience store near my house __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

05-04-2011, 03:11 PM	#12
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Pictures of the tail of the crashed helicopter are leading some pretty reliable sources to conclude that the US used a new, previously undisclosed type of helicopter to take part in the raid. After it crashed, they tried to destroy it, but couldn't reach the tail outside the wall of the compound, so it offers a glimpse of the new helicopter. Attached Images

05-04-2011, 03:15 PM	#13
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	It's a alien space ship. It's probably full of dead aliens. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-02-2011, 03:09 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	There's a fake picture of the corpse floating around out there today in the internets.

05-03-2011, 07:53 AM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Navin R. Johnson (suddenly yelling in a mixture of shock and excitement): Wait a minute - what's happening to my special purpose!? Patty Bernstein (in a passionate voice): What's your special purpose? Navin R. Johnson (still yelling): Well, when I was a kid my mom told me... there goes my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what my special purpose was! Patty Bernstein: Today's the day! Navin R. Johnson: (moaning as we see the whole trailer shakes from the outside): Hey, this is like a ride!

05-04-2011, 03:22 PM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That's true, isn't it? Cool. It makes me even more assured that when the aliens come back to get (some of) us on Dec 24 2011 I will be on the list. I'm RIGHT HERE. And what better example? And I'd make a great alien house pet.

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