Osama Bin Laden is Dead!!! - Page 16

infinite monkey · 05-09-2011, 09:48 AM

My cronies and I would sit at lunch and make puns out of everything on our trays.

I should be an honorary Brit: I do the crosswords AND the puns.

DanaC · 05-09-2011, 09:51 AM

And we all know you're positively accomplished when it comes to smut.

infinite monkey · 05-09-2011, 09:53 AM

Hahahahaha!

monster · 05-09-2011, 10:43 AM

He's not dead, he's just pining for the Hindu Kushes

infinite monkey · 05-09-2011, 11:46 AM

They've finally released a photo that proves he is deader n' dead.

Spexxvet · 05-09-2011, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

They've finally released a photo that proves he is deader n' dead.

That's invisible Jeebus after his leg was amputated.

plthijinx · 05-09-2011, 12:06 PM

*snort*

lookout123 · 05-09-2011, 12:33 PM

That's actually the grave of the guy who threw a shoe at W.

DanaC · 05-09-2011, 01:47 PM

Nah. It's mirrorworld Jebus.

Trilby · 05-09-2011, 02:20 PM

Nope. Jesus took a quick swim in my basement.

He forgot his shoe.

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-10-2011, 08:28 PM

So, DanaC: explain, then, how inaccurately we hit Mr Bin Laden. Using, I understand, information. Spoken information.

Honestly, girl. When you follow a bad religion, stupid things come out of your mouth and your keyboard. I am very glad I am not so very like you in my thoughts and in my values. It saves me from fatuity.

But enough: the man hid. He manifestly had government help doing so. There's a fragmented and factionated government in Pakistan. He wasn't alone where he hid, either. Somebody was being, shall we say, accommodating. But the old boy's luck ran out, and in the end, the forces of good got him.

tw · 05-11-2011, 09:16 AM

Urbane Guerilla. Do you want DanaC or I to explain Chapter 3 of Thomas Barnett's book to you? With so many vicious personal attacks (that for some reason are tolerated when others have been banned for less), it is not clear who you are asking for help.

Wolf needs a new job. Maybe she can help?

Sheldonrs · 05-11-2011, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

...Somebody was being, shall we say, accommodating. But the old boy's luck ran out, and in the end, the forces of good got him.

Perhaps it was GWB's extra assist. It was only fair after all GW did to help OBL's family get out of the country right after 9/11. So why not help HIM to hide and then go on record as saying he didn't give much thought to him at all.

05-09-2011, 10:43 AM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	He's not dead, he's just pining for the Hindu Kushes __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	They've finally released a photo that proves he is deader n' dead. Attached Images

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plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	snort __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

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lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	That's actually the grave of the guy who threw a shoe at W. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Nope. Jesus took a quick swim in my basement. He forgot his shoe. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-09-2011, 09:48 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	My cronies and I would sit at lunch and make puns out of everything on our trays. I should be an honorary Brit: I do the crosswords AND the puns.

05-09-2011, 09:53 AM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Hahahahaha!

05-10-2011, 08:28 PM	#11
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	So, DanaC: explain, then, how inaccurately we hit Mr Bin Laden. Using, I understand, information. Spoken information. Honestly, girl. When you follow a bad religion, stupid things come out of your mouth and your keyboard. I am very glad I am not so very like you in my thoughts and in my values. It saves me from fatuity. But enough: the man hid. He manifestly had government help doing so. There's a fragmented and factionated government in Pakistan. He wasn't alone where he hid, either. Somebody was being, shall we say, accommodating. But the old boy's luck ran out, and in the end, the forces of good got him. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

05-11-2011, 09:16 AM	#12
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Urbane Guerilla. Do you want DanaC or I to explain Chapter 3 of Thomas Barnett's book to you? With so many vicious personal attacks (that for some reason are tolerated when others have been banned for less), it is not clear who you are asking for help. Wolf needs a new job. Maybe she can help?

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