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jimhelm · 05-02-2011, 03:28 PM

you are the biggest vagina. the BIGGEST.

Undertoad · 05-02-2011, 04:00 PM

Or similar, bon: ban them permanently, but they are free to come back under another identity+email address.

If they are recognized, they are banned again immediately; this cycle runs until they run out of addresses or patience; problem is solved.

But if they aren't recognized, and they don't repeat the behavior that got them banned... problem is also solved.

Jill · 05-02-2011, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Never let a good quiz go to waste.

I agree!

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
Both
Sacrilege! Mustard only. Never ketchup on a hotdog.

2. Love or Financial Security?
Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart.
I got lucky and found both.

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
USA! USA! USA!
As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums.
Italy. I love historic cities with incredible architecture and stories to tell. I'm not too much of a lay on a beach kind of girl. I want to go exploring!

4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself?
Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices.
Many, many years ago I used to be mistaken for Julia Roberts (by blind people, apparently). Was even asked for "my" autograph once. Now, not so much. Besides, she's taller.

5. What is your quest?
I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs.
This will be the basis for my financial security.
I'm going all serious on you and admit that I'm trying to make a difference in the lives of foster children.

6. What color is the number six?
Visual purple
I actually see it this way: Six.

7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month?
Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question.
Speaking personally, none. Though I do understand the question.

8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle,
Murder
Lion

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record.
I've been to jail. I'll take the moths, thanks. Can I put chocolate syrup on them?

10. Are you having wine?
In these trousers? Hardly
Often, but not at this precise moment.

morethanpretty · 05-02-2011, 06:52 PM

I like the way you did this Jill, so its easily compared to previous answers, so I will copy:

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
Both
Sacrilege! Mustard only. Never ketchup on a hotdog.
Chili and cheese

2. Love or Financial Security?
Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart.
I got lucky and found both.

Financial security: Maslow agrees with me.

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
USA! USA! USA!
As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums.
Italy. I love historic cities with incredible architecture and stories to tell. I'm not too much of a lay on a beach kind of girl. I want to go exploring!
Really depends if I'm going alone or not. Can a hot boyfriend be thrown in there too? I'm not sure, but I'd want to go somewhere adventurous and nature orientated. Like a volcano, or the fjords of Norway have caught my attention, New Zealand is really pretty to from what I'm told...damn its so hard to narrow it down!

4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself?
Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices.
Many, many years ago I used to be mistaken for Julia Roberts (by blind people, apparently). Was even asked for "my" autograph once. Now, not so much. Besides, she's taller.
Myself. I am a celebrity.

5. What is your quest?
I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs.
This will be the basis for my financial security.
I'm going all serious on you and admit that I'm trying to make a difference in the lives of foster children.
Also going to be serious: to be someone I can be proud of.

6. What color is the number six?
Visual purple
I actually see it this way: Six.
I'm not sure but it smells like chocolate chip cookies.

7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month?
Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question.
Speaking personally, none. Though I do understand the question.
As many as the postal service will allow for. 1 at a time though.

8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle,
Murder
Lion
and BEARS OH MY!

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record.
I've been to jail. I'll take the moths, thanks. Can I put chocolate syrup on them?
If the moths can be breaded and fried, I'll take 'em. You can eat anything if its been fried.

10. Are you having wine?
In these trousers? Hardly
Often, but not at this precise moment.[/quote]
Damnit, I meant to stop and get some but it was raining and I forgot.

Jill · 05-02-2011, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
Chili and cheese

Ooo, chili and cheese is great, too. But if one's only choices are ketchup and mustard, only a heathen would put ketchup on a hotdog.

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
Really depends if I'm going alone or not. Can a hot boyfriend be thrown in there too? I'm not sure, but I'd want to go somewhere adventurous and nature orientated. Like a volcano, or the fjords of Norway have caught my attention, New Zealand is really pretty to from what I'm told...damn its so hard to narrow it down!

If you have to travel alone, I cannot recommend Club Med highly enough. Been to several, always alone. Never stayed that way very long.

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
If the moths can be breaded and fried, I'll take 'em. You can eat anything if its been fried.

That is so true! You can fry anything and make it edible. Loves me some fried food. Yum!

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty

10. Are you having wine?
Damnit, I meant to stop and get some but it was raining and I forgot.

I'll share! Come on over!

kerosene · 05-03-2011, 04:40 PM

So I am copying mtp who copied jill, who copied someone else...I am starting to get lost in derivative land...or is it recursive? No, it isn't recursive. Anyway, here are my answers.

1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard?
Both
Sacrilege! Mustard only. Never ketchup on a hotdog.
Chili and cheese
can't stand mustard. Has to be ketchup (or catsup)

2. Love or Financial Security?
Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart.
I got lucky and found both.

Financial security: Maslow agrees with me.
I have love, which is great, but some financial security would be a nice addition.

3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation?
USA! USA! USA!
As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums.
Italy. I love historic cities with incredible architecture and stories to tell. I'm not too much of a lay on a beach kind of girl. I want to go exploring!
Really depends if I'm going alone or not. Can a hot boyfriend be thrown in there too? I'm not sure, but I'd want to go somewhere adventurous and nature orientated. Like a volcano, or the fjords of Norway have caught my attention, New Zealand is really pretty to from what I'm told...damn its so hard to narrow it down!
Definitely a trip to Australia, to visit some of our buddies down there.

4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself?
Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices.
Many, many years ago I used to be mistaken for Julia Roberts (by blind people, apparently). Was even asked for "my" autograph once. Now, not so much. Besides, she's taller.
Myself. I am a celebrity.
Most likely that girl that plays Pam in The Office.

5. What is your quest?
I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs.
This will be the basis for my financial security.
I'm going all serious on you and admit that I'm trying to make a difference in the lives of foster children.
Also going to be serious: to be someone I can be proud of.
To figure out what the heck I am doing.

6. What color is the number six?
Visual purple
I actually see it this way: Six.
I'm not sure but it smells like chocolate chip cookies.
Yellow

7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month?
Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question.
Speaking personally, none. Though I do understand the question.
As many as the postal service will allow for. 1 at a time though.
As many as I want

8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle,
Murder
Lion
and BEARS OH MY!
ground

9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail?
Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record.
I've been to jail. I'll take the moths, thanks. Can I put chocolate syrup on them?
If the moths can be breaded and fried, I'll take 'em. You can eat anything if its been fried.
moths, as long as I can saute them in some butter and garlic. Or maybe deep fry them like mtp

10. Are you having wine?
In these trousers? Hardly
Often, but not at this precise moment.[/quote]
Damnit, I meant to stop and get some but it was raining and I forgot.

[/quote]
I would be if I were smart.

Pete Zicato · 05-02-2011, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jill

I agree!

Since you are originally from St. Louis, I think it's reasonable to add an addendum to the quiz:
What school did you go to?

infinite monkey · 05-02-2011, 06:13 PM

That seems fair.

ZenGum · 05-02-2011, 10:18 PM

I think we should let Pam back on the clear understanding that we will tease her mercilessly and take no responsibility for the effect on his/her mental state.

Bored,
Zengum

jimhelm · 05-02-2011, 10:22 PM

2nded. and that she use the pam login.

i miss her desperately

monster · 05-02-2011, 10:34 PM

check out my vid in the meta whatsit. who needs pam when you have MEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

monster · 05-02-2011, 10:37 PM

WAIT! i'm not getting enough attention

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1195...-on-the-cellar

infinite monkey · 05-03-2011, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

WAIT! i'm not getting enough attention

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1195...-on-the-cellar

How could you? Can you even get a word in edgewise, you old batch?

Great video!

Jill · 05-03-2011, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

WAIT! i'm not getting enough attention

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1195...-on-the-cellar

Bwaaaaaahahahaha! I love the Cellar Dwellar depicted as Harry Potter, standing there saying, "Okaaaaaaaaay?"

::snort::

Brilliant, monster. I bow before you.

Nirvana · 05-02-2011, 11:12 PM

If they let PP back on I will make him pay attention to you!

05-02-2011, 03:28 PM	#1
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	you are the biggest vagina. the BIGGEST. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

05-02-2011, 06:52 PM	#4
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I like the way you did this Jill, so its easily compared to previous answers, so I will copy: 1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard? Both Sacrilege! Mustard only. Never ketchup on a hotdog. Chili and cheese 2. Love or Financial Security? Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart. I got lucky and found both. Financial security: Maslow agrees with me. 3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation? USA! USA! USA! As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums. Italy. I love historic cities with incredible architecture and stories to tell. I'm not too much of a lay on a beach kind of girl. I want to go exploring! Really depends if I'm going alone or not. Can a hot boyfriend be thrown in there too? I'm not sure, but I'd want to go somewhere adventurous and nature orientated. Like a volcano, or the fjords of Norway have caught my attention, New Zealand is really pretty to from what I'm told...damn its so hard to narrow it down! 4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself? Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices. Many, many years ago I used to be mistaken for Julia Roberts (by blind people, apparently). Was even asked for "my" autograph once. Now, not so much. Besides, she's taller. Myself. I am a celebrity. 5. What is your quest? I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs. This will be the basis for my financial security. I'm going all serious on you and admit that I'm trying to make a difference in the lives of foster children. Also going to be serious: to be someone I can be proud of. 6. What color is the number six? Visual purple I actually see it this way: Six. I'm not sure but it smells like chocolate chip cookies. 7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month? Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question. Speaking personally, none. Though I do understand the question. As many as the postal service will allow for. 1 at a time though. 8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle, Murder Lion and BEARS OH MY! 9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail? Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record. I've been to jail. I'll take the moths, thanks. Can I put chocolate syrup on them? If the moths can be breaded and fried, I'll take 'em. You can eat anything if its been fried. 10. Are you having wine? In these trousers? Hardly Often, but not at this precise moment.[/quote] Damnit, I meant to stop and get some but it was raining and I forgot. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

05-02-2011, 10:18 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I think we should let Pam back on the clear understanding that we will tease her mercilessly and take no responsibility for the effect on his/her mental state. Bored, Zengum __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-02-2011, 10:22 PM	#10
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	2nded. and that she use the pam login. i miss her desperately __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

05-02-2011, 10:34 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	check out my vid in the meta whatsit. who needs pam when you have MEEEEEEEEEEEEE? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-02-2011, 04:00 PM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Or similar, bon: ban them permanently, but they are free to come back under another identity+email address. If they are recognized, they are banned again immediately; this cycle runs until they run out of addresses or patience; problem is solved. But if they aren't recognized, and they don't repeat the behavior that got them banned... problem is also solved.

05-03-2011, 04:40 PM	#6
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	So I am copying mtp who copied jill, who copied someone else...I am starting to get lost in derivative land...or is it recursive? No, it isn't recursive. Anyway, here are my answers. 1. On your hot dog, ketchup or mustard? Both Sacrilege! Mustard only. Never ketchup on a hotdog. Chili and cheese can't stand mustard. Has to be ketchup (or catsup) 2. Love or Financial Security? Financial security - I can fight a burglar far more easily than I can stop someone breaking my heart. I got lucky and found both. Financial security: Maslow agrees with me. I have love, which is great, but some financial security would be a nice addition. 3. Where would you choose to take a one week all expenses paid vacation? USA! USA! USA! As long as all expenses covers a great big party for all my chums. Italy. I love historic cities with incredible architecture and stories to tell. I'm not too much of a lay on a beach kind of girl. I want to go exploring! Really depends if I'm going alone or not. Can a hot boyfriend be thrown in there too? I'm not sure, but I'd want to go somewhere adventurous and nature orientated. Like a volcano, or the fjords of Norway have caught my attention, New Zealand is really pretty to from what I'm told...damn its so hard to narrow it down! Definitely a trip to Australia, to visit some of our buddies down there. 4. What celebrity reminds you of yourself? Eric Idle. Essentially talented, but only in occasional flashes and has made some baffling choices. Many, many years ago I used to be mistaken for Julia Roberts (by blind people, apparently). Was even asked for "my" autograph once. Now, not so much. Besides, she's taller. Myself. I am a celebrity. Most likely that girl that plays Pam in The Office. 5. What is your quest? I am working on a potion to translate cat-thoughts into pop songs. This will be the basis for my financial security. I'm going all serious on you and admit that I'm trying to make a difference in the lives of foster children. Also going to be serious: to be someone I can be proud of. To figure out what the heck I am doing. 6. What color is the number six? Visual purple I actually see it this way: Six. I'm not sure but it smells like chocolate chip cookies. Yellow 7. How many netflix videos can you rent in one month? Speaking personally, none. I don't understand the question. Speaking personally, none. Though I do understand the question. As many as the postal service will allow for. 1 at a time though. As many as I want 8. Complete this series: Tiger, Napalm, Lavender, Pickle, Murder Lion and BEARS OH MY! ground 9. Would you rather eat a sandwich bag full of moths or spend a night in jail? Spend a night in jail. As long as it didn't go down on my permanent record. I've been to jail. I'll take the moths, thanks. Can I put chocolate syrup on them? If the moths can be breaded and fried, I'll take 'em. You can eat anything if its been fried. moths, as long as I can saute them in some butter and garlic. Or maybe deep fry them like mtp 10. Are you having wine? In these trousers? Hardly Often, but not at this precise moment.[/quote] Damnit, I meant to stop and get some but it was raining and I forgot. [/quote] I would be if I were smart.

05-02-2011, 06:13 PM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	That seems fair.

05-02-2011, 10:37 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	WAIT! i'm not getting enough attention http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/1195...-on-the-cellar __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-02-2011, 11:12 PM	#15
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	If they let PP back on I will make him pay attention to you! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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