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Old 04-19-2011, 10:50 PM   #1
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Well she knows that Bri and I are secret lovers, so she is not going to tell her when I am dead. But if you send me your mailing address I will try to leave you in my will.
who will you leave me to?
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Old 04-19-2011, 10:54 PM   #2
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No one. Would anyone miss me if I just disappear one day?
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Old 04-19-2011, 10:58 PM   #3
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No one. Would anyone miss me if I just disappear one day?
um yes... did we not aleady miss you when you had a quiet spell?
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:21 PM   #4
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um yes... did we not aleady miss you when you had a quiet spell?
Y'all did? Aww....I don't remember. My memory is failing me.
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Old 04-19-2011, 10:45 PM   #5
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My wife will let friends know. Some are here and will pass on the news, not that anyone will fail to miss the flags at half-staff, the schools and courts closing and the national day of mourning.
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Old 04-20-2011, 06:47 PM   #6
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...not that anyone will fail to miss the flags at half-staff, the schools and courts closing and the national day of mourning.
Same here.

When I die, I'll be lucky if anyone even gives a shit. But, given the way I've lived my life, that won't really be a surprise. I won't know anyway, so I ain't fretting over it.
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Old 04-19-2011, 10:52 PM   #7
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Well I will leave you in my Safety Deposit Box until I am reincarnated and can come back and pay you for the time you were stuck there.
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Old 04-19-2011, 10:57 PM   #8
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If I died, beest would tell you. Maybe not straight away. Maybe after 6 months or so. In a thread where people got so pissed off at me in my absence they mentioned paintball.
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Old 04-19-2011, 11:04 PM   #9
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If I died, beest would tell you. Maybe not straight away. Maybe after 6 months or so. In a thread where people got so pissed off at me in my absence they mentioned paintball.
Would he put bits of your ashes in little paint ball orbs and fire them at various random people across the city? I think that would be a cool way to go....


My family knows I want to be cremated and my ashes spread on the local rugby pitch right before a match. I participated in that one time and thought it was so very cool.
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Old 04-19-2011, 10:58 PM   #10
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No one. The Wife doesn't like using the computer, so....
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 04-19-2011, 11:06 PM   #11
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What would happen is Mr. Clod would be checking my email account after my death, since tons of important crap about the kids goes through there. And sooner or later he would see something come in from Bruce, and then he would probably reply and let Bruce know, and figure Bruce would take care of letting the rest of you know.
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Old 04-20-2011, 05:20 AM   #12
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I suspect J would bob on and let y'all know.
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Old 04-20-2011, 05:43 AM   #13
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Hmm, I doubt any one would think to do so. One of the cellarites on my facebook might see it on there and tell the rest of y'all. That is, if someone posts my death on facebook. Maybe I should leave a request in my will. Just in case, never know whats gonna happen.
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Old 04-20-2011, 10:17 AM   #14
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No one, you'll all have to figure it out.
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Old 04-20-2011, 11:33 AM   #15
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I died 3 years ago and STILL no one has noticed!

(FYI, Hell only has dial-up)
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