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Junior Master Dwellar
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If the ISS and Endeavor were real it would take 500,000 gallons of hydrogen and oxygen plus 1,000,000 pounds of solid fuel, get the shuttle all the way up there, 250 miles.
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The Un-Tuckian
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And O-rings, some really good O-rings.
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The CIA hired George Lucas to make films about moon landings and shuttle dockings but he insisted they shoot on location.
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In a story that strikes close to home for me, a town in VT won't allow this guy to build a garage on his property.
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Quote:
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I heard this one as "Kubrick" but, good joke either way.
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Or...
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"So, there I am, scubaing along, minding my own bidness, when..."
Man, would that fuck with ya, or whut?! The USS Woodrow Wilson, btw.
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Well, if they didn't have gap, they would prolly start a fire with all that kicking.
Or at least wear a blister.
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A Lenape Wigwam in New York...
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Flyer for Ford salesman to send out in '67.
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Parentage of Elsie an Elmer...
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A li'l ol' snapshot o'home... NASA's OSIRIS-REx used it's NavCam (I assume 'Navigation Camera') to take a photo of Earth. Earth, and our moon, is in the lower left of the pic. I thought the big shiny thing was gonna be the Sun. Nope. That's OSIRIS-REx's target, the asteroid Bennu. Earth is ~71,000,000 miles away in the photo. Bennu is ~27 miles.
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That is very impressive!
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Makes me feel small and insignificant.
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